Cobson derangement syndrome

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Cobson Derangement Syndrome is a severe mental illness characterized by having an extreme hatred for The gem that defines the sharty. This condition is very similar to other related mental illnesses such as Gender Dysphoria and Schizophrenia, and most CDS patients tend to have been diagnosed with multiple illnesses.

The main symptoms of CDS are having a 24/7 hate boner for Gemson and posting on the j@rty and QAfe. The main demographic of patients with this illness include j@rtycucks and 4trannies, and the average 'cordpedo.

The only known treatment for this disease is daily schizophrenia medications which patients often refuse to take. There is currently no known cure for this disease, but have faith in the brave soyentists working deep in the asylum to cure this coal illness.

Cobson derangement syndrome is part of a series on Mental health	Illnesses and Conditions [-+] ♦ Schizophrenia ♦ Autism ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement Syndrome (Zoomer / Cobson / Sharty / Discord) ♦ Insanity ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome
	Treatments [-+] ♦ BBC therapy ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ finding Jesus ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum