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ColorBlox Raid
ColorBlox Raid is the gem that saved the 'party!
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| ColorBlox Raid | |||||||
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Supported by:
 CobsonTALK's friends on VC and the rest of Cobcord |
Supported by:
 Foodists | ||||||
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 Captain Coal |
 Bu5t | ||||||
| Units involved | |||||||
 ~60 Colorjaks |
1 thread derailer | ||||||
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Multiple accounts warned and banned Many causalities in Waterloo Hamas_2's 'blox account (terminated) |
Margeralds Total Bluecaca Death A three-day ban on the 'party | ||||||
On September 21, 2024, a soyteen made a thread on /soy/ showcasing their Roblox game called โbattle of the ridgeโ, which turned into a ROBLOX raiding thread [1]. Early on in the raid, a soyteen suggested raiding games while dressed up as Colorjaks by painting their avatar random colors, hence the name ColorBlox Raid. CobsonTALKS and Captain coal also joined the raid during this time and streamed the remainder of it[2]. The raid amassed over 60 soyteens, with the stream peaking at around 85 viewers, making it the biggest 'BLOX raid in Sharty history.
Games Raided[edit | edit source]
Pre-CobsonTALKS[edit | edit source]
Spray Paint[edit | edit source]
Nate Higgers, some pajeet he hired and 7 other teens joined Spray Paint and gemmed it up. Swastikas and Black Suns everywhere. Some art got drawn over as well, this raid was mostly used as a rally and also for momentum.
The Survival Games[edit | edit source]
The same soyteens tried to raid The Survival Games, but this raid was COAL. Soyteens got BTFO'd by a normgroid. And the nigger organising forgot to hand out weapons to the teens. Here is a summary of the events:
>Soyteens join the game
>Everyone is stranded, in whatever nigger hell they spawned in
>Somehow manage to meet up at some arctic looking place
>Get BTFOD by snow storm
>Ask the guy who organised this shit for equipment
>Dont get any
>Get raped by some normgroid
>THE END
Post-CobsonTALKS[edit | edit source]
Rate My Avatar[edit | edit source]
The first game that soyteens raided as Colorjaks. The Colorjaks ran, jumped, and swarmed around stands, causing lots of margeralds in the server. Voice chat was also enabled so soyteens kept mic-spamming gemmy audios. CobsonTALKS somehow won the Top Rated award in the server. Some teen was also trying to recruit new members for the Sharty for some reason.
Church[edit | edit source]
The first game CobsonTALKS coordinated, The Colorjaks formed to make their first Buddhist peace symbol in the raid. The raid was so massive that one soyteen in the thread claimed that his position in line was 24. Caused many normalfags who were LARPing as priests to seethe.
Waterloo at Home[edit | edit source]
Waterloo at Home | |
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1. The SS ChudJak
2. The Synagogue 3. Colorjak Docks 4. Colorjak Ceremony |
Arguably the gemmiest game that was raided, Waterloo at Home is a Roblox game centered around Napoleonic warfare in a 100 player (50v50) environment and a large map, where you can dominate and conquer forts, islands, cities and ports to assert dominance over the other team. Soyteens joined red team (because it is the chuddiest color) and displayed Sharty-themed decals on their flags, most prominently Rapeson. The ~50 Colorjaks coalesced and marched together, ransacking and conquering Bluecaca forts along the way. The soyteens also sailed the seas on a ship that went through several names, such as the SS Cobson, the SS Tarrant, and the SS Chudjak. In the biggest battle between the RedGODs and the Bluecacas, the soyteens had to attack and take over an island fortress that was being defended by a big army group full of LARPers. Through sheer teamwork, intense fighting, and jakking, the Colorjaks ultimately came out victorious, successfully BTFO'ing every obsessed Bluecuck off the island in the the name of Cobson. To put things into perspective, a team full of people who've never played the game still managed to defeat an experienced team of LARPers (ONONO BLUESISSIES WHAT IS THIS??). The Colorjaks took multiple group photos throughout the raid. One soyteen in the thread even made a 'jak depicting a redGOD.
United States Military Academy[edit | edit source]
Yeah thats its name Colorjaks repeatedly charged towards the gates and caused chaos, only to be gunned down by soldiers. Some soyteens successfully baited the soldiers into opening the gates by making them fire at a transformer box. At one point, the soldiers stopped caring and just started killing all Colorjaks on sight, enacting the Great Colorcaust of 2024. A few soldiers and normalfags stopped to ask where all the Colorjaks came from, to which the soyteens falseflagged as 4chan and r/markiplier.
Plates of Fate: Remastered[edit | edit source]
Plates of Fate: Remastered | |
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The Colorjaks played the game normally while buying larger plates with decals on them, such as Shitoko, Soytan and 'slot.
Club Iris[edit | edit source]
The Colorjaks messed with e-daters, formed Buddhist peace symbols, spelled out the word "SOY", and formed the Star of David (kinda). Two squirreljaks, squirrelcaca and melvin, joined the voice chat CobsonTALKS was in and went absolutely nuts, nigga! Two colonyniggers/foodists joined the server and used exploits in-game to repeatedly teleport to CobsonTALKS.
Public Bathroom Simulator[edit | edit source]
Was kinda a nothingburger when soyteens realized the max player count was too low. Caused seethe and margeralds in the server doebeit.
Da Hood [UPDATE ๐ฅ][edit | edit source]
Nigger game that got raided, this is a WIP.
>Nusois canโt document for shit KEKKKK
[F3X] Whimsical Building[edit | edit source]
F3X is a ROBLOX plugin that lets players build, edit, and delete parts. As soon as the Colorjaks joined the game, they kept spawning in cubes then scaling them to be really huge, which covered every build in the server. Soyteens also built more Buddhist peace symbols, cubes that displayed Sharty-themed decals, and more gemmy structures. The normalfags in the server started seething and tried to votekick the Colorjaks, but their attempts proved to be futile since the Colorjaks can just collectively vote "no". A janny was finally called into the server and started 'nishing all of the Colorjaks one by one.
ืืืื ืืืืช ืืืื๐๏ธ๐[edit | edit source]
Random Israeli resort game or something, mostly incomprehensible because soyteens don't know how to read Hebrew (wow who could have guessed).
(โLICE & BALDI) FPE: RANDOM PAPERS SKETCH RP[edit | edit source]
WIP
Color Place[edit | edit source]
Color Place is a game that lets you place a pixel anywhere on a canvas, similar to r/place. The Colorjaks proceeded to "brap" all over the tranime pixel art by placing brown pixels all over them. They also drew more Buddhist peace symbols across the canvas.
^Obsessed shitalalalalalalalan above
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This game marked the end of the raid, but some furfag was larping as a soyteen and said that xe was going to change xis avatar to a soyteen.
Bu5t[edit | edit source]
Throughout the raid, Bu5t and possibly other colonyniggers/foodists were trying to interfere with it by derailing and posting demoralization coal on the thread, as well as exploiting in-game to derail and possibly take down the stream. Xe ended up failing in doing so and got a three-day ban on the Sharty (should've been permanent doebeit). Bu5t if you're reading this, just know that you lost and if you're ever tryna strike a chord, it's probably a minor. (holy fucking reddit who wrote this)
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Rate muh 'tar
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'TALKS GOT MOST VOTES
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ColorGODS WON furrypriest larpers LOST
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Club Iris
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The ColorGODs line up for a group photo after BTFO'ing the Bluecacas.
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PARTY after massive WIN + squirreljaks in VC going nuts (video)
