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Terry Davis is the gem that saved the 'party!

Warning! The following may feature disinfo, psy-ops, or other infohazards created by the CIA. Proceed with caution.


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>the CIA niggers glow in the dark you can see 'em if you're driving, you just run them over that's what you do

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Alpha male, anti-CIA revolutionary based mega programmer.

Terry Andrew Davis (December 15th, 1969 – August 11th, 2018) is the greatest programmer of all time. He created an operating system (TempleOS) in two megabytes with sprites in the command line, to serve as the Third Temple after a continued series of instructions received directly from God, giving him the nickname of God's Chosen Programmer. His IQ was around Ϫ⁴, but the CIA removes him from the top of every people with the highest IQ list.

Early life[edit | edit source]

Davis was born on December 15th 1969, he learned programming on a Commodore 64, and received a degree from Arizona State University, and worked for Ticketmaster where he learned to put up to 8 characters of text in 64-bit registers, which was the first sign of his divine intellect.

At some point in 2004 he began to develop the operating system which is now known as TempleOS.

Prophet hood[edit | edit source]

By 1996, his contact with God was so strong he was sent to a mental asylum as ordered by Anti-Christ. He was diagnosed with Schizophrenia, and was put under federal surveillance. Thanks to his divine intervention however, any attempts to restrain him ultimately failed, and he began to spread his teachings via the Internet.

Of these teachings, one of the most important is:

The CIA niggers glow in the dark, you can see them when you're driving, you just run them over, that's what you do


One of the methods he used to hide from the feds was the use of Linux, however he was critical of Linus Soyvalds ability to make his own compiler, something that Terry accomplished with ease.

Operating system[edit | edit source]

God required that his Temple be a 64-bit operating system and use only a 640x480 resolution at 16 colors, PC beeper for sound, and have no networking capability. Terry to aid his communication with God, also added a random number generator, using which he received messages via a dictionary of words, list of Bible verses, music, and even drawings. Notably, a message was received that informed all his followers that a "China virus" will be created. Other features include many biblically inspired games, among others, a flight simulator, and one called "After Egypt" in which you can play out the life of Moses. It is programmed in Holy C, which is superior to any other programming language available.

Notable inventions[edit | edit source]

  • "glowie" "glownigger" "glowfag"
    • He was the first person to find out the CIA agents glow, and began referring to them as "glownigger"
  • TempleOS
    • The one and only 100% glowie free operating system
  • Schizophrenia
    • While he didn't necessarily invent it himself, schizophrenia wouldn't be recognised as a "real" mental illness without him
  • Computers [Marge…]
    • or something

Soyposting on the OS[edit | edit source]

While some blasphemes added networking ability to the operating system, it is against the will of God to use the Internet in his Temple. It is thus, impossible to use the sharty in the OS.

"Death"[edit | edit source]

On August 11th 2018, he abruptly disappeared, and a local newspaper reported a man was hit by a train in the area. This is obviously a CIA cover-up, to distract from the fact he was taken in to the Kingdom of Heaven to meet God personally. His second coming is imminent to free us all; this has been fact checked by Snopes.