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2024 United States presidential election
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>RECOUNT THE VOTE OR IM KILLING MYSELF
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77,234,090 Amerimutts | 74,936,918 Amerimutts 11.7 million Illegal spics | 868,945 Amerimutts | ||||||
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None | 7000+ Trannies, Harris' campaign is now $20 million in debt, Jimmy Carter Dead. | lost 3 elections award |
The 2024 United States presidential election (The 'Lection in Soy Speak) was held in the United States on November 5, 2024, pitting Donald Trump against Coalmala Harris.[1] The Republican ticket of former president Donald Trump and the junior U.S. senator from Ohio J.D. Vance defeated the incumbent vice president Kamala Harris, and Tim Waltz, leading to many meltdowns arguably better than 2016.
In the period before this year's election, Trump was teased and laughed at just like back when he first ran for president back in 2016. Many people thought he would lose to Biden/Harris again, and they were wrong.
Due to Kamala's defeat, her supporters are having a harder time coping with it than they did in 2016. It has gotten to the point where the demontrannies are accusing Trump of cheating, and are demanding that the votes be recounted. (even doe cacklemala already conceded and even if the votes were re-counted, trvmp would still win GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG)
Trump was sworn in on January 20, 2025, and is the current president of the United States.
Issues[edit | edit source]
Trump and his supporters want to undo all the retarded shit Joe Biden did during his presidency.[2] His running mate, JD Vance, wants to retvrn to a based trad society.[3]
Kamala Harris and her supporters are scared Trump is gonna take away their democracy. They're scared of tariffs (even doe the us has used tariffs for most of it's existence) and Project 2025, a "manifesto" written by retards meant to scare other retards into not voting for Trump.[4] They also still haven't gotten over January 6.[5]
If Kamala Harris won, it would surely be over for the Sharty.[it just would, ok?] THANK You FOR SAVING AMERICA o algo.
Campaigning[edit | edit source]
Trump held rallies and got shot during one of them.[6]
Kamala said some shit about coconuts or something.Cool it with the contextphobia you bigoted chudcel.
Results[edit | edit source]
Trump won decisively, to nobody's surprise.[7] Seriously, did anyone think that retard Coalmala even stood a chance? The race was called for Trump early in the morning, so the news was the first thing most people saw when they woke up on Wednesday. More surprisingly, Trump won the popular vote too.
Nominee | Party | Home State | Running Mate | Electoral Vote | Popular Vote | Percentage |
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Donald Trump | Republican | Florida (because Jew York fucking sucks) | JD Vance | 312 | 77,303,573 | 49.88% |
Coalmala Harris | Democratic | Commiefornia | Tim Walz (who the fuck thought this was a good idea?) | 226 (lmao you lost) | 75,019,257 (lmao you lost that too) | 48.41% |
Jill Stein (you're a retard if you voted for a third party) | Green | Massive Two Shits | Butch Lesbian | 0 | 868,945 | 0.56% |
RFK Jr. (he dropped out, why the fuck did you vote for him? | Independent | California | Nicole Shanahan | 0 | 757,371 people who didn't get the memo | 0.49% |
Reactions[edit | edit source]
7000+ trannies killed themselves over the 'Lection.(I am not joking thats how many killed themselves GEG) Suicide hotlines started getting lots of calls. Some soyteens wanted to raid the suicide hotlines, but most of the lines were too overwhelmed to troll (geg). A sheboon recorded xerxelf screaming in xer car over Drumpf winning, also some fat fuck, ripped his Harris-Waltz shirt on live GEG. Nick Fuentes xeeted "Your body, my choice" and this led to xim getting 'oxxed, 1-2ish days later some fat jew came to xis house and got pepper-sprayed by xim.
Citations[edit source]
- ↑ Source: Everyone knows, retard
- ↑ He said so
- ↑ He said so
- ↑ How is Project 2025 not real? Just look at it, retard. It reads exactly like some shit someone would make up to scare people into not voting for their opponents.
- ↑ They're still bitching and moaning about it on Shitter
- ↑ Source: I saw it
- ↑ Common sense
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