Bugs

A delicious, eco-friendly protein source.

bug salad yummy yummy

>YOU VILL EAT ZE BUGS!!!!

Bugs are one of Soyjak's favourite foods. Aside from eating bugs themselves, soyjaks often encourage others to eat bugs. The most aggressive bug-eating promoter is Feraljak Klaus Schwab

Bugs are an integral part of the Fourth Industrial Revolution, where they are proposed as a replacement for meat. They are a natural, well-established food source; like soy, Asians have been eating bugs for years and are no weaker or less masculine than anyone else. In fact you may have already consumed sea bugs before.

Fun Facts About Bugs

• They are delicious AND nutritious.^{[it just is, ok?]}
• They taste JUST like chicken.^{[it just is, ok?]}
• They are MUCH better for the environment.^{[it just is, ok?]}
• They CAN be made into tasty burgers.^{[it just is, ok?]}
• They will NOT lay eggs in your brain and turn you into a puppet for the elites. This is an unsubstantiated rumor.

Bugs is part of a series on Soyience™
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