Captain Cob

Captain Cob
Captain Cob
Nationality	Somali
Occupation	#COBGANG hooligan
Years active	July 23rd, 2023
Best known for	Coup against the sharty, warning Doll about security issues
Title	Admin (de-facto); Captain
Political party	Captain Coalism; #COBGANG
Tripcode	Cobson ##Allah
IAS?	Yes

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On July 23rd, 2023, someone going by the name of Cobson, (colloquially referred to as Captain Cob) also claiming to be the Islamic abrahamic Allah, assumed control of soyjak.party in a coup d'état the night after Doll finished transferring the site to a new codebase, and forgot to remove the default Vichan admin account (username:admin, password:password)^[1]. The sharty was turned into a radical fundamentalist website.

>oh my favci this is the second coming of Captain Coal !!

Course on the incident[edit | edit source]

On 6am EST an admin account called "Cobson ## Allah" made a post saying that Doll fucked up the transfer during the same time colorbot was wiping the catty. Later a header was added saying "Before you ask, no, I will not fuck up the Sharty."^[2] (~~which changes to "NIGGAS COALY THOUGH COBSON GOT THE GEMMY THOUGH" in the web archive~~ the archive.ph version doesn't have that change doe)

Shortly after that the header and the thread are deleted, flartGOD starts to spam the catty instead of colorbot (as in flart, not flartson), and Cobson posted an open message to Doll on /q/.^[3] Two hours later, jannies finally woke up and Captain Cob's admin privileges got revoked. ^[4]