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Catjak
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 Catjak is a DEAD VARIANT
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| This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month. Only (You) can revive it, soyteen. |
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| Catjak is a forced meme? |
| Heccin' downvoted |
This page, ironically, is a gem.
Catjak is PORTUGUESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF THE GOONCAVE!!!!!!!!!!!
| Catjak | |
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| NAS | |
| Origin | Unknown, likely Feralteen's Discord |
| Booru Posts |  31 (Catjak is effectively[a] banned!) |
| Traced From | An AI generated image of a cat (AI-generated images are inherently coal) |
Cat"""jak""" was a forced brimstone reddit animal drawing, created by Feralteen on July 28, 2023.
It was forced by about 4 people who tried forcing this into popularity, but no one liked it besides them.
They will also edit this trying to make it seem like it is a "Gem" soyjak, but if you're calling your own soyjak a gem, that shows it is quite the opposite. Shows how forced it is.
Numerous low effort flag edits were spammed on the 'ru[1][b] but nearly all instances of Catjak were wiped from the 'ru, and all uses of its variant tag were removed. Remnants of it survived the purge in the form of scattered gems transmuted by the few alchemists willing to work with such noxious material. Adventurous gem-hunters can still find them through tag spelunking.
As of now, Feralteen is permanently banned from the Sharty, marking the end of this shit brimstone. haha disregard that i suck cocks
Roughly one week before catjak was cleansed from the 'ru, a catjak banner was added, then later removed. Unfortunately, proof of its existence is displayed below.
There's gonna be a better catjak because this one is brimmy There was already a better one and it rightfully didn't get half the attention this did or a wiki page.
Testimonials[edit | edit source]
| “ | The booru has gone to shit ever since people started making tags for every sciblejak NAS variant. No one likes "catjak". Catjak is Nas by all definitions. It is garbage. The brimstone winter cat soyjak has more of a right to be a named variant than this dogshit. | ” |
| Chud, /q/[2] | ||
| “ | best swede worst catjak | ” |
| Froot rating variants | ||
| “ | >catjak
Actual cordstone whose banner I vote to be removed. Doesn't deserve a banner and isn't IAS. |
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| Root | ||
- Banners
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![3rd anniversary contest thread, submitted in post #16058.[3] The alt version was suggested only a few posts later.](/images/thumb/6/63/Catjakbanner.png/120px-Catjakbanner.png)
3rd anniversary contest thread, submitted in post #16058.[3] The alt version was suggested only a few posts later.
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Alternate banner suggested and added during the same time.
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![The banner's fleeting time in the limelight.[4]](/images/thumb/d/de/Catjakbannerinaction.png/120px-Catjakbannerinaction.png)
The banner's fleeting time in the limelight.[4]
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![[5]](/images/thumb/8/87/Meowjakbannerinaction.png/120px-Meowjakbannerinaction.png)
![3rd anniversary contest thread, submitted in post #16058.[3] The alt version was suggested only a few posts later.](/File:Catjakbanner.png){kind=small}
![The banner's fleeting time in the limelight.[4]](/File:Catjakbannerinaction.png)
![[5]](/File:Meowjakbannerinaction.png)
Operation "Great Replacement"[edit | edit source]
In the 18th of September of 2023, the SoyBooru was attacked. Approximately 5000 tagged posts had all their tags removed and replaced to "variant:catjak". 'Teens noticed this during the evening and Angeleno shut the booru down for roughly 30 minutes to revert the changes. It is unknown if this was performed by the Catjak Cabal or a Higher force.
See Also[edit | edit source]
- Variant:Unknown (the true identity of "catjak")
- Flartson - It's forced in a similar way, also a coal variant.
- Hippojak - Another fucking dogshit animal trace
- Dogjak - The original animal gem
Notes[edit source]
- ↑ The only edits that remain tagged involve: catjak getting brutally killed, stonetosses portraying catjak as sharty killing coal, and some mistagged booru posts.
- ↑ This is by no means unique to catjak (see seriousjak whose low effort flag edits make up 61% (51 out of 83) of his posts on the booru), but it's a telltale sign that a new variant is being forced.
