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Admin 6
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Admin 6 is Jewish.
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Occupation(s) | The sharty's final admin and destroyer |
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Best known for | Chief antagonist figure in The Soyble. Said to be the sharty's worst and final admin, who ultimately brings about it's destruction. |
Political party | 'cord |
IAS? | Probably |
Admin 6, also known as Toos, The Anti-Soot, or the Hexadmin is prophesied in the the Soyble, most notably, in the ijak chronicles to be soyjak.party's final admin, and the one who will ultimately lead to its destruction (even doe Admin Ϫ will be the admin after Admin 6 and save the sharty, or however the marvel movies go).
What he will do to the sharty is as yet unknown, but it is predicted he will be instrumental in the creation of the "anti-teen": a person who is the complete opposite of a teen (aka. a normal functioning human being).
With the temporary shutdown of the sharty due to the Soypocalypse and subsequent issues that have either started during the post-Soypocalypse era or have gotten worse, it might be just getting started and we still have much deeper to go in the brimstone mines. If so, then Admin 6 would be the main reason that we could get into the bottom.
Potential identity[edit | edit source]
Various soychatologists have debated the true identity of Admin 6, and although nobody can agree on one person there are a number of likely candidates. The Mandate of 'lent is often used to rule out some, but it still remains highly debatable.
Max[edit | edit source]
A theory that used to be extremely popular is that Max is Admin 6, mainly due to his temporary ownership of the website and his involvement with the Night of BLACKstabs. A point of contention, however, is that the Sharty continued well up for a month until it shut down, and the sharty survived even this, coming back up again on the 22th of August.
Red[edit | edit source]
Many soyteens have taken the Soypocalypse as confirmation that Admin 6 was none other than Red, as his rangebanning of every teen, IP leaks and association with pedos directly led to the fall of the site. However, some still assert that Red couldn't be Admin 6 as he didn't directly OWN the sharty. Also the sharty has since recovered from the events of the 'lypse, so while Red was a giant niggerfaggot, xe still isn't bad enough to be Admin 6.
Froot[edit | edit source]
In her Q&A, he sounds like a rulecucking faggot and said that he will try to profit off the site. Also, if we remove Captain Coal and Captain Cob from the soychatological admin list due to them being usurpers that didn't have the Mandate of Soy, then it shows that there were only 5 admins before Froot came into power, thus making Froot Admin 6. FROOT IS ADMIN 6 100% THE END IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!
After The Great Purge, public belief in Froot being Admin 6 skyrocketed. Soyteens began to make posts saying things along the lines of “the mask has slipped off”.
Froot has since given the adminship to Root and the sharty is still kicking on, so the possibility of Froot being Admin 6 has become low, but Froot can always become admin again... Oh my fauci zhe actually returned and the site is raisintier than ever
Doll[edit | edit source]
soot (admin 1) > kuz (admin 2) > doll (admin 3) > kuz (admin 4) > max (admin 5) > DOLL (admin 6)
investigate this, my personal army
Also, xis incompetence was a major reason behind the Soypocalypse. Moreover, zhe has overseen the appointment of all the mostly coally admins that have succeeded him and zhe is the true owner of the sharty, with the admins succeeding him merely being acting admins so that Doll has more time to blog with his personality cult on the schlog. Therefore, ze is at least partially responsible for the actions of the admins that have succeeded him.
Angeleno[edit | edit source]
He unironically supports fags and troons. Besides that, he didn't do any sharty destroying activities, so he is most likely not Admin 6
Root[edit | edit source]
Following his promotion to admin on March 17th, 2024, some 'teens started to believe that Root is Admin 6, mostly because he actually would be the 6th admin if Froot's claims on Kuz's Identity are true. Indeed, under his administration the site went down two times and the PPH dropped a bit. He had also tolerated and encouraged numerous NAS memes like 'zellig and Soytan. Moreover, zhe was a dataminer, as seen with zer having JS to ostensibly detect people with TuxlerVPN but it's probably also being used to punish innocent 'teens. As of 14 June 2024, Root is the most likely candidate for being Admin 6 I think Nuadmin might actually turn out to be worse doebeit, and the sharty didn't collapse during xis reign so xhe is probably not Admin 6.
NuDev[edit | edit source]
For requiring people to solve a CAPTCHA to even visit the sharty or the 'ru; breaking archiving and marge.moe entirely. He refuses to remove the CAPTCHA claiming that both archive.today and Ghostarchive are "hellbent on being hostile" because they "actively try to evade login walls, paywalls, etc". He also locks threads he doesn't like.
Red Sparrow[edit | edit source]
it might be Admin 7. DONT BE AFRAID. <==== Meds now, who is Red Sparrow. Is this another forshadowing of events just like what happened with Froot being on the wiki back in early August before anyone even knew him? // TSMT, who the fauci is she? // It's probably a nothingburger doebeit.
NuAdmin[edit | edit source]
soot (admin 1) > kuz (admin 2) > doll (admin 3) > froot (admin 4) > root (admin 5) > NUADMIN (admin 6)
investigate this, my personal army
Also zhe is a serial dataminer just like the admins before zher and zhe is literally trying to either inject a bitcoin mining operations into our PCs or inset a rootkit or trojan.
Multiple Admin 6s?[edit | edit source]
A recent theory has propped up that Admin 6 is not one person, but rather a group of people acting against soyteens. A variation of this is that Admin 6 is not a specific person, but rather an incarnation of coal itself.
Swedecus 20[edit | edit source]
Before his departure from Soyjak.party, The Swede finalised The Swedecus with the last A24, slow burn, analog horror spine tingling prophecy, Swedecus 20 :
For when Coal outweighs Gems by the thousands
For when porn and 'P become frequent
For when immigrants start replacing the native soy population
For when Sootists, Kuzists and Dollists start allying
He will reveal himself to the great public
Beware of the Admin with the name starting with an M, for he will be the one to post poopson
The Toos Epiphany[edit | edit source]
On the 5th of September, during the Great Purge, a soyteen had visions of being personally visited by Soot, who delivered him the following realisation.
I come to you now because I have had a great epiphany
While I was getting my Ϫth booster shot, it was revealed to me by Soot himself the Ϫ signs of Admin 6
The first is a red herring, a figurehead who will take the blame of Admin 6 despite not being it.
The second is an enlightenment of the soyteens of their homesite's dire state.
The third is infighting among people who were once brothers.
The fourth is the breaking of Soot's final wish.
The fifth is a dark cloud descended upon the website to cover it and engulf it wholly.
The sixth takes the form of a video.
The thremboth sign is the reinstating of an old order, and it is then you will know he has arrived.
I know not when this will occur, only that it will occur.
Marge, what was Soot's final wish?