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Euromutt
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Euromutt is iron.
>Kill yourself obsessed faggot
>>Kill yourself obsessed faggot
Euromutts are a race of obsessed insectoid Arabic-Saharan-Mongolian "people" who regularly immigrate in droves to inhabit Western Europe; similarly to Amerimutts, they are the end result of thorough (((race-mixing))), the difference being their gene pool contains much more Arab, Mongolian, and Indian DNA compared to the average American's unusual amount of Hispanic, black, and Jewish DNA.
They typically indulge in walkable cities, shivving random natives, going to World Economic Forum meetings, and having exceedingly long and pointless arguments with Amerimutts on /pol/ about who's whiter.
Depictions[edit | edit source]
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| Origin | /soy/,soyjak.party (October 2023) |
| Booru Posts |  707 As of December 4th, 2024 |
| Based On | Neutralplier |
| Subvariants | Euroaryan |
Eternal Anglo mutt[edit | edit source]
The original "Euromutt" soyjak was an edit of the Amerimutt version of Impish Soyak Ears with pale grey skin, pointed ears, Homer Simpson's hair, and a European Union shirt. It's based off the obscure /int/ meme Eternal Anglo, since germanics and Slavs blame Anglo countries, the Brits specifically, for ruining potentially great things. Few gemeralds were made with it, but it died shortly due to being too derivative of regular mutt-posting. (even doe it's still gemmy and has aged like a fine wine.)
Euromutt[edit | edit source]
The current Euromutt is now a subvariant of the Markiplier Soyjak that’s used to mock Europeans as being non-white arabs. His characteristics include a long wrinkly head, weird big glasses, small bloodshot eyes, an EU hoodie, a half open mouth, snot leaking out of his right nostril, and a "Most Obsessed Faggot" award. Many have accused The Bulgarian of making this variant; however, he denies it. Hamas_2 has played a large part in forcing euromutt on Soybooru.
It evolved out of a similar 'jak with white skin that was first posted on October 24th 2023. On October 27th it was modified to have brown skin and was heavily spammed in retaliation to mutt-posting.
Status as IAS[edit | edit source]
Contrary to popular belief, Bulgarian Euromutt/Arabjak falls under IAS, even more so than his american counterpart, sporting several IAS qualities:
- An open mouth (Although only halfway)
- A bald head
- Plenty of stubble
- Cartoonishly magnified glasses
- Is used almost exclusively for quoting and mocking people
Origin[edit | edit source]
Euromutt was accidentally discovered on October 20th, 2023 by Soyentists who were attempting to use interdimensional imageboard travel to discover a universe where /qa/ was never locked. While their efforts were fruitless, they did happen upon an alternate bizarro /pol/ which vehemently mocked Europeans rather than Americans for their declining white population. Researchers immediately took interest and took the European specimen with them for study, dubbing it "Euromutt." But interest quickly turned to fear as the Euromutt started exhibiting extremely violent behavior, shivving and raping anything white in his vicinity whilst insisting he was NOT in fact, obsessed with Americans. Containment efforts were made in hopes of preserving the muttposter population in our home dimension, but they only lasted 72 hours before Euromutt breached onto /soy/ and an IAS version was made within the hour.
What ensued was the Mutt-Euro War, a shitshow which turned /soy/ into a smoldering battleground and left thousands of innocent 'teens dead and even more more mortally wounded as their gems were blown away in the crossfire. Froot, desperate to protect his butthurt muttposter army from the anomaly, swiftly quarantined all amerimutts from /soy/ like the selfish little fuck he is to try and curb the ongoing genocide on his website.
Ever since, Euromutt has shown to be a very malicious addition the soyjak ecosystem, prowling and reproducing within unassuming amerimutt threads. If you are ever unlucky enough to encounter a live Euromutt on the 'log, your options for defense are:
Hide the post and ignore itEngage in a muttduel with it and hope it runs out of arrows before you doBitch about how it's NAS vantablack brimstone (Largely ineffective)
NONE OF THIS EVER HAPPENED, INTERDIMENSIONAL IMAGEBOARD TRAVEL IS NOT REAL AND YOU WILL STOP INVESTIGATING
AmeriCHAD perspective[edit | edit source]
Europoors are an inferior race best known for being socialist. They live in a country called Europe. Their inferiority to the American race is constantly highlighted, once you compare the two countries. While Americans can trace their roots to the Mayflower, Europoors can track theirs to the local Kebab shop or something. While Americans can say with pride that they are Christian conservative Aryan Zionists or however the burgers are made, Europoors are forced to claim they are Muslim liberals or whatever. While Americans enjoy their freezing of peach and the right to protect themselves against a satirical gobble mint and project 2025 or something like that, Europoors have lost their ability to have guns or to even speak their mind on the internet or whatever. And yet, from the Netherlands to Sweden, one can tell that Europoors love soy and weed in the same amounts that they love Sharia Law. That is to say, إنهم يحبونها or whatever the Muhammads from Al-Talibanstan say.
The incredibly striking superiority of Americans over Europeans has lead to Europoors developing an inferiority complex, later amalgamating into a passionate obsession that has festered on the Sharty. This obsession shows in the form of Amerimutt greentexts, which Europoors spammed on the 'log until the sharty was a dnb corpse of a website, to the anguish of Americans.
As a result, Americans fought back, and Proud American patriots can fight against yuropoors by posting the image titled "YUROPOOR CUCK FAGGOT.png", depicting Chudjak as a European taking pride in his tiny apartment or something. Since the initial obsession and reaction, the fight has died down, but it is still very much prevalent. Make sure to quote all Amerimutt greentexts and anti-American propaganda with a Euromutt.png in our fight against Europoors.
Euromutt Copypastas[edit | edit source]
Most obsessed faggot award[edit | edit source]
The Euromutt wakes up eager to start xis virtuous European day and immediately a thought pops into xis head.
>AMERICANS!
This of course is a daily occurrence without fail.
>I wonder what those stupid Amerimutts are up to…
Xe thinks as xe instinctively opens up xis favorite Amerimutt website Soyjak.party from xis iPhone. Xe scrolls and scrolls seeking an opening to talk about America, anything to latch on to. Xe's totally not obsessed with Americans. Xe becomes bored so xe turns his TV on and opens up Netflix. He puts on xis favorite marvel movie for the billionth time and xe goes back to scrolling. Xe loves engaging in American culture as xe bashes America. Xe's totally not obsessed. Xe gets hungry and reaches for xis iPhone to order breakfast from McDonalds using uber eats.
>Stupid Amerimutts making me eat their shitty food! European food is so much better not even close!
Xe has eaten KFC 3 out of the last 5 nights for dinner. Xe waits downstairs for xis food so xe decides to put on some American rap music.
>Ugh stupid Amerimutts! Their culture is such shit! Not like European culture, we have history! And long-standing traditions. True culture comes from the wealthy!
An illegal family crosses xis path and xe pretends to not be afraid and gives them a friendly nod and a wave.
>WAAAOOOO!! I bet if this was America they would have shot them lol us Europeans are much more open-minded and civilized.
Xe nods agreeing with ximself. Xis food arrives and makes xis way back upstairs as xe slurps down the coke Americans have forced xim to drink. As xe sits down to enjoy xis shitty American food xis iPhone receives an alert.
<NEW ZEALAND NOW HAS ZERO CORONAVIRUS CASES!
>Oh my fucking god! I am so gonna rub this in their stupid Amerimutt faces!
Xe tweets, xe posts on Instagram, xe jumps on the Sharty and posts with furor and xenophobia. Xe never really congratulates New Zealand or their success but instead talks about how Americans will all die from COVID and how they are all so stupid. The European posts charts and graphs xe has archived to link when xe is questioned. Xe's totally not obsessed with America. Dont even joke around like that. Xes cooming with joy.
>I really showed those stupid Amerimutts today, they fucking deserve it, god damn imperialists.
Xe says without a shred of irony. Felling extra good about xis exploits xe decides to go out and enjoy xis blessed, virtuous, pretentious Euroday. Xe laces up xis Jordans nice and tight. Xe puts on xis favorite Batman shirt and Nike sweater. As xe walks out xe grabs a piece of cardboard sitting by the door. The Euromutt is now on xis way out to protest about something happening in the U.S. Standing in a bus with 300 other people in it he has a thought.
>Why DO I care so much about things happening in America… Am I obsessed with American life?
Xe thinks as xe yells Black Lives Matter from xis "90% white", European country
AmeriCHADS vs yuropoors[edit | edit source]
As the sun rises in the east, the American wakes up. His massive king sized bed gives him a perfect night's sleep. Next to him is his beautiful trans girlfriend, still asleep. He goes in for a quick smell of her butthole, which not only tastes delicious but also smells great. Fuck yeah, he mutters to himself. He gets up and starts walking through his huge mansion which he was able to afford by working part time at McDonalds whilst still in college.
<REDDIT SPACING
He pulled himself up by the bootstraps. His penis is huge. Simply gargantuan. As he gets dressed and hops in his enormous car, he puts on the radio to listen to some of the latest awesome soy pop music which by the way the rest of the world listen to too because the party is the global cultural hegemon. The sun is shining and the sky is blue.
<REDDIT SPACING
Meanwhile, somewhere near Germany or Belgium or whatever (who cares really?)
<REDDIT SPACING
The euromutt wakes up, sweaty and anxious. What time is it? He can't remember. Most days are blurry. His communist government barely gives him enough money to survive and since he doesn't work he has no schedule. It's cold because Putin deprived his shithole of all the gas so there is no heating.
<REDDIT SPACING
His five sq. ft apartment (largest in the entire Benelux zone) smells awful. He can hear one neighbor take a shit and the others having sex. He boots up his computer from 2003 and goes on imageboards to talk raisin about the American. The sky is gray.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Map of Yurop or whatever
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The 'jak that would eventually become the current Euromutt. Notice the tear on the right eye that would get paint bucket tooled over in Euromutt.
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Emote
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Britmutt
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British Cobson
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German Feraljak
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An Americhad sigma hanging a Europoor. Make sure to also sacrifice European babies to Moloch.
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A Europoor obsessing over Americans, pointing to their supposedly high burger consumption.
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A commonly used version showing his side profile
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Ditto but as a template with an altered head shape.
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a white Euromutt with green eyes
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