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>>arent cubans and mexicans the same or however the tacogrease flows


Cubo-Mexican War is darker than coal...

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Cubo-Mexican War
Part of Imageboard Autism

A regular thursday on the 'ru
DateFirst Conflict: May 1st, 2024 - ongoing
Location
Result Ongoing
Belligerents

FerdinandDist[1]

Supported by:

chudnater2

Albert† (indirectly)

Hamas_2

Brazilian Angolape bbc lovers (flip flopped, supports Cuba and let Angola go into irrelevancy)

catchud

Somalichud

Chasecool

Aztechicano


Supported by:

ToonSoy

TlaxcaltecARYAN (Despite hating Aztechicano)

HispanidadConquistador(definitely not a ToonSoy alt)

Joel3DG[it just is, ok?]

Satoko Haters Aren't White

Mexichud

WorldofSoyim (Despite xim hating both sides)

Brazilian Angolape bbc lovers (formerly)

Ethiopianking
Strength

Autism

Coal

Autism

Coal
Casualties and losses
  • Irreparable damage to the booru and its comment section
  • Brain damage to everyone involved
  • Creation of the Mexislut subvariant
  • Creation of the Texamutt subvariant
  • Creation of the NAS coal FerdinandDist subvariant
  • Cuba being relevant to 'ru culture

The Cubo-Mexican or the Mexico-Cuban War is yet another fucking booru flame war between two groups of posters with the leader of Cuba being FerdinandDist(namefag) and the leader of Mexico being Aztechicano(namefag), being the first Successor war on the 'ru (meaning the each namefag leader is the spiritual successor to the previous ones, not necessarily the next war after Italy vs. Mexico)

About[edit | edit source]

The Cubo-Mexican war is one of the most cancerous ongoing countrywars on the 'ru. Different tactics were used in this compared to others, with namefags actually revealing their faces and genetic info to prove they are whites. There was also a sizeable use of the meximutt and new subvariants, along with making fun of other countrywars to make the Cubo-Mexican War far more important than the other wars on the 'ru (even doe literally anyone who knows what color the grass is doesn't actually give a shit). The.[Marge…] Its impact is still indifferent regarding soyjak culture at this moment in time[wat], and has only been mentioned a few times outside of the 'ru.

History[edit | edit source]

Original Aztechicano post, A retaliation to FerdinandDist's post

On April 12, 2024, FerdinandDist uploaded a post that made fun of Aztechicano and Satoko for allegedly supporting Angola (Despite Aztechicano not caring about Satoko or Angola) In response, Aztechicano made a drawing in which a Chicano beats up FerdiandDist

First War[edit | edit source]

Pre-conflict[edit | edit source]

Prior to the start of the conflict, Mexicans and Cubans did not really talk, in fact, Cuba was already embroiled in its own countrywar before this, the Cubo-Angolan war, in which Brapzilian BBC spammers supported Angolans and branded Angolans as white.


The Mexicans rangebanned Italy for a month which left a void in a true countrywar, which is when the Cubo-Mexico war happened, however this countrywar happened just right after Satoko left the 'ru, so it was seen as a war between the successors of Italian Chad (FerdinandDist) and the successors of Satoko (Aztechicano)

Beginning of the War[edit | edit source]

The Spark[edit | edit source]

The war began precisely on May 1st, 2023, as a retaliation against Aztechicano posting a boxing edit, an infamous comic story about Aztechicano and Satoko's death due to the Cuban namefag was uploaded to the Booru.

The Flame[edit | edit source]

Aztechicano then made posts depicting Cubans as mulattoes, with Ferdinand responding back calling it wrong as he is 97% spanish (his supporters also mentioned this, albeit we don't know if they're samefags or not) with Ferdinand responding back cosntantly with a series of posts that involved hanging Mexicans, having them gusano'ed, having all other countrywar faggots killed with him being the last one standing,Cubans then made the Mexislut variant and the hanging full body meximutt variant, Mexicans responded with another fight round edit in which it portrayed the Cubans as darker versions of the Meximutt full body hanging variant, everyone made fun of the Mexicans for using their own 'jak that portrayed them as ugly for Cubans instead.

The Samefagging incident of May 9th, 2024

After FerdinandDist released yet another image of his DNA test with a gusano'ed jewslutt representing WorldofSoyim and an angry Meximutt representing ToonSoy and Mexichud, ToonSoy found the post and voiced his disapproval with the post, and then immediately afterwards randomly found FerdinandDist's xitter and said Pro-Mexican statements, and also claimed to not be ToonSoy, despite being outed in the same thread as ToonSoy, this caused a massive malding attack to ToonSoy, in which he samefagged extremely hard, with chud statements saying that mexicans are aryans, and that Texans will never be Aryan, and that Cubaniggers are black, constantly, whilst also accusing the opposition of samefagging, not only was it samefagging however, but it was Spamming too, likley on different devices to avoid the spam cooldown.

Texan Campaign

About[edit | edit source]

The Texan Campaign occurred very recently, Chudnater2 posted a few posts on the 'ru about Aztechicano and his alliance with FerdinandDist, a historical rivalry then meshed into the Cubo-Mexico war

Summary[edit | edit source]

When a Texan namefag, Chudnater2, publicly sided with the Italians in the first conflict, anti-Texan statements increased, leading to the production of anti-Texan images by everyone, not just Mexicans. Many of these people said that Texas was not white as was majority shitskin, therefore it is mutt on mutt violence, to combat this, Chudnater put out his genetic info like Ferdinand did in his Mexico comic, the result were Austrian, Polish, and Mexican falsefaggers calling him a filthy disgusting Amerimutt because his ancestors mixed with different Germanic groups, regardless, The skirmish on the Rio Grande theatre continues.

the coal that might start a religionwar


The Mexicans in response created a new PAS (Probably A Soyjak) variant called the Texamutt with the arrival of HispanidadConquistador

Troon soy getting humiliated by chuds for being a tranny pajeet-latinx mutt

On May 12th 2024 under a post created by Chudnater2 displaying toonsoy as a tranny pajeet-spic mutt (which xe is btw) dreaming of xis interracial homo erotic theory a bunch of chuds made fat jokes absolutely humiliating toonsoy, for far xe has not been found online since that incident.

The Cubo-Texan alliance

End of the War(?)[edit | edit source]

The war between the two retarded nations began to reconcile after a post that depicts an old FerdinandDist and an old ToonSoy playing Cuban Dominoes. As for the Texans, it is unknown where they went, as all of their activities relating to the countrywar suddenly ceased.

Soyjak 30 Years War?[edit | edit source]

It is not known, but Toonsoy's Alt (HispanidadConquistador) Recently posted anti protestant 'jaks as of May 12th 2024 and comments against chudnater2 and chasecool for being lutherians as part of the Cubo-Mexican war, despite Cuba and Mexico both being Catholic nations, it is probable that the war could potentially expand to be a war between Protestants and Catholics with Catholic countries like Cuba and Italy being on the side of the Protestants because they are obsessed with Mexico o algo.

Strategies & More[edit | edit source]

Falseflagging (Mexicans & Cubans)

Homoerotic Fanfiction (Cubans) (Theorized to be part of jartycuck spammers, and both sides disliked this aspect of the countrywar, posters were anonymous chuds)((Turns out that the Texans were responsible))

As soon as the flame war on the 'ru started, the Anti-Cubans started falseflagging against Cuba, in which pretending to be a Cuban he aimed to harm Cuba's reputation making them look as anti-white or BBC spammers.

Many falseflags are done, including:

  • LARPing as a Cuban, Mexican, or Texcrement
  • Samefagging hard
  • The entire war in a nutshell
    False thumb BBCode fail


Aztechicano's Posting Habits:

  • Hatred of everything he doesn't like to the point of obsessive insanity
  • Literally acts exactly like shitoko but posts 'jaks about killing anything xhe doesn't like, is actually an Amerindian

FerdinandDist's Posting Habits:

  • The same as Aztechicano except that xhe likes America, Cuba, and is a Spaniard.
Mexislut
Soyjak subvariant
OriginSoybooru
Booru Posts 1 As of May 14, 2024
Based OnSlutson, Meximutt

Mexislut[edit | edit source]

Mexislut is a subvariant of the Meximutt that was originally posted that showed the Meximutt getting BLACKED by Cuba and Spain with ace of spades, and with their hands covered in grease seeping down, it also has the word "coca cola" on xher nails and has rotten teeth, it is an inspiration from the Slutson subvariant


Ferdinanddist[edit | edit source]

There was also a smear campaign on FerdinandDist, portraying him as an alt of Mr. Nebula, in which some made a NAS "'jak" of FerdinandDist comparing him to Mr. Nebula's NAS 'jak, the Cubans used the jak to their advantage instead


Aztechicano[edit | edit source]

It is uncertain if he actually cares about the whole war entirely as he says that "I don't really care about this whole countrywar thing. To be honest, I think it's coal." Recently, Toonsoy has upped his game (and also probably made a bunch of samefag alts and commented on the same thread he is in) that he may possibly become the new leader of the war


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