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Femson
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💗 OH MY SCIENCE SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!! 💗 ❤️ This page features a very pretty woman ❤️ |
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| Soyjak subvariant | |
| Origin | Soybooru |
| Booru Posts |  Female_Cobson |
| Based On | Cobson |
Female Cobson, Femson or Cobette is a subvariant depicting a genderswapped female version of Cobson.
Origins[edit | edit source]
The need for a feminine Cobson has existed and been appealing for a long part of soy history, because it's hecking cute or whatever and for the need of depicting women with cob-like attitudes. As a result, early posts would just contain regular Cobson wearing female clothes. As that desire matured, proper attempts at creating a cobwoman were made, such as the ones seen below.
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An early attempt of creating a femson. -
Another one seems as a precursor/prototype of the current iteration. -
Colorized -
Ditto but as a 'fe girl
Eventually, in February 2023, booru user Sectionalism would upload the current version that became the most widely used and influential, with him later making a small alteration to her head shape.
Physical Appearance[edit | edit source]
Absolute sisa. Her face is smaller than cobson's, with no wrinkles and smaller, more feminine eyes and nose than her male countepart, alongside a jovial smile. She also uses glasses with circular lenses (usually associated with women) and a hat, which usually has a queen of hearts symbol, which means she enjoys that bwc, likely meant as a form of oppositefagging spadeson. As a result, she ends being more attractive then Femjak and her previous iterations due to the removal of any masculine traits.
Usage[edit | edit source]
She blends into a nice middle ground by being prettier than Femjak but less of a whore than Cobbess, which makes her the ideal wife for soyteens[it just is, ok?]. A peer reviewed study revealed that 67% of soysphere men found her attractive, the rest were homosexuals. She can't really be used for soyquoting, cause you're not gonna want to depict your rival as a pretty girl (specially not trannies). So use her to depict regular women or a woman you really like okay? Additionally you can make up fake lore and fanfiction of her. (Meds, don't do that, it's a waste of time).
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Without Glasses -
With spades hat and no glasses -
Without a hat -
Bald woman without glasses -
Ditto but with the updated headshape -
Gooning version. DO NOT USE!!! -
With gem hat -
With an open mouth -
Her and Cobson -
Her and Soylita
