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The Azeri-Armenian War is darker than coal...
Azeri-Armenian War
Part of Imageboard Autism

The absolute state of the chili bean bomb burrito o algo
DateApril 24th, 2024 - (Ongoing)
Location
Result Ongoing
Belligerents

Armenian Chuds [1]

OrientalTrollface [2]

deceased_african_adolescent

Kernüng

BossSwagMaster


Supported By:

ToonSoy

Azerbaijani Chuds

Turkish Chuds

Chechen Republic of Ichkeria

Hamas_2[3]

rainhat (switched to Armenia after the war) [4]

Satoko_Fans_Arent_White † [5]

Astrofene † [6]

Warrior-Z

Latvia

turkdusmanisikiyorum


Supported By:

Israel

Kyrgyzstan

Kazakhstan
Strength

Autism

Coal

Autism

Coal
Casualties and losses
  • Irreparable damage to the booru


The Azerbaijani-Armenian War is a battle between the Azerbaijani's vs the (white) Armenians. It is supposedly between posters from Azerbaijan and posters from Armenia that started on roughly April 30th, 2024.

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About[edit | edit source]

The Azerbaijani-Armenian war is a massive war on the 'ru, this is one of the many countrywars. between two groups of posters arguing over which group is whiter than the other, even though they're both black.[just because I say so okay?? trust the science goy]. There was also a sizeable use of the meximutt and new subvariants.

History[edit | edit source]

One of the many anti-azeri/anti-armenian posts before the war broke out

Azerbaijani and Armenian chuds uploaded posts that made fun of each other, and eventually it went from just small skirmishes to a full scale countrywar.

the coal that might start a religionwar


YOU ARE THE FUCKING SAME


Strategies & More[edit | edit source]

Falseflagging (Armenians & Azerbaijanis)

Homoerotic Fanfiction (Both) (Theorized to be part of jartycuck spammers, posters were anonymous chuds)


  • The entire war in a nutshell
    False thumb BBCode fail


Adeceased_african_adolescent's Posting Habits:

  • Hatred of everything he doesn't like to the point of obsessive insanity
  • Literally acts exactly like shitoko


The Soldiers[edit | edit source]

The Fighters for Armenia[edit | edit source]

BossSwagMaster - Racemixed belgian-african american woman

deceased_african_adolescent - The largest contributer in the war so far, making 30 capcut videos a day about azerbaijanis

OrientalTrollface - Armenian (illegal) immigrant residing in Liverpool

Supporters:[edit | edit source]

Russia

Italy

Bosnia

The Fighters for Azerbaijani[edit | edit source]

Hamas_2 - The 2nd most contributing soldier in the war and is the whitest one in the war.

Satoko_Fans_Arent_White - Is brown like shitoko and is an obsessed turk

Supporters:[edit | edit source]

Turkey

Uzbekistan

Israel[it just is, ok?]

Turncoaters and kikes who play both sides[edit | edit source]

Kernüng - shitskin 'p drawing ratjeet. Betrayed Armenia and started fighting for Azerbaijan under the alias Blackskinaryan

Blackskinaryan - shitskin 'p drawing ratjeet who larped as Michael Afton. Used to fight for Armenia under xer Kernüng alias

The (keyboard) War[edit | edit source]

Pre-conflict[edit | edit source]

Prior to the start of the conflict, tensions on the Booru between Azerbaijan and Armenia were already high, as seen in many pre-war posts[7] regarding Armenia and Azerbaijan. The tensions were fueled by the Nagorno Karabakh conflict. The Armenianfags started to spam anti-Azerbaijan posts, which is when the Azerbaijani-Armenian War war happened, however this countrywar happened just right after Satoko left the 'ru, and 1 week before the Cubo-Mexican War. (the QAfe, Afterparty, foodists, and the jartycucks most likey started all of this to fuck up the 'ru)

Beginning of the War[edit | edit source]

The Spark[edit | edit source]

The war began precisely on April 24th/30th, 2024, as a retaliation against the Armenian chuds posting anti Azerbaijan 'jaks/images[8], the Azerbaijani chuds then made posts depicting Armenians as mulattoes/and brown shitskins, this eventually got people like Hamas2, Orientaltrollface, and deceased_african_adolescent involved, adding more fuel to the shitshow.


The Turkish Campaign occurred very recently, Satoko_Fans_Arent_White posted a few posts on the 'ru in support of Azerbaijan and his alliance with Azerbaijani chuds, a historical rivalry then meshed into the Azerbaijani-Armenian war

Summary[edit | edit source]

When 2 Turkish namefags, Satoko_Fans_Arent_White and turkdusmanisikiyorum, publicly sided with the Azeris in the conflict, anti-Turkish statements increased, leading to the production of anti-Turkish images by the armenians and some french people.

/soy/


deceased_african_adolescent in response created a new slopjak namefag with the tags(azergaytroon,azeribaboon,azericoon,azerifaggot,azerinigger,zeriniggers lost,azeriroach,azeriskin,chechenigger,satoko fans arent white (NameFag))

shitvrko and hamARYAN 2 kidnapped by pedophilic armeniggers

On June 7, 2024 under a post created by deceased_african_adolescent displaying Hamas2 as a tranny pajeet-spic mutt (which xe is btw) getting raped by godjak

On June 8th 2024, Satoko_Fans_Arent_White creates a mega slopjak of armenians tagged with the names of multiple other armenian (or armenigger, in his words) booru namefags[9]

stalemate/end of war?[edit | edit source]

During Mid to late June and parts of early July, the fighting was starting to die down due to nobody caring about the war anymore. Eventually 7/6 happened and ever since than the war had officially stopped.

The war was ruled inconclusive due to the abrupt ending of the conflict and how both Armenians and Azerbaijanis failed to exterminate each other.


resumption of hostilities[edit | edit source]

One anti Armenian turkpost on the 'ru[10]caused Orientalneovagina to respond with a anti turk 'toss[11] which led to azeri/turkish/armenian chuds spamming anti azerbaijan/turkey/armenia posts again, bringing the war back from niggerhell.

Armenigger GigaSlopjak (brimstone warning)
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