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C.H.U.D. is the shiniest, most glistening gemerald to ever be posted on the Sharty!

C.H.U.D. (1984) is a kino A24 slow-burn kafkaesque genre-redefining movie American horror film. directed by Douglas Cheek and written by Parnell Hall. The title stands for "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers," referring to mutated creatures living beneath Jew York City’s streets. IMDb

The Plot[edit | edit source]

the movie poster

The film begins with the (((police officer))) Bosch's wife receiving the rapeson treatment from one of the C.H.U.D.(s).The film follows George Cooper, a photographer who takes pictures of the mystery meats of Jew York, and A.J., the owner of a soup kitchen, as they investigate a thread of inexplicable disappearances linked to Tunnel Dwellers.

They reveal a scheme involving hazardous waste poured in the city's sewers (the same substance used to make estrogen), which has transformed homeless people into hideous creatures known as C.H.U.D.[sounds kinda familiar...]

Later, we discover that the Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers are just a psyop to hide the filthy businesses of Tunnel Dwellers and Glowniggers, which we learn that it actually stands for Containment Hazard Urban Disposal.

After discovering that the Goyim knew their secret, the entire Jew York sewage system was gassed while our major characters were still present, They were saved, thoughever, thanks to the efforts of our redeemed police officer Bosch. In the final showdown, Bosch shot the CIA chief, stopping his escape and ensuring that the fraud was exposed, so the (((6 million))) homeless people who had become C.H.U.D.(s) would finally find justice. (Evendoe my sources suggests that there were only 10 to 15 chuds throughout the movie.)

Muh Etymology[edit | edit source]

It was initially made popular by several left-wing podcasters who target reactionary and generally right-leaning people. By calling you a chud, xhey are comparing to a mutated sewer dwelling cannibalistic monster with no humanity. So if a tranny describes (You) as a Chud, xhey are implying that (You) are a sub-human, or that (You)'ve lost touch with (You)r humanity And that (You) are the sort of person who is happy to profit from the sufferings of the poorest people in society. And that (You) are hideous and not valid.

(You) can avoid this baseless accusations by saying wordswordswords.

a typical Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller.

In fact, the term "chud" is probably just used as a dog whistle by leftists to call you a subhuman without being accused of heckin dehumanizing language, another reason is that they love to see themselves as intellectual and cultured so xhey made it a reference to this spine tingling, genre defining, cult-classic horror movie that isn't very well known so that no one else would know what xhey are referring to except themselves.