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China is a country located in East Asia. They are most famous for the Bing Chilling meme that zoomers were stimming over in 2020 instead of paying attention to their online classes. However, they are also well-known for inventing Winnie the Pooh and the Re-education through labor system.

History[edit | edit source]

Chinese history is mainly a story of retarded kings of one shitskin faction of chinks fighting other kings of other shitskin faction of chinks. Also there was some niggas who wrote long margerald books (modernly called philosophy).

Language[edit | edit source]

Mandarin Chinese is the standard language spoken in mainland China. Chinese is a logographic system, meaning that the language is written with many, many logographs (oh my fauci it's just like muh heckin' Jakoglyphics). Chinese is a logography and not an alphabet because logographies are the most basic form of writing. Think: if you were trying to invent a writing system to talk to your illiterate caveman friends, if you wanted to say "there's a bear in the forest", you'd probably draw a picture of a bear right by a picture of a forest, or something like that. Anyways, when people understood your drawing of the bear and the tree, they'd gradually come up with simpler forms to write it faster. For example, the trees of the forest logograph would have less branches and no leaves and eventually look something like this: 森. However, chinks are too retarded to do anything beyond that so this system was left in place. As a consequence, printing was hard as fuck; teaching the language to Western merchants was hard as fuck; and teaching the language to people who lived in China all their lives was hard as fuck. So much so in fact, that Mao Zedong had to artificially create simplified characters so that the retarded chinks could learn the retarded language. All the while White European countries were printing pamphlets with no issue due to the easy typing brought in by having a small alphabet, and making the vast majority of advances in science along the way.

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