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ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA IS BACK GET THESE PEDOS BANNED NOW
This topic is heckin' nostalgic for oldfags
"BOOM headshot!"
This topic was created by or has connections to FAILTROLLS
Don't wipe this page and replace it with 'p. You can become the Party's #1 gegbull by saying ED did it for the lulz.
OH MY JAPANESE CULTURE!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE MY TRANIME GREENTEXT VIDEOS!!!!!!
FUCK WOJACKSPAMMERS BTW I <3 LESBIAN HENTAI OF TWO DUDES
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Ensoyclopedia Dramatica
Wiki website
FoundedEither 2000 B.C or December 2004 A.D
AreaWest Hollywood, USA
Key People
MottoIn extortion we trust
IndustryDiscord
ProductsPorn, gore, and a bunch of shit no one cares about

Ensoyclopedia Dramatica, (also spelled Encyclopædia Dramatica), Erectpedophila Dramacuckia, Erectilepedia Dysfuncionatica, Trannypedia Dilatica, Eatingpedia Disorderatica or just ED is a site for funny and hilarious LE EPIC LULZ old 4cuck 30 year old pedophile dank memer ROFL humor founded by some dyke[1] at least a hundred years ago. In other words, it is a wiki site based on shock humor. The current iteration openly allow pedophiles onto the website because oldtrannies treat child safety like a fucking joke because of child safety laws on the internet being very loose in the late 2000s.

The "Dog" page didn't shy away from including cartoon bestiality porn. This was a relatively tame page compared to the other ones.

ED is well known for having its domain changed constantly, and for occasionally having multiple domains of the same wiki hosted at once, with each domain hosted by a different person. As of October 2024, the wiki is only on one domain, █████████.com, which is ran by a cabal of discord trannies who claim to be descended from the original chain of owners. The 'cord occupied ED can barely figure out the MediaWiki software, which may or may not be related to the site being extremely slow to the point where it takes up to five seconds to load pages (a spoiled, selfish little fuck wrote this).

GEEEEEEEEEEG

There used to be a soyteen occupied ED that was in active conflict with the 'cord ED. It lasted from July 8, 2024 to October 4, 2024, ending when the domain got seized by cloudflare. Upon the domain getting siezed, the staff of the two EDs decided to settle their differences in promises to make ED a more stable environment to be around. The deal was that ‘cord ED would lessen their ties to DA ‘COORD, sick fuck AifoxHi would be banned from all aspects of ED, no exceptions, that users of the soyteen ran ED would NOT be discriminated against (does not apply to admins), and that the current owner of soyteen ran ED would maintain some sort of power.[a]

despite doing shit sharty hates they transheart soyjaks and we in return transheart their templates

The site was formerly a breeding ground for trolling, raiding, and distributing illegal content. In 2011, the female founder of ED deleted the "Niggers" article, wiped the site, and replaced it with some shitty journal blog called "OhInternet", leading to the userbase leaking some nudes of her, and scrambling for a mirror. Eventually, they made one, and the site continues to make mirrors that eventually get ACKed to this day. The site keeps jumping from domain to domain every five months because of shitty hosters. A notable occurrence of this was in 2020, when one of the admins got sent to jail.

In 2017, one of the site admins perpetrated the 2017 Aztec High School shooting.

They have a article about the Sharty, despite it being against their rules.[2] This article was featured on the site's "Chans" portal on May 1st 2024. They are also selfish little fucks who block Tor nodes from even viewing the website (even doe it helps prevent 'p spam). This article is all written by 'teens who failed to fit in with the trannies.

A plentiful of alleged 'cord users started forcing ED memes and lingo on this very wiki (evident by the barely edited templates, the exclusively created 'jaks for them and the complete lack of knowledge of soy culture) and by extension the Sharty (correlating "Snarky.snappy" to "The hacker known as 4chan"), just about after Froot became the administrator of the site and later the wiki. You WILL make fun of ED but steal their templates and memes anyways 'teen.

Wiki.soyjak.st is basically the gemmy version of this site as everything that's chudded into this site from ED has soy, and doesn't have gore, porn, and eye blinding 2008 dank themed bullshit that they think is funny.

Their article on Soyjak.party was featured on September 29 and 30, 2024.

"Content"[edit | edit source]

ED: The pursuit for 128.45 133.10 Shekels

ED host(ed) a gargantuan collection of otherwise terrible articles. ED pages are ripe with awfully cringeworthy 4cuck oldfag larping lingo, excessive and repetitive use of slurs, unnecessary image spam, and a shit ton of terrible and distracting templates that fill the entire page. Overall, reading every page is a chore, as they're all eye-soring blocks of text, templates and images that feels like they are cobbled together by some coked-up edgy 12-year-old who spends too much of their free time on the internet unsupervised. They also have a really particular hateboner for aspies for some reason, and will go out of their way on literally any article to call them an imperfection to be cleansed, a mere object, nothing but bio-scrap, getting rusty, less than nothing, or whatever.

ED writers would also not shy away from the possibility of filling their articles with degenerate pornography and gore whenever they can for other users to 'oon to. They also have a lot of pedophilic and zoophilic content on their niggerhell website. Everything bad you can imagine is definitely there, every fetish, every paraphilia is in at the very least 3 pages. They will make sure to shove their fetishes """ironically""" because it's for the lulz or something. Their article on The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, for example, is the polar opposite of the one in this wiki, although it is true that the natives didn't take it well and put up a template saying it is a 'bad new article' that should 'be fixed.' They also loved worshipping mass shooters, with every article made on every of those faggots being a cancerous word salad. There was so much mass shooter worshipping that one of the wiki's jannies, AlGore (powerword: William Atchison), wanted to become one himself. He did so by going to his school and attempting a mass shooting. Instead, he was cucked by a couch and ACKed then and there GEEEEEEEEG!!![3][4]

Its only redeeming qualities are the occasional funny and clever articles and (((good))) wiki culture (ie unlike fandom).

You can find a lot of things banned on sharty and in united states on ED's offended page. (warning o algo: contains gore, harlequin babies, and fetish art)

Notable literal whos[edit | edit source]

  • YaroslavTV - ED janny and former soybooru janny
  • ChildRapistOhChrist - Adam Lanza
  • Your Dad - used ED back when it was big in the late 2000s
  • William "Couch Cuck" Atchison - former janny, alias AlGore, was the main reason the site had so many fucking articles about any literal who mass shooters who even so much as shot a stray cat. Went schizo and failed to shoot up his school due to being cucked by a couch blocking the door, getting branded as the biggest failure out of every single person he edited onto the TL;DR huge page on them.
  • Chris Chan and his article author Jason "Liquid Snake" Kendrick Howell - arguably the reason we know ED exists today (ev&oe SA found him first?)
  • MarioMario456 - former owner of ED, also a ‘teen which is le heckin keyed
  • NEVER GOON - former co-owner of ED, negotiated with ‘cord ED upon their ED shutting down and was downgraded into an admin. Is now retired from the site as a whole. Also frequently contributes to this very 'iki, if that matters
  • Steve - alias JohnBarosa on ED, schlognigger claims to be a dramacrat despite retiring a few months back, was revealed to be sexually attracted to pokemon.[5]
  • Retarded_FAG - helped get ED back on its knees after he was run out of the Collabvm userbase.
  • CLU & GirlOnInternet - Current owners of ED, despite being tied to DA ‘COOOOOORD!
  • AifoxHi - ED’s sickest fuck, known pedophile, rapist, zoophile, cannibal, snuff artist, and sadist. xhe’s trying to kill ED by registering all the heckin’ TLDs under ED!
  • A bunch of gegbulls leaking over having an article on there
  • there was also one schizo who put his own article on the featured page there.

Any% Speedruns[edit | edit source]

You can help contribute to the death of ED by reporting to xheir host and xheir registrar, the latter they were a former customer of years ago before getting booted off.

ED also currently holds the record of having the most taken down domains of a non-illegal website [6], some of them having hilariously short lifespans:

Rank Time[7][8] Owner[7] Domain Cause of death[7] Notes
Under 24 hours AifoxHi/AzrielDan/sheldonsnooper (Sofia Artem Gusev of Lower Saxony, Germany) .cm
.cc
Raped to death by CAMOO Hosting(.cm)And Njalla(.cc) Xer plans was destroying ED by registering multiple domains (Someone call /raid/!). On July 24, xhe tried taking down ED, and did so by filing numerous complaints towards .win, causing it to be down for a while.
Under 24 hours[9] Ryan Brewer & GirlOnInternet .wtf Owners pussied out because they thought they didn't have it in them It was so short-lived there's no surviving archive of the website, not even on archive.org! They also used Namecheap for some reason btw.
22 days[10] MarioMario456 .top Raped to death by Namecheap
2 months Ryan Brewer & GirlOnInternet .gay Raped to death by their hosting service after some aspie threatened them with suicide
4th place
award
3 months MarioMario456 & NEVER GOON .win Raped to death by Cloudflare
5th place
award
11 months Ryan Cleary .ch Couldn't renew the domain in time, owner was in jail due to being tied to LulzSec.[11]
6th place
award
2 years Jacob Stellmach .wiki Stopped working one day and then its life support was pulled
7th place
award
3 years (almost 4) Jose Antonio Cossio, JR: 2020-2023
Kaizen: 2023-2024
.online Owner melting down over Miraheze rapefugees. Temporarily substituted with dramatica.online
8th place
award
4 years Conrad Rockenhaus & Brian Zaiger .rs Owner in jail
9th place
award
5 years Garrett Moore & Brian Zaiger .se Replaced by .rs Temporarily substituted with an .es domain
10th place
award
"(((8))) years" Sherrod DeGrippo .com OhInternet-ACK Was forcefully transitioned, no wonder why it eventually -ACK'ed xirself. John Money woulda been proud!

April 30 leaks[edit | edit source]

On April 30, 2025, an unbothered aryan leaked ED's private janny chat from der 'cord, as well as a spergout from the EDD jannies following the leaks[12]

External Links[edit | edit source]

^ Look at this Kiwifarms level of domain hopping geegggg

See also[edit | edit source]


Notes[edit source]

  1. Obviously, 'cord ED never followed through with this, building up tensions over the months which led to the April 30 leaks.

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