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Adventure thread
Adventure threads are threads on imageboards such as 4chan and soyjak.party in which creative Anons/Chuds tell a story based on instructions from other users, creating a Choose Your Own Adventure-style experience. These stories are typically depicted using both text and images.
An earlier, separate tradition of adventure threads called quest threads were also developed in /qa/.
Differences between adventure and quest threads[edit | edit source]
The quest thread tradition of /qa/ is very similar to later adventure threads on soyjak.party, but still has quite a few differences . For example, soy adventure threads often feature a variety of different authors all under a certain haze of anonymity, while /qa/ quest authors always namefag, but mostly for writing the story and telling when the next edition will occur. The original author, Questmaster, occasionally posted with his title in early 2021, but has since reserved it solely in his quests and in others’ quest threads. His influence in the quest scene is so great that all other authors adopt a derivative of his name, such as Questmaster’s disciple and Questapprentice.
Unfortunately, /qa/’s endemic spammers and necrobumpers leave little time to create much OC. Authors typically use older ‘jaks related to the situation, such as Pirate Quest #1, which uses a classic Soyjak Trio of pirates to introduce its three swashbucklers. The fast speed of /qa/ forces authors to use first reply in most scenarios, despite larger reply counts being more common in /qst/.
Notable adventure threads and quest threads[edit | edit source]
† denotes threads that no longer exist on soyjak.party due to catastrophic events such as waves of Coal, conflicts between groups of posters, or cyberattacks.
Meds Quest[edit | edit source]
[link 1] [link 2] [link 3] [link 4]
Meds Quest was the first soyjak adventure/quest thread ever created, with the original /qa/ thread beginning on January 11th, 2021. After spilling his antipsychotic Meds down the drain one day, an old voice in the protagonist Schizochad's head alerted him that he would gain godlike abilities as long as he was med-free for 24 hours. Schizochad’s adventure creates a surreal blend of more typical /qst/ threads with both ‘jak and /qa/ culture, which gained it minor notoriety in the /qa/ mythos. The final installment of Meds Quest was published on January 20th, 2021.
Pirate Quest[edit | edit source]
[link 1] [link 2] [link 3] [link 4]
Pirate Quest is Questmaster’s second quest thread, with the first installment beginning on January 25th, 2021. The story picks up at the end of Meds Quest, with Schizochad going through the now dead God’s old movie collection and popping in Pirate Quest. Söyjak sparrow, Smee, and Neckbeard embark on a quest on the Söystromo in search of relics with all matter of puzzles, riddles, and battles. These additions, as well as even a greater amount of emphasis on /qa/ culture and little to no cherrypicking, make Pirate Quest a noticeable improvement on Meds Quest. It concluded on July 16th, 2021. The long publication span is due to the many hiatuses taken by Questmaster for his fear of repeating the same jokes.[1]
Meds Quest Z[edit | edit source]
Meds Quest Z was Questmaster's most recent quest, running from July 23rd to July 30th, 2021. Continuing from the end of Pirate Quest, Schizochad and Gura meet a Biblically Accurate Angel, which are stronger than even Gods of a Planet such as the protagonist. The Angel explains that he is holding a battle royale tournament between eight universes including Schizochad's, and the losers will have themselves and their universe completely erased by corrosive meds. The first half details the choosing of the warriors, featuring familiar faces such as Frog and Soyjak Sparrow, as well as new characters like Lee and some OCs. The second half is the battles themselves, detailing the opposing universes and the tactical decisions the heroes make to survive.
Impjak Adventure[edit | edit source]
Main article: Impjak Adventure
Impjak Adventure was a highly-popular adventure thread featuring a variant of Impish Soyak Ears as its protagonist. It started with no existing story whatsoever, simply a picture of its eponymous protagonist Impjak accompanied by the text "The rules are simple. First one to reply decides what our impish friend here does." When the original thread became slow to load due to a large number of replies, a second thread was created to continue the story. The first thread was lost in a massive coal raid shortly after it was unpinned by Soot.
It reached its conclusion on June 14th, 2021.
Flandre Adventure[edit | edit source]
The story of Flandre Adventure begins when its protagonist, a classic wojak-style soyjak (aptly named "Soyjak") awoke in the middle of the night to find that his wife/girlfriend (the exact definition of their relationship is left ambiguous) Flandre has been kidnapped. It features high-quality, full-color, custom-drawn art and many original characters as well as characters from the Touhou franchise.
For unknown reasons, the original thread no longer exists on soyjak.party, but it has since been recreated.
Flandre Adventure was concluded on January 18th, 2022.
Soot Resistance Adventure[edit | edit source]
After the Roygbivsloweddown incident, an anonymous Chud created a surreal thread featuring a winged goldfish soyjak as its protagonist. This thread had by far the most complex story setup out of all the adventure threads, taking inspiration from the true events of Operation 'Plier. The unnamed protagonist is a soyjak.party user who was banned after repeatedly "shit[ting] on the floor" in protest of Soot's banning of Roygbivsloweddown. After being both "kicked out" from soyjak.party by a moderator and subsequently banned from it for attempting to assassinate Soot, the protagonist joins a shadowy group called "Soot Resistance", a gathering of dissidents planning to overthrow Soot.
The Soot Resistance Adventure thread was lost during the Captain Coal cyberattack incident, making it the first major adventure thread to cease existing on soyjak.party. Soot's method of restoring the site to its pre-vandalized state was to use a backup made five days before the incident, which led to the loss of the thread due to its being under five days old. Soon after the incident, however, it was recreated by its original creator, who reposted all replies. Unfortunately this recreation was unintentionally deleted, apparently by Soot when he "wipe[d]" a Tor node that was being used by a spammer, deleting every single post made under that IP.[2] What a coincidence, am I right Soot?
A third thread was created on June 15th, 2021, beginning where the previous thread had ended.
Colorjak Adventure[edit | edit source]
Colorjak Adventure was a short-lived adventure thread that started serialisation on June 26th, 2021, featuring a Colorjak as its eponymous protagonista. Large numbers of colorjak detractors picketed the thread and accused it of being coal, while colorjak supporters bumped it relentlessly as the thread became a political object in the colorjak war. Narratively, the thread had a simple, "blank slate" setup of Colorjak waking up in a bed in the middle of a field. The original thread was lost in a massive coal raid.
Fun With Lee[edit | edit source]
Fun With Lee (Official title: "Vinluv Anton Handesbukia’s Legend of Barneyfag the Lee Chronicles part 1/V.A.T.H. Productions assembles: Sneedheimer(aka /Kool Yung Soot/) Presents LeeTastic Tales"[3]; also simply known as "LeeTastic Tales") was a hybrid webcomic/adventure thread created by former KnowYourMeme user Vinluv Handesbukia, who posted instalments under the name "Kool Yung Soot". Its story focused on a fictionalized version of Lee Goldson and his struggles against infamous Leebaiters such as the British Phone Poster and Ausfreak. It had a notably different format from other adventure threads; instead of the course of the story being entirely directed by users other than the storyteller, it follows an apparently predetermined story that only occasionally and usually insignificantly incorporates suggestions from soyjak.party's users. While its first two replies simply read "yikes" and "cringe", subsequent reception has been more positive.
In addition to its soyjak.party thread, Vinluv also created a film adaptation, similar to that of Impjak Adventure's but featuring original voice acting and animation. He later created the spiritual successor "SidCity" though it was more an experiment than an actual attempt at a logistic story. https://soyjak.party/qa/res/30782.html
Soyjak Quest[edit | edit source]
Soyjak Quest was a quest thread featuring oekaki-style sketches and had two protagonists, Schizojak (formerly soyjak) and Unjak (short for unnecessary jak), who appears later in the story. The quest tells the tale of the eternal battle between Jacksepticgod and the Markiplier demon possessing a funko-pop figurine, and what the two protagonist have to suffer or gain from the conflict. The ending to this thread seems to be lost.
Impjak Adventure: Mysterious Planet[edit | edit source]
The long-awaited sequel to the classic adventure thread, Impjak Adventure: Mysterious Planet started seralisation on Feburary 11th, 2022 under the tagline "A whole new Impjak Adventure". The adventure thread was praised for its likeness to the original, its commitment to consistency, and its coherence (featuring "daily recaps" and maps).
Chudjak Adventure[edit | edit source]
To be researched: Chudjak Adventure. Can (You) help us?
Chudjak Adventure is likely lost to history. All that is known is that it had a "similar style" to Fruitjak Adventure, which was by the same publisher.
Fruitjak Adventure[edit | edit source]
Beginning publication on Feburary 11th, 2022, Fruitjak Adventure tells the tale of Sir Bugjak, a peasant of classic soyjak genetics who finds himself following a prophecy to unite the warring factions of his island and finally end the eternal battle of the ridge (an allegory for the late /qa/). From the same creator as Chudjak Adventure, Fruitjak Adventure was praised for its high-quality plot and graphics; however, the decision to invoke the "it was all a dream" trope half-way through the story was chided by critics.
Lemonjak Adventure[edit | edit source]
Lemonjak Adventure began publication on Feburary 14th, 2022 using an open-ended story. It was widely condemned by 'party users for its slow responsiveness and derailment by BBC-BWC activism. Lemonjak Adventure ended after 4 posts.
Selfish Little Fuck Quest[edit | edit source]
>The year is 2130. You're a selfish little fuck who just got exiled to the undercity. One day, you forgot to attend your daily presentation on why black eco-warrior lesbian nonbinary transwomen androids are keyed and should be allowed to cock torture homophobic bigots. The computer determined you to be a foul chuddy, and exiled you to the undercity. You don't like how many racist bigots there are in this area. It reminds you of the time you saw a heckin' swastika without your SmartFilter™ on and it scarred you for life. You're scared. You own nothing, and you aren't happy at all. Where do you go now?
Selfish Little Fuck Quest began on April 16th, 2022, and was later republished as a complete collection on May 1st, 2022. Unlike other adventure threads, actions in Selfish Little Fuck Quest were decided by the first reply rather than the most appropriate reply; consequently, the first action was for the main character to shit on the floor; the second action was for the main character to eat his own shit. This narrative uncertainty kept viewers thrilled as the story progressed.
Good Boy Quest[edit | edit source]
>The year is 2056. You're a selfless good boy living in the smart city who eats his buggies and rents everything like a true boss. But the shitcoin NFT game you put all your money into crashed, and now you are left penniless. Rent for your pod is due in 2 days, and you really don't want to cancel your Netflix subscription. This is a good thing since this pod deserves to be in the folds of a black trans queen. Where do you go?
Set in a dystopian "Dark Winter" future, Good Boy Quest was a gritty science-fiction adventure thread featuring Gapejak as the titular Good Boy. The plot begins with Good Boy researching the old website 4chan to make an exposé of its Anons for good boy points, which leads him on an adventure to the chud-infested underworld of his society. Good Boy Quest was a massive critical and commercial success, spawning a major motion-picture adaptation[4][5] similar to Impjak Adventure. It has been praised for its writing, art direction, and worldbuilding (Saint Kurzgesagt Temple of Science), as well as its sleekness in adapting to user input.
SoyQuest RPG[edit | edit source]
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SoyQuest was an interactive Soyjak adventure thread/RPG, notable for being the first major adventure thread of 2023.
It's plotline followed a young redditor by the name of "Soyjak" who woke up in an vast, unknown facility. At various points throughout the story he fought creatures, befriended fellow 'jaks, and blew Chuds the fuck out. Unlike most modern Adventure threads, SoyQuest functioned a lot like an RPG. Combat involved health points, and characters deal damage proportional to their stats. The game also had a soundtrack, which is unusual for an adventure thread.
After only 2 days, the Selfish Little Fuck OP quit updating the thread, leaving it off in the middle of the story. It's unknown if the RPG will continue anytime soon, or even at all.
A fun little choose your own choice thread[edit | edit source]
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>The year is Two thousand and derfty-thrembo, you're a young goblin named "MUNCH" who has grown up in a cave for his entire life.
>You now recently discover that there is a coal laundering mineshaft operation in your cave, exploiting and excavating your homelands prescious resources and land.
>Your goal is to find a way to stop the operation, however route you can take, but the choice is up to you.
Was derailed by one selfish little fuck, but recovered and continued afterwards.
Babyjak Adventure[edit | edit source]
[link]† no archive exists, it's over
Babyjak adventure also called the shortest lasting adventure thread in history was an adventure thread that lasted for less than a jouren july 16 2023.
The plot follows the adventures of babyjak as he shits in his moms face, kills Osama Bin Laden and marries a randomiserad chud that replied to the previous post.
This thread will always be a gem.
the soyton rush one ITS GONE ALREADY FUCK[edit | edit source]
the captain coal one[6][edit | edit source]
Adventures of Impjak and Henry[edit | edit source]
Narge adventure
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/5038317.html
Coinjak Adventure[edit | edit source]
Coinjak makes it to Aryan heaven or something
Neutralplier Adventure[edit | edit source]
First thread ‘chive: https://archive.is/qIiov
Second thread 'chive: https://archive.is/Gt89o
Gemmy adventure thread full of "clitties" and minions. This adventure contains the usual filth associated with Neutralplier blogposts, and accurately depicts a Frootist sharty. Currently comes in two parts.
The first part has characters such as Gru and "Awesomejak" It also involves multiple trips to Nigger Hell. Near the end, Neutralplier plays vidya with other 'jaks.
The second part starts with Neutralplier defecating on the floor. It includes characters such as Mario, Joeyy, and Big Lez. It also involves a trip to Color Hell. The apparent win condition is that Neutralplier is gifted dat BBC by ColorGOD, but, nonetheless, the adventure continues after a three year timeskip.
The second part got an actual conclusion, with a "THE END" included, and is fully archived.
Science Quest[edit | edit source]
Thread 'chive: https://archive.is/f2UM6 (warning: 'cado near bottom)
An adventure thread started by an iGOD that stars Froot and Root. It takes place in a dystopian future, and they have to defeat Admin 6. Locations include: Fruitjak Ridge, a Science Temple, and Admin 6's evil base.
It's pretty short, but, similar to Neutralplier Adventure, it has an actual conclusion. At the end of the thread, the author hinted at there possibly being a Science Quest 2 in the works.
Before the actual adventure, the OP requested custom 'jaks to work with. He also made a thread in which the OC's had bibisi sex with each other, before starting the adventure.
Squirreljak Adventure[edit | edit source]
Thread link: https://soyjak.party/chive/thread/75667.html
An adventure following Squirreljak who starts off searching for nuts but ends up on a journey to rescue his friend Oldsoislutta and his home forest from the evil Grey Squirrels. After finding out that the greys killed Oldsoislutta and took his nuts, Squirreljaks trains by doing a bunch of pushups and enacts his revenge on the greys by killing their emperor. Squirreljak takes the emperors powers and uses it to revive Oldsoislutta and the adventure ends with the forest burning down and Squirreljak dying in the crossfire.
Oldsoislutta Adventure[edit | edit source]
First thread: https://soyjak.party/chive/thread/75927.html
Second thread: https://soyjak.party/chive/thread/77681.html
Third thread: https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7748406.html
A sequel series to Squirreljak Adventure (even doe there is barely any reference to SA), we see a revived Oldsoislutta's quest to take over The Sharty. Part 1 has Oldsoislutta go up against NuAdmin and Froot for control of the Sharty with Oldsoislutta winning and becoming the next Admin after turning into a Skibidi Toilet and becoming the leader of the Skibidi Toilets (and also a Tranny o algo). Part 2 takes place 3 years after Oldsoislutta became admin of the Sharty, with him and Skibidi Biden going on a quest to find the Gem of Life which grants immortality. After making it all the way to the cave that the Gem is in, Admin 6 suddenly appears and steals the gem, which he will use as a power source to start The Soypocalypse. Part 3/The Final Part picks up here with Oldsoislutta waking up in a dark room with Skibidi Gemson, Skibidi Amerimutt, and Skibidi Glowie, finding out that Admin 6 now has control of the Sharty and that he is planning on starting Project Soypocalypse which will open a massive portal to Discord and destroy the world. Oldsoislutta and his allies liberate the soysphere, kill various minions of Admin 6 (including Froot who was freed from jail in Part 2) , infiltrate Admin 6's flying fortress, kill Admin 6 himself, and close the portal, stopping the Soypocalypse and saving the Sharty once and for all.
Cobman Adventure: The Sharty Saving Adventure[edit | edit source]
Archived thread: Link
Cobman Adventure is an adventure thread about Cobman, a superhero in Shartenburg. He has to stop a villainous mafia named Goon Gang, in order to save Shartenburg. Goon Gang look like purple soyjaks, and they're the main antagonists.
The thread was authored by the creator of Oldsoislutta Adventure and Squirreljak Adventure, theefore it can be considered a spiritual successor. Some features, such as dedicated cover art, and a map of Shartenburg, were inspired by Admin 6 Adventure.
Unfortunately, the adventure ended prematurely, due to the author quitting. He cited slow response times as the main reason, and believed running the adventure would take up too much time in the long run. In the thread, soyteens provided meta-commentary on how this was a sign of the Sharty dying.
It's back up, and continuing to be ran.
At roughly the midpoint of the adventure, Cobman and his party went through a portal to Goonerhell. The lore of the zone is that it's a quicker but more dangerous route to Goon Gang's primary HQ. It also has unique denizens and hazardous land. The party also took a selfie at one point.
Admin 6 Adventure[edit | edit source]
A6A1: The Sharty Killing Adventure[edit | edit source]
Threads: First, Second, Third, Fourth
Admin 6 Adventure centers around Admin 6, and his quest to take over Soysphere Island. The majority of the adventure features him leading a wave of cordsoldiers, and taking on various threats. Every splinter nation also has their own variant of footsoldier.
The adventure is famous/infamous for having large scale battles that become incomprehnsible to the casual viewer. The two battles at the ending location, the Shartyland Capitol Building, are especially incomprehensible. The Adventure ended with Shartyland and Cordqafe becoming allies against a greater threat, the 4cuck Empire. The sequel hook is utilized to later create Admin 6 Adventure 2.
The adventure thread happened across multiple threads, and none of them got set to loop. The ending didn't get archived due to issues with marge.moe, but it involved Admin 6 and Froot uniting and making out with each other.
A6A2: The 4cuck Killing Adventure[edit | edit source]
Archived thread: Link
Active thread: [1]
Admin 6 Adventure 2 begins one week after the events of the first adventure ended. It starts Admin 6 off in a personal underground layer, calld the 'dmin 6 Batcave, with multiple rooms, and an elevator to the cordqafe HQ. The surviving party members from the first adventure were also scattered across the map. Unlike the first adventure, it got put on loop, and therefore localized in one thread. Unfortunately, the first 200+ replies got lost on the thread itself, due to the catty getting nuked.
Over the course of the adventure, Soysphere Island gets dominated by mutants and swarmed by 4cucks. A good chunk of it takes place in an alternate dimension, where satanic ponies dominated the Sharty.
This adventure introduces an emergency tether that can extract Admin 6 to his base. It was used once, during the battle against evil Rarity, to save Admin 6's life. Compared the first adventure, the sequel features less pawn footsoldiers, focusing more heavily on named characters and minibosses this time.
As of writing, the thread is still active.
The thread got moved to /chive/ after getting almost 2000 replies, and lasting a month on the 'log. This resulted in a fanmade ending[7], then an official continuation.
A6A2.5: The Jarty Killing Adventure[edit | edit source]
The official continuation of A6A2. The scope is kept simple this time: Conduct a raid on the Nujarty tower and defeat the Nujarty, plus their allies - the gooners and jartyzombies. The team got split into three groups in a "Preliminary" thread, due to the total party members being abundant.
Life of Jarty: Adventures of the Final Jartycuck[edit | edit source]
A gemmy adventure thread that didn't get put on loop, then ACKED! This was premature, unfortunately, and the thread didn't reach a proper conclusion. The Original Post had a set of rules and such. The posts were spaced by several hours, each, due to the effort put into each frame and post. Speaking of, every post was incredibly verbose, with sporadic pacing and a soy-schizophrenic tone. The author claims authorship of another oldGEM adventure thread, Good Boy Quest, and is apparently a qway era oldfag.
Satoko Adventure[edit | edit source]
The first adventure thread on this page to be hosted on the Sharty's /pol/ board, which got pinned. It starts off with Satoko, at his crib in Mexico. It also has an ending.
Detective Feraljak: Episode 1: The Coalson Conspiracy[edit | edit source]
The thread centers around Detective Buggy Feraljak, who was paid to investigate Jobe Cobson, a wealthy 'jak with a mansion, who's running for senator. The thread comes with music attached to the posts, and includes random events that were set by the author. As of writing, activity has decreased recently. This is due to OP having college, according to himself.[8]
Markiplier-ification[edit | edit source]
Lately, more and more adventure threads seem to be focused on famous youtuber and celebrity, Markiplier. Some chuds have began to refer to this phenomenon as Markiplier-ification. Markiplier-ification happens when the fans of the famous youtuber start getting the first replies in an adventure thread, and start drifting the story to include Markiplier more.
(The poster above is probably telling the truth, since there's been some mentions of 'plier in at least one adventure thread)
Citations[edit | edit source]
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4343514/#q4344782
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210611180526/https://soyjak.party/qa//res/5937.html#5947
- ↑ https://letterboxd.com/film/vinluv-anton-handesbukias-legend-of-barneyfag-the-lee-chronicles-part-1-vath-productions-assembles-sneedheimeraka/
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/16621
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwSSJxsFAyQ
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20231014195341/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/5030177.html
- ↑ Admin 6: 2 Fanmade Ending
- ↑ convert to archive later