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Babyjak
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Babyjak is the gem that saved the 'party!
baba gaga wawaw weewa sneedsnogo
>we are born soy
| Babyjak | |
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| Soyjak trend | |
| Origin | /soy/ |
| Booru Posts |  139 As of July 12 2023[a] |
| Based On | Various; originally and commonly Gapejak |
Babyjak is the result of excessive internet use on the youth. Generations of staring at screens have left Babys with small vestigial eyes, only able to make out images on screens. Their speech has developed into meaningless babble as the need for speaking has disappeared with the use of touchscreens and keyboards. Modern technology has allowed them to advocate for the installment of subdermal microchips and neural implants even as infants.
Lore >oh my heccing fanfictiorino[edit | edit source]
Babyjaks real name is Caca. When born his mother was extremely excited, however due to the stress of work Cacas mom handed him a Ipad and left him to his own devices as his mom went to work. This led to Cacas brain being rewired due to youtube shorts and brainrot like many gen alpha kids. During weeks 1-6 Caca was ready to speak his first word, His mother was recording Telling Caca to say "mama". However Caca instead said as his first word "skibidi toliet". After that his mother cried.
Caca has a big brother Nate who he likes to mess with. Nate has a love hate relationship with Caca. Believing that his dad and mom spends to much time on Caca and not on him. Nate also hates having to watch over caca as his mom leaves to go to work(excuse for cheating on Nate's dad for Tyrone)
As Caca grew up like many gen alpha kids. He began to speak brainrot. Whenever he needed to use the bathroom Caca would say "skibidi toilet". Whenever Caca snuck into his brother Nates room and saw his soytan 'p folder he would say "gyatt". When the family cat died he said "Chat is this blud serious". At Pre-k Cacas friends all speak brainrot much like everyone his age. Most teachers quit early education due to kids only being able to speak in gibberish brainrot. His day consists of watching YouTube shorts and coco-melon 24 hours a day at max volume
Nate's mom is thinking of putting Caca down
Caca also likes The Autistic Dilating Circus because fuck you.
History[edit | edit source]
Babyjaks are a sub-variant known for their distinctive digital compression and corresponding dialect, which is composed mostly of Babyspeak. cacaposting originated in early 2023 and was popularized with the celebrated /soy/ 2,500,000 get. It is thought to have been one of the many absurd jaks produced during brimstone winter as an absurdist edit. While not forgotten, Babyjak would be repolarized with its modern culture when doll took over the sharty as admin. This is when Baby posting became cacaposting and the Babyspeak dialect developed. Doll is also commonly portrayed as one. Some schizos say that Babyjak posters are all into age regression.[1]
GETs achieved by Babies[edit | edit source]
Main Article: GET
/g/ 91000000 GET[edit | edit source]
The first (and potentially greatest) Baby win so far. Achieved[2] on January 20th 2023.
/jp/ 44444444 GET[edit | edit source]
A massive win on the /jp/ made by a Babybot done on August 27th 2023.[3]
The Quest for cacaborea[edit | edit source]
The demands of the Babys was met with /caca/[4] becoming a hidden board on June the 27th.
/caca/gate[edit | edit source]
On June 15, 2023, a post was created suggesting that there was links to embedded child pornography embedded into Babys, which could be uncovered through Microsoft Paint. The post, however, was a fake and the image would lead to an image from kereste.moe of trollface.[5] This post however did make some paranoid and some did start making embedded Babys following that post.
On July 8, a user from Kereste.moe tried pulling this stunt off again with many Babyjaks, editing them to have links to pictures of young girls.[6]
cacaborean Controversy[edit | edit source]
Baby posters or cacaboreans have been meet with mixed responses on the sharty. Babyjak as a sub-variant was usually looked at with indifference in its early days and even gained favor on the sharty with /soy/ get 2,500,00 and /g/ steal 91,000,000. As cacaposting developed, many users began to question if the Babyspeak was excessive. /caca/ being one of the least active boards also drove controversy, causing users to ask why cacaposters would ask for a board they were unwilling to use. The deployment of Babybot further soured relations between the soyteens as a whole and cacaposters.
The Fall[edit | edit source]
With the Soypocalypse destroying the sharty, /caca/borea had officially been shut off from its Baby citizenry. Many Babys were forced to the streets, with many more opting to give up and finally grow up(posting adultjaks). As of August 21, 2023, soyjak.in has been the only splinter to try and rebuild the glory of /caca/borea in a glorious unhidden board, but the damage of the Soypocalypse meant few were able to populate it. Worse still, the Shinny's prevalent 'p spam issue meant that many more were kept away from rebuilding the 'borea. Only time will tell if the Babys ever find a new home. The existence of cacaborea and its future has been made unclear with the sharty's closing, but the splinter site soyjak.in has created a new cacaborea. It has yet to be seen whether cacaboreans have decided to settle it as their new home or not. 'lypse is over, the bottle is full, and mama left the funny blue juice from under the sink out for everyone to enjoy.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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baby cobson.
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gem
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high quality caca
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baby feralrage
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RRRRRAAAAGGGGHHHHHH
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strong caca
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googoo
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Cheers
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Caca and Pepe back from when he was still a froglet with a tail
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the caca virus
Notes[edit source]
- ↑ As this variant does not have an official booru tag, the post count was estimated with the tags baby and small_eyes
