Coalstapo

This page on the CIA may be vandalized by angry chuds from time to time. Remember, the CIA are the good guys, and any slander you may read is decisively false.

_{The Coalstapo is a secret organisation on both Soyjak.party and Soyjak Wiki dedicated to going to every soyjaks' article and rating them coal. It is unknown why they do this.}

You will forget what you have read in the above sentences. It is misinformation. There are no reliable or peer-reviewed sources to support claims of that nature. If you are currently prescribed any medication, please take your required dose(s) immediately.