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P is the 16th letter of the Latin alphabet.[1][2][3]
It's also soyspeak for child pornography.
What should you do if you see 'p on the sharty?[edit | edit source]
ALWAYS ignore the post and report it instead of replying/etc. Maybe ctrl+shift+del to clear cache too.
>HEHEHE THIS EPIC DESU CHILD PORN WILL SURELY OWN DA ZOOOMERS THIS TIME
Think about this question for a moment. Should you...
- A. Ignore the post and report it
- B. Respond to the post with a sage
- C. Respond to the post and bump it to page 1 so jannies have a better chance of seeing it
- D. Make a new thread complaining about the ‘p
- E. Send an anonymous tip to the FBI or another government agency
- F. Download the ‘p and spend hours ’ooning to it (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
If you answered "A", you would be correct! You should simply report the post by using the report buttons below a post, and then go into your browser's settings and delete the browser cache (your browser's "cache" is the data your browser saves about web pages). You can delete the cache by clicking the "clear browsing data" button, you can also fast travel to this setting by pressing Ctrl+Shift+Del.
If you answered "B", you'd be incorrect. Remember, one of the main reasons 'p is posted/spammed is to generate attention, "seethe", and chaos, which the pedophilic 'p posters/spammers get a kick out of. Replying with a sage in attempt to directly call out the 'p poster is useless, at that's exactly what they want you to do. Your sage post is now also tied to and correlated with an illegal 'p post. Please pick option A instead.
If you answered "C", you'd be incorrect. This option is even worse than option B for several reasons. First off, bumping the thread with a normal reply will ensure that more users witness the illegal content. You are also still playing into what the 'p poster wants, and your reply is now even more correlated with the 'p post. Jannies will see the post faster if you just report it. Please pick option A instead.
If you answered "D", you'd be incorrect. Although it is better than replying to the 'p itself, you are still doing want the 'p posters want you to do by complaining. If you simply want jannies to react faster, reporting a post is still the fastest way to get the jannies' attention. Please pick option A instead.
If you answered "E", you're technically correct, but this option is not preferred to in the slightest. First off, your tip will most likely be dismissed/ignored for a lack of hard/solid evidence and information. Secondly, you are attracting unwanted attention to the website by government authorities. SOYJAK.PARTY DOES NOT ENDORSE THE SHARING OF ILLEGAL CONTENT, it simply happens against the will of the site, similar to how 'p spam is against the will of all normal websites. If a government agency falsely believes that Soyjak.party's main function is to share illegal content, then the site will get deleted, and every user's IP will be logged. Soyjak.party can handle its issues with illegal content on its own, with its own moderators. Please pick option A instead.
If you answered "F", you'd be very incorrect. You should go to your local police station, turn yourself in, and bring your devices as well!
Remember, the more replies that the 'p post garners, the more notable it becomes, and increases the likelihood that like-minded attention-starving jagoffs will repeat this process.
It is the job of the jannies and mods to clean up and moderate the site around the clock at an intense level. When 'p is spotted by a member of the Soyjak.party staff, their job is to first remove the obscene image, then archive the post onto a private database, send a tip to the authorities along with helpful and accessible information to identify the poster such as their IP address, before finally deleting the post as a whole. Only on very rare occasions does the staff not perform all of these steps in a swift and efficient manner (see: dinosaurgate).
Who is behind the 'p spam?[edit | edit source]
All 'p spammers and posters should be considered as unironic pedophiles, even if they say otherwise. 'P posters can be regular users of Soyjak.party, or people who never use Soyjak.party. 'P posters can be a lone actor, or can be a small group posting together at the same time. These groups can meet anywhere, but they are usually associated with Discord. 4chan also has a very pedophile-apologetic culture, although it isn't where 'p spammers plan their attacks from since it's a public imageboard.
A large reason why 'p is spammed is in an attempt to get the Soyjak.party website taken down. They either want the site taken down just to feel the power thrill of taking down a site, or because the existence of Soyjak.party is perceived to be directly harmful to their online existence and beliefs.
Another large reason why 'p is spammed is to generate a large chaotic incident, mostly just to feel the thrill of "raiding" and "watching them seethe".
Is there a cure for pedophilia?[edit | edit source]
There have been countless attempts at creating a cure for pedophilia throughout the ages, the first one that passed clinical trials was invented in 1873 by Christopher Spencer. However, due to immense pressure from liberals, socialists, muslims, billionaires, American politicians, minecraft jewtubers, 4cucks and other pedophiles, his method is yet to be implemented in any legal system. Other notable inventions that could be used to cure pedophilia include:
See also[edit | edit source]
| 'P is part of a series on SHUTTING DOWN SOYJAK.PARTY  >SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN! | |
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| "(You) are ze puppet, und I'm ze puppeteer!" |
Entities that want to shut down Soyjak.party [+]
CIA ♦ FBI ♦ Klaus Schwab ♦ soygem.party ♦ CeceFem ♦ bu5t ♦ King Caesar ♦ 4cucks ♦ Trannies ♦ Pedophiles ♦ R/196 ♦ Isaac Kate ♦ Jakparty.soy ♦ The Frog Pond ♦ NoLimitsPedia ♦ Skibidi Farms ♦ Twitterfags ♦ Discord ♦ Goth ♦ Jews ♦ Red ♦ DynaDot, Porkbun, Epik and NameCheap ♦ Snitches ♦ Wari ♦ QAfe ♦ Bot spammers ♦ Selfish Little Fucks ♦ You |
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Tactics used to shut down Soyjak.party [+]
CP spam ♦ Sending false reports to Cloudflare ♦ Wiki 'p spam ♦ Racebait/fetish spam ♦ Countrycoaling ♦ Coalposting ♦ Dust ♦ Brimstone ♦ Flagging ♦ Falseflagging ♦ Pro-degeneracy advocacy ♦ Spam ♦ dancing swede.mp4 ♦ Demoralization ♦ Neutralspam/Blogposting ♦ Porn ♦ CIA and its tactics to control chans ♦ Poopson ♦ Terrorism | |
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