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This nigga is an Aspie

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

My mom says you guys simply don't understand me...
>You didn't speak until age 5 and you're too sigma to look people in the eye therefore you have autism.
>You spent HOW MANY hours stacking cans of beans? Lmao you are so autistic despite it being a valid hobby



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>Wearing non-cotton socks make you cry therefore you have autism even though it's just your fashion sense

For the variant, see Tismjak

Autism Spectrum Disorder, also known as Assburgers Syndrome, sigma grindset by rizzlers and mental retardation by truthnukers is a medical condition similar to schizophrenia. It's a broad, generic, bullshit word made up to sell pills to neurotic mothers. Often used by women (mostly mothers of spergy boys, but also younger tumblrinas) in order to get more attention points. Usually, it's diagnosed at a young age because some "qualified doctor" said so, all in the name of smothering humanity's natural yet psychotic need to see connections between unrelated phenomena. This leads to their moms forever treating and coddling them like a baby, and there's a good chance the little sperg will end up being medicated and zombified for the other snowflake syndromes their parents insist they have.

"IQ tests" are really "autism tests". Scoring a high IQ generally means you are a screaming retard who will shit his pants watching MLP but who can decipher oddly specific patterns in simple images.

Relevance to troons and the internet[edit | edit source]

It is NOT real. So-called autists are regular socially awkward kids, tricked into thinking they're retards or have social difficulties (which could be improved with just regular attempts at socializing and being more outgoing instead of being caught up in their heads all the time. Yes, believe it or not, despite this retarded internet trend that has caught on, being socially awkward is not autism. Most people with autism couldn't even begin to function socially let alone recognize that they are being awkward. As an insult, autism is now another way to say "retard" or "loser".)

There's the spiral we all know. Lonely (and therefore easily impressionable) kids will spend too much time on their computers and it quickly becomes their only way to find comfort. The human mind is very sensitive to large change, and so they create blockers that take control of their minds, leading otherwise normal people into very dark places, such as porn addiction.

The existence of trannies can easily be explained by autism. That's really all there is to it. If there was a meme in tranny circles such "so like, all get a tattoo of a narwhal lol" you'd see them doing it left and right because the majority of these people are just spergs that get suckered into the whole thing. They all buy "Blahaj", a fucking stuffed shark, for the same reason they want to cut their dicks off. They are barely sentient. Most trannies are male-to-freak. Men are far more likely to have fetishes than women. Men are also more likely to have autism.

Related to Autism[edit | edit source]

Autism
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Autism
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