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Amerimutt
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Don't eat anything you see. Shart on every revision in the page's history to learn the AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever. |

Impish Amerimutt | |
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>we must secure the existence of McDonalds and a future for gay Jews in Kenya or something | |
Soyjak subvariant | |
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Earliest Known Appearance | SoyBooru (April 17th, 2022)[1] |
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Based On | Impish Soyjak Ears |
Amerimutt, also known as Amerishart or Shart in the mart is a co-opted /pol/ meme turned into a 'jak by /soy/, or something. He is a representation of what non-Americans think of Americans, or something like that. It is commonly used for spamming bait on the sharty, or something. The meme itself is a direct deviation of the Le 56% Face meme from /pol/, or whatever. Amerimutt is known to be a high school dropout and highly illiterate in regards to politics, geography, technology, the literal definition of illiteracy[2] etc. Amerimutt is also known to have millions of reward points with McDonald's, as he goes there multiple times a day or something like that, yeah.
The word "amerimutt" usually refers to the slightly more IAS Swede edit of le 56% face or however the cookie crumbles. Due to this very fact, it gradually eliminated the culture around the amerimutt facing the border wall and muttduels, seeing as jannies were easily able to ban them for NAS and spam.[Or however it was]
His features include pink skin, big pink nigger lips, crooked teeth, high body fat, black sclera, big ears and a McDonalds shirt or USA flag shirt with symbols like McDonalds, star of david etc.
Most mutt spam has a format of the aforementioned picture along with with a strawman stereotypical American statement, then ending with "or something" or "or whatever" or something along these lines, known colloquially as muttspeak. In the past, due to its common and repetitive usage, there had been discussion to ban mutt spam on /soy/, or something like that[3].
Around late 2022, during and after the peak of border mutt-posting, the janitors started cracking down on muttposting due to growing dissatisfaction and concerns over it being forced by DA 'COORD. At best, deleting threads that would pop up, at worst issuing week-long bans on sight for even a single mutt. The phrase 'muttposting' was silently added to the banned wordfilter during this spat and only removed long after the kuz-era was over (possibly only as a by-product of the great reset domain change)
For a few days in November of 2023 a spam filter had been active. Unfortunately, or whatever, it deleted a lot of gemmy muttposts. (even doe Muttposts are forced brimstone alTHOUGHbeit) The exact workings of the filter remain unknown, however it should be noted that it was notoriously difficult to bypass and was continuously updated against new ways of evasion or however the grimace is shaked. After the filter was deactivated Froot put up a message which read "pinky promise mutt and plier bans were an accident, dev misunderstood what i asked. Just appeal and ill accept it NOW STOP INVESTIGATING GOY" or something along those lines, yeah.


Status as IAS[edit | edit source]
Mutt has some IAS qualities: but is in fact NAS butthurt mutt
- Has a gaping mouth from constantly mouth breathing
- His food contains large amounts of xenoestrogens along with a myriad of other chemicals forbidden in civilized countries
- Is balding
- Has stubble
- Doesn't have glasses but that's because he needs the perfect eyesight to read the menu at Burger King
- Is used for quoting people
It is also worth noting that the Impish Amerimutt was allowed during no NAS weekends[or so I've been told].

Common Misconceptions[edit | edit source]
Somebody call fuckin' Soystein! The following was likely written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
HE IS NOT STARING AT YOU. HIS EYE COLORS ARE NOT SWAPPED. HE IS ACTUALLY LOOKING SIDEWAYS AND HIS EYES ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL. YOU'RE EITHER SPREADING DISINFORMATION OR YOU ARE COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE.
^ meds now both are valid like my trans black math teacher or something
Amerimutt Lees[edit | edit source]
Burgerfag is the nickname given to a 'sharty user who started posting sometime around July who would reply to even well-hidden muttposts with "Kill yourself obsessed faggot", this also varied, with him sometimes just replying "kys/kill yourself" and sometimes "kill yourself obsessed [nationality] faggot" (the most common nationalities being Serbian, Norwegian and "Spanish pedo faggot). This became a very common muttposting phrase.
Eessa, another anti-amerimutt schizo, believed amerimutt came from "Makibucord" (an African pedo Burundian discord server ran by GREAT KING MAKIBU). He would quote every amerimutt post with a picture of black hands typing with the filename "MAKIBUCORD HANDS [x]" and sometimes a jak of Kai Cenat hanging himself with the filename "MAKEBU MEN". He's best recognized with his all caps typing, unnecessary reddit spacing between all of his sentences and even being somewhat ESL. Later on people started using Burundi as a meme similarly to the FNF pedo stuff.
He got "makibu" filtered as spam and he namefagged as Eessa (formerly GODMERICAN !NDXiO0zq/[4]) on the sharty and booru. His old tripcode password is #godmerican, have fun. Was confirmed in June 2024 to actually have been Joel[it just is, ok?]


Gems[edit | edit source]
Mutt "War"[edit | edit source]

>alright men and uhhh genderqueer folx we need to launch our first all out attack on ham ass or whatever to take revenge on them for shutting off the blacked.com servers by bombing israel or something yeah
<but commander the only ham ass we see is yours
>uhhhhh then shoot it or some shit retard
<ok uhh the customers always right or whatever
>…🌸
^ WOWEEEE ITS JUST LIKE MUH HECKIN MCNUTTERINO
Mutt "War" 2[edit | edit source]
>TODAY… WE MAKE OUR STAND.
>YEAH!
>Soldiers, today we aren't just only fighting for Israel

>uhhh i'm a blacked ops soldier or something like that yeah
>but to protect our shared judeo-western cultural heritage of CROSSDRESSING and RACEMIXING
>or however the tranny is BLACKED.
>From the HAM ASS TERRORISTS WHO SEEK TO TAKE IT FROM US
>OOOH RAHHH
<Hey that guy on the TV really knows what he's talking about… yeah…
Collectible Big Mac[edit | edit source]
>BRANDON LEE SMITH, COME HERE.
<Yea Pops?
>DID YOU EAT MY COLLECTABLE BIG MAC IN THE FRIDGE?
<Ye-
>LET ME TELL YOU SUMTHIN BOUT IT. IT WAS A FAMILY HEIRLOOM FROM THE 90s: I REMEMBER I BOUGHT WHEN I TOOK YOUR MOTHER IN THE LOCAL MICKEY D'S FOR OUR FIRST DATE. THEY STILL MADE THEM OUT OF STYROFOAM AND 50% BEEF. COSTED ME A DOLLAR AND FIVE BITS FOR HEAVEN'S SHAKE. IT SAW FOUR (OR WAS IT FIVE?) PRESIDENTS, 1487 WARS (THE MISHAP IN SERBIRAQISTAN DOESN'T COUNT), AND IT WAS THERE ON FREAKING NINE EIGHT SEVEN ELEVEN.
>WHY DID YOU DO IT?
<Pa, I needed some fuel to defeat some freedom-hating trannies on the 'party.
>YOU FOUGHT THE COMMIES JUST LIKE MY DAD DID IN DAYTONA BEACH DURING THE PRE-COLD WAR? Son, forgive me. Let's go buy a couple of Grand Macs to celebrate… or something
The Muttscharten Incident[edit | edit source]
>I just sharted on your stupid flag, how do you feel about that or something?
On November 3rd, 2023, in a small town of Poopernscharten, a pro-EU German group took it to the streets to show their respect and loyalty to the European Union by holding a giant flag of it. One of the people involved posted an "Amerimutt" on /soy/ about 3 hours prior.
About 14 minutes in, a ginormous being/creature materializes on the flag. It is bloated, naked and its face resembles the aforementioned "Amerimutt" meme. It is resting in a squat position, holding a giant "Grimace Shake". 3 minutes after, it appears to expel a substance resembling diarrhea all over the flag. This terrifies the rally and somehow forces them into tears, as if they KNOW what that's about. The process takes about 40 seconds, enough to cover the entire flag with the brown substance.
In a deep, beast-like voice, the creature utters:
>I just sharted on your stupid flag, how do you feel about that or something?
…before slowly fading away into the nothingness it appeared to have materialized from. The street is closed and the flag is left alone. Sometime at midnight, a small child peeped out of the window and noticed that the substance was now glowing with a strange pattern of red, blue, and white, but didn't pay much attention to it.
The next morning, the street was about to reopen, but before it could, people wanted to remove the sharted EU flag. However, instead of the brown EU flag, they instead saw what resembled a McDonald's flag. The only difference being that the label that would normally read out "McDonald's", instead read out "McKillYourselfObsessedFaggot". Somehow, the brown substance was able to change the flag. To this day, no one can come up with a logical explanation.
No one understood the context, except that one Amerimutt poster, who later hanged himself or something like that, yeah
Marine Crops pasta[edit | edit source]
What the fauci did you just fudging type about me, you obsessed serbian t50 hersheybarskin faggot? I'll be darned and have you know I lost both of my legs in marine crops or something, and I've been involved in numerous secret, prescription med-fueled raids on whitecastle, and I have over 300 confirmed food challenges completed or however the cookies crumble. I am trained in one-bite burger warfare and I'm the top driver in the entire walmart armed scooter forces. You are nothing to me but just another country to bomb or something like that yeah. I will flatten you the fuck out with my 700lb physique, the likes of which has never been seen before on the average European weighing scale, mark my fucking words you'll wish you had driven yourself obsessed albanian tesla. You think you can talk trash to a burger king battalion vet the Internet? Think again, yurosald. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of lawyers across the USA and the lawsuit is being typed up right now so you better prepare for the winter, faggot. The winter that freezes the pathetic little thing you call your unheated house because of like russia or something. You're fucking starved, kid. I can eat anywhere, anytime, and I can eat a bigmac you in over one thousand four hundred and eighty eight ways, and that's just with my prosthetic limb. Not only am I extensively trained in unhammed combat, but I have access to the entire eating utensils of the mutated States costcos and I will use it to its full extent to famine your miserable Croatian ass off the face of the County, you reasonable-sized shit. If only you could have known what unholy trvthnvke your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking black hands on the computer. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying (plus tip) the price, you goddamn sand beaner. I will liquid shit fury all over you and your toilet bowl. You're fucking eaten, yuro.
Mutt x Chuddy[edit | edit source]
>*rolls down window*
>Can I get some freedom fries and a big mac or whatever
<THIS IS SOYJAK PARTY NOT MCDONALDS KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT!!!!
>Oh this is jack in the box? Can I get some tacos or some shit?
Mutt "duels"[edit | edit source]
Amerimutt vs euromutt, Amerimutt vs sandnigger, Chad mutt[5] discussing with a regular mutt, two swedemutts facing eachother, and so and so.
Mutt hashban evading[edit | edit source]
Main article: Mutt evasion logs
Around November 2023, an obsessed mutt created a hashban[it was not a "hash" ban, hashbrowns dont work that way or something] filter which auto-detects and deletes the original mutt image, or something of that nature. HOWEVERBEIT, there are a myriad of ways in which this filter was bypassed, as documented below with examples:

- Polka dots on top of the image
- Blurring
- Various filters
- Superimposing a hidden semi-transparent mutt onto or behind a soyjak (gemmy because MUTTerators can't take it down for spam because it counts as a regular soyjak post, especially if the text isn't mutt related)
- Static
- Making the image an MP4
- Applying the mutt to a rotating 3D object
List of banned images (images that used to trigger a "kill yourself obsessed faggot" popup)[edit | edit source]
The selection of mutt images that were banned was erratic and seemingly random, a testament to the the tantrumistic nature of this administrative act. So for the sake of promoting transparency and the convenience of muttposting, a list was being made of some images that were affected.
Note the original muttjak is on this list but the image is on the article or whatever so it can't be added to the mcdouble or something
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Biggest Boy
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>or something
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Side Profile
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AI amerimutt
Research into the Final Transmuttation[edit | edit source]

There was a problem with standard mutt hashban evasion tactics: Most of these methods end up compromising the image's composition and readability in very obstructive ways. If the image is too abstracted, too hidden, or too different from the original mutt image, it's essentially not the same image anymore, meaning the jannies win. Thus, a new solution was needed, or however 1488 dollars are funded to the BBC.
In response, a team of dedicated soyentists began an effort which promises salvation for obsessed faggots everywhere: To create the closest possible analogue to the original impish Amerimutt image; an object which is known as the Philanderer's Kidneystone, or The Final Transmuttation. More can be read about it in the Mutt evasion logs, which contain the detailed reports and results of the experiment runs that 'teens have done or whatever.
A comprehensive list of slurs for Americans, use these if you're an obsessed burger trying to eat my fries or something[edit | edit source]
Amerimutt, mutt, amerishart, shart in the mart, amerigolem, amerishit, amerifat, amerigroid, amerigoblin, ham ass, ameriblob, mobility scooter, ameripig, goyim beast of burden, amerikike, amerifag, ameritroon, amerifluoride, americattle, ameridog, ameritriple cheeseburger, amerilaxative, assmerican, amerihemorrhoid, apemerican, la creatura, moran, americuck, child of walmart, amerigoy, amerimonkey, amerimongrel, ameritard, amerifart, ameriturd, shartmerican, united apes, fartmerican, mystery meat, happy meal
Anglomutting[edit | edit source]
A subvariant of the impish amerimutt dedicated to making fun of brits, as I reckon. Based off the Eternal Anglo, another /pol/ meme, i'm afraid. It is dead and has been replaced by Euromutt, or so i say.

IRL muttposting[edit | edit source]
Some time in late March 2024 people started posting pictures of IRL Americans that look like the Amerimutt, proving this meme is accurate (fact checked by Snopes).
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Redpilled aryan
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White god
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Aryan conquistador
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Mostly white german
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/his/ haploenjoyer
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1488
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Supreme nigger hater
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Ethnic viking
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Somewhat white
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Ubermensch
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White power
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Alex Jones enjoyer (Even though this fellow is Polish)
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Based Trump and Biden supporter
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Europoor destroyer
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Proud American patriot
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Walmart visitor
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Running on 120% seed oils
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Tradcath aryan
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Christofascist crusader
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Disgusting subhuman
Citations (or something)[edit source]
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