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'jakking
'jakking, also known as jakking, is an ancient artform centered around the creation and posting of 'jaks. This page is a definitive guide for new 'jakkers on how to create gemmy 'jaks.
Setup[edit | edit source]
On how to make a soyjak, you need something to set your stuff up, preferably;
- An operating system with the Linux-libre kernel
so that you don't get buttfucked by glowies - Access to your neighbours' Wi-Fi without their knowledge
- Hard drive encryption software like VeraCrypt
- A microwave nearby so you can fry your HDD at any given moment
- A painting program, preferably either Paint.Net, GIMP, or MS Paint.
- Practice making shapes
- Then, if the practice is done, you should be able to make a soyjak, just don't make a dusty jak (see 2nd section)
General Guidelines[edit | edit source]
You WILL avoid things mentioned in this section and, hopefully, you won't be the one to create Poopson.
- Antialiasing
- Thick eyebrows
- Iris
- No glasses handles
- No forehead wrinkes/mouth lines
- Stubble made up of the same lines
Remember that 'jaks are kind of like the free market (oh my lolbertarianism) and that if yours doesn't really have a purpose for existing, a niche so to say, it probably won't be used by other 'teens that much.
FACT: If one has to force a variant than it most likely wasn't good to begin with.
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Another set of guidelines; take them with a grain of sproke thoughever
Assets[edit | edit source]
Modular Variants (more HD templates can be found in this stickied thread)[edit | edit source]
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The sacred ancestor
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Soyak. Look below for his glasses
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Soyak beard
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A24
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Markiplier soyjak
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Feraljak
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Wholesome soyjak
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Bernd hanged
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Impish Soyak Ears
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Nojak
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Chudjak
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Cobson front view
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Accessories[edit | edit source]
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Soyak and Chudjaks glasses (ev&oe the side part of Chudjaks is slightly smaller)
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Gapejaks glasses
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Feraljaks glasses
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Cobsons glasses
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Markiplier Soyjaks glasses
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Award template
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The badge of Soyteens.
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For the most sophisticated of individuals.
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Serious Hat
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Hands pointing to "FACT" sign
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Blank X seconds/minutes/hours/days/months/years/decades/centuries spent on X thing
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Cozy blanket for soyjaks to be in.
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Rope (don't worry nobody was hung :)
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Make sure to sew your ears on!
Faces[edit | edit source]
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Feraljaks face
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Cobsons face
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Markiplier Soyjaks face
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Wholesome Soyjak face
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Chudjak face
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Punisher Face
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Soyak mouth
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Markiplier Soyjaks mouth
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Wholesome Soyjak grin/Impish Soyak Ears grin
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>ACK!
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OMGSISA
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Chudjak hair
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Jew nose
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feraljak angry mouth
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feraljak mouth
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cobson mouth
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alicia mouth
Bodies[edit | edit source]
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Science lovers body
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Looking up at you
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Nobody sitting at the computer
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Showing you something on the phone
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Drinking coffee out of a cup template
Tools of the Trade[edit | edit source]
Programs[edit | edit source]
Paint.Net[edit | edit source]
Paint.Net is like Paint but with layers and effects, useful and free program.
Gif Makers[edit | edit source]
EZGif[edit | edit source]
Used for simple gif edition, adding text to a gif, making gifs out of multiple images, cropping, resizing, also some basic effects to add to a gif.
Metademolab[edit | edit source]
Uses AI to make drawings / pictures dance or do different gestures.
https://sketch.metademolab.com/canvas
3dGifMaker[edit | edit source]
Website which offers many fancy gif animations to choose from, doesn't allow adblockers.
PoyoPoyo Gif Maker[edit | edit source]
Another website that allows you to add simple animations to an image. The website is in Japanese, but easy to use.
https://poyopoyo.gifanimaker.com
Wonder of Wonder[edit | edit source]
Lets you draw something and make it dance to some Vocaloid song.
PetPet[edit | edit source]
Pets the image you upload and makes a gif out of it.
https://benisland.neocities.org/petpet/
Editors[edit | edit source]
Lunapic[edit | edit source]
Simple online editor, no annoyances / many ads.
https://www3.lunapic.com/editor/
Capcut[edit | edit source]
Simple video editor, lets you choose from many templates. Used usually to make shitty montages with jaks'
AI[edit | edit source]
Lumalabs[edit | edit source]
Video AI Maker. Takes a bit to generate the videos, 5 seconds long.
https://lumalabs.ai/dream-machine
PikaArt[edit | edit source]
You can crush, cakeify, melt images with this AI video generator, there are even more options.
Suno[edit | edit source]
Used for usually Jartycuck / Shemmyslut parodies. AI Song maker.
