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Commie is Jewish.


Commies are PRO DATAMINING ANTI PRIVACY VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF /LGBT/!!!!!!!!!!!


Communism is a left-wing hippie!

An old 'toss depicting Karl Marx as the A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak
(Left to right) Fidel Coalstro, Thoughseph Stalin, and Mao Soot-tung, three major communist leaders
This image confirms that communists love dat BBC doe

Soyjak.party is frequently raided by communists who spam child porn, gore, and niggerdicks. Investigations by the /soy/ community have found that the average spammer is either a tranny, nigger, or Kuz himself. Each of these two groups are notorious for the connections to communism, pedophilia and transgenderism. Therefore, these fag spammers are often called "commiepedotroons". The basic idea of communism is complicated because if you debate them they will say "we dont believe in this form of communism or that's the extreme version or" or something along those lines. However the basic idea that commiepedotroons argue is that capitalism is evil because the rich 0.1% have too much power. there solution to this power is to transfer the power that the rich corrupt 1% have and into the goverment.You may say "well isn't that just transferring the corruption to the government. now you have just got a corrupt government." but there too stupid to understand that. Communists wants all forms of production including all of the factories that make stuff you need to live on, farms that make up the food supply and anything that produces shit to be transferred and owned by the government(Because having all of the farms that make up your food supply be owned by government will not create any government corruption at all.) . Some extremist commiepedotroons even want people to give up all private property and abolish the idea of owning land as a citzen, Giving all that land to government.

Karl Marx[edit | edit source]

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(5 May 1818 – 14 March 1883) Arguably one of the worst jews that ever lived, best known for the amount of retardation he rippled throughout the world, mainly through his followers. He once was a no-life fag and a self-loathing Jew. He managed to overcome his crippling social anxiety thanks to his local child rapist rabbi, Moses Hess, who also helped him in writing his "masterpieces" such as Das Capital and The German Ideology.

Many groups of retards read those books and never question what was in it further because they don't like that they have to work hard to get good money (TLDR; they're lazy wagecucks). A lot of troons fall for this because it is soyentifically proven that all troons would be rather Dilating and gooning off to porn all day than to actually work hard in a well-paying job (maybe because they are all ugly as hell, and no one would like to go to work every day just to see that shit).

Joseph Stalin brutal dictatorship[edit | edit source]

During the early 1900s, Stalin with his power that he gained said that he had uncovered a "dangerous conspiracy of anti-Stalinist Communists". As such he started his dictatorship actions with killing and imprisoning anyone he thought opposed his ideas or "party dissenters" in office. These included people who opposed communism, government officials, and army officers. He had over 30,000 members of the red army executed. Stalin eventually moved on from killing people in office to peasants, ethnic minorities, artists, scientists, intellects, writers, foreigners and ordinary citizens. Carl Also made it so that families could be liable for the crimes of a husband or father. Meaning that children as young as 12 could be executed.(HOLY SHIT) In total there was at minimum of 3 million innocents killed by the hands of one of history's most brutal soylent loving schizo dictator.[1]


With all of that you may think that Stalin is some evil genius. However hes just stupid. When Stalin saw that russias crops were not going so well the USSR went to support Soviet biologist Trofim Lysenko. A scientist who was against genetics and believed that plants and seeds could be trained to follow socialist organizational principles. Much like anything stalin did. Anyone who opposed this "biologists" plan would be inprisoned,. over 3,000 biologists who opposed the idea that plants could follow socialist organizational principles were imprisoned. This and many more of Stalin's decisions led to the Russian famine of 1921–1922[2] Which was so bad that over FIVE MILLION. people died, with families resorting to CANNIBALISM.


Despite all of these god awful things Stalin did, Stalin sympathizers and breadtubers will overlook all of this and pretend that Stalin was one of the best leaders out there. and treat him as an icon. Most of these people have never lived under communism or experienced the horrors of it. Over time Joseph Stalin has went from a awful dictator to a "hero" who warned us about heccing capitalism.

The Irony[edit | edit source]

On June 19th 1843, Karl Marx married Johanna Bertha Julie Jenny Edle von Westphalen (12 February 1814 – 2 December 1881), or Jenny von Westphalen. Make of that what you will.

Communism today[edit | edit source]

>Blxck. Workless. GAY. SPACE COMMUNIS-ACCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

Today's communism socialismCHUD! is perpetuated by leftist, neo-socialists and the overlaps. These people believe they should be paid $100k yearly by doing nothing in their lifes besides using social media and gooning to hentai. Also, many male leftists unironically believe that they are women.

There is a "famous" twitter thread where modern commies discuss how they envision their job in their ideal society. All the responses were shit like "uniform designer" and "mental health supporter". What this proves is that nowadays the only westerners unironically believing in communism are lazy faggots, which is hilarious because they would've been the first to be sent to gulag. Trannies like communism because (in their fantasy world at least) it allows them to do nothing but sit in their pod all day while dilating on Shitter and playing video games.






"But stalin was not that bad of a gu-ACKKKK" average quora user

What to do if you see a modern communist/ how to debate them[edit | edit source]

  • Remind them that there has never been a single successful communist country. Ask them to name a single country that is not capitalist or socialist that is better than the country they are currently living under. If they answer "China" (which they will because they are retarded) remind them to take their meds and that China has a capitalist economy and a imperialism-leaning social structure.
  • Remind them that Joseph Stalin killed more people than Hitler and was the most unsuccessful leader in the history of the world. Also remind them that people back then were trying to leave USSR through Germany.
  • Remind them that while corporations do in fact employ tactics to keep people poor and unemployed, it is rather because of much different reasons than the ones commiepedofaggots regurgitate from their Jewish parasites. Commies specifically cannot get a job, because Communist ideology discourages personal responsibility and encourages collective responsibility based on class instead - they're envious all in all.
  • Remind them that replacing an entire government to be communist will never happen in their or the next 100 lifetimes and is an unachievable goal.
  • Ask them why capitalism has survived longer than communism and what should replace capitalism
  • Ask them to provide evidence of communism working.
  • Remind them that people resorted to cannibalizing due to how bad famine was and at one point someone tried to make plants grow in snow which resulted in a lot more deaths because of starvation. (Stalin personally approved this, so you can blame Stalin for this)

KEEEEEEEEEEK LITERALLY NO ARGUEMENTS EXCEPT STALIN OR MAO

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