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SKIBIDI COB COB COB GEM GEM, SKIBIDI COB COB GEMSON A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak is an A24 SLOW-BURN VANTAWHITE GEMERALD straight from the 1992 science fiction horror film THE LAWNMOWER MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak

Soyjak variant
Origin/tv/, 4chan (March 23, 2018)[1]
Booru Posts 2495 As of January 15, 2025
Traced FromJames Youniverse
SubvariantsJacobson

The A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak (often shortened to just A24) is a popular soyjak variant. He is the second-oldest soyjak, releasing just under 4 months after the original. He is also the first soyjak to be traced from a real-life soyboy instead of being a Wojak derivative.

History[edit | edit source]

On March 23, 2018, /tv/ exploded with discussion and mockery pertaining to the YouTube reactor James' Youniverse and his over-the-top soyface reaction to capeshit movie trailers. The same day, somebody traced a soyjak of him and uploaded it to one of the mockery threads under the filename soy.png.[1]

Naming[edit | edit source]

During and preceding the marketing campaign for The Lighthouse in mid-2019, the as-of-then unnamed soyjak became heavily associated with bone-chilling, character-development-driven, cheap-jumpscares-free, emotionally-draining, slow-burn "horror kino" created by A24, due to a Gigachad spammer with some kind of vendetta.[2][3] The connection has stuck ever since.

Mutation to a Fingerboys and Flying Niggers[edit | edit source]

See Fingerboys and Flying Niggers

Sometime in around 1976, the CIA would start kidnapping A24 soyjaks and experiment with them. In late 1986 to late 1990 around 19 test subjects called "Fingerboys" and "Flying Niggers" (15 Fingerboys and 4 Flying Niggers) would escape. The CIA terminated 2 Flying Niggers and 5 Fingerboys, but before they could find the rest they already repopulated enough to not go extinct.

Flying Niggers and Fingerboys are NOT real and NOT created by the CIA. You WILL take your meds and investigate no further

See also[edit | edit source]

  • Jacobson, the deformed subvariant of A24.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

  • A24 as the Anonymous logo.

    A24 as the Anonymous logo.

  • This is often posted on /soy/ along with "What are your fetishes"[4]

    This is often posted on /soy/ along with "What are your fetishes"[4]

Citations[edit source]

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/96297170/#96299728
  2. ↑ http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/a24/image/F8iP35KBzmmQYubQdGSE_g/order/asc/
  3. ↑ https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/%22slow%20burn%22/type/op/end/2019-08-17/page/1/
  4. ↑ Vanilla
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