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Feraljak
Feraljak/Eat The Bugs Soyjak | |
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Soyjak variant | |
Origin | /v/, 4chan (April 15, 2020)[1] |
Booru Posts | 4050+ As of December 4th, 2023 |
Traced From | Jacksepticeye |
Nationality | Irish |
Feraljak, also known as Eat The Bugs Soyjak, You WILL Soyjak, and Gobbler (to discord trannies)[Marge…], is a soyjak variant composed of a semi-realistic soy face looking at the viewer with a vaguely angry expression. Despite a strong tendency to follow rules, he demonstrates extremely violent impulses and is known to easily fly into fits of rage.[2][3][4] Feraljak is a vocal proponent of the Fourth Industrial Revolution and Veganism.
On November 27, 2024, Feraljak was diagnosed with autism.[5]
History[edit | edit source]
On April 15th, 2020, Feraljak made his first known apperance on 4chan's /v/ board.[1] Filename suggests it was downloaded from elsewhere thoughever.
Whereas other variants have a close connection with their source material, Feraljak's source material was not immediately apparent to the sommunity (soy community). The origin of Feraljak eventually became a long-running mystery,[6] and was the subject of much speculation by experts who attempted to unearth evidence of a possible first trace target. Most teens settled on the opinion that Feraljak was traced from either Sam Hyde[7] or Anthony Fantano,[8] due to superficial similarities.[9][10] A fringe minority of disgraced soyentists peddled the debunked conspiracy theory that Feraljak was not traced from any image at all and was in fact a wholly original drawing,[11][12] despite the fact that this is NOT possible and there are ZERO peer-reviewed studies that suggest so.
On October 29th, 2021, Twitter user @Alsuus_official revealed himself as the original artist behind Feraljak, claiming that he had traced it from a thumbnail made by Irish YouTuber and Markiplier collaborator Jacksepticeye.[13] The Tweet soon circulated around both The Party[14] and /qa/,[15] once and for all settling the long-running debate.
Biography[edit | edit source]
Jack Feral was born on 6th October 1988 in Cork, Ireland shortly before his father ACKED by overdosing on his schizophrenia medication upon arriving home. During his childhood, his single mother was often away bull from home trying to find a big black Tyrome and spent much of that time at a nursery. As a child, he was always very obedient to teachers, but they had mixed opinions of Feral due to his strange behavior, such as yelling and lashing out at other students for being disobedient. He would often grab any insect or small arthropod to come inside and ingest it raw. Teachers also noted that when feraljak was angry enough he would possess extreme strength for his body size and would go into a feral rage throwing chairs and people who he disliked. Fearljak was always a sheltered nerd of average intelligence, and rarely made friends up until his family moved to New York City for him to attend middle school where he developed a rivalry with popular classmate Cobson Smith, who would regularly pick on Feral publicly despite being a close friend with him out of pity - some students would defend Feral and his somewhat eccentric behavior due to it being caused by his inherited schizophrenic symptoms, which he can't control. During high school while kids were having normal teenage things like meeting girls and sex. Feral would be in his room doing autistic things and nutting in a sock his grandma gave him.
In his late high school years, the knowledge of this rivalry would escalate throughout much of the city due to Cobson's music career being promoted through numerous posters and other promotion around the district, causing classmates who admired Jack to realise to form "Feralgang" and post hundreds of their own flyers[16]. Cobgang was formed in retaliation and Cobson created a new alias, 6ixϪhrembo, and wrote the hit song "Cobbo" which would begin his rise to popularity. After this, Feral would admit his loss and he and Cobson would end the conflict publicly, with Smith stating it was never that serious to begin with.
At 18, Feral immediately enrolled in the University of Florida and took courses for inequality and social justice, but was kicked out on 13th November 2008 due to physically assaulting and inducing a coma in a student during a psychotic episode after he ate a 100% Meat burger; after several similar incidents such as attacking a man for stepping on a bug he wanted to eat and injuring a pregnant woman for being white, as well as refusing to call 911 on someone who was having a stroke because the police are "oppressors to miniority communitys". he would eventually be locked in the Soysylum Mental Facility for 1 month of rigorous (and largely failed) treatment before moving in with his old friend Cobson who would become his caregiver. Cobson rarely had time to actually help Feral due to most of it being spent cleaning his writings off the wall, but Feral learned to treat himself due to him developing an obsession with taking his medication, knowing that the authorities would want him to.
At the age of 26 he became fascinated in Klaus Schwab's work, and in weeks Cobson grew tired of his extremist beliefs disrupting his life and making him worry for his own safety, to the point he attempted to evict him, but after having lost the eviction lawsuit in court he instead moved to Berlin which he had always been fascinated in. Feral would proceed to live as an office worker and antinatalist virgin, with no purpose in life than to follow what ideology was being advertised to the masses so he can feel happy believing most people agree with him, despite still deeply despising them and knowing they have no benefit. At the age of 28, he became a staunch protester in favour of the World Economic Forum and mass restructuring of planet Earth's governments to enforce censorship and criminalise any form of masculinity and free thought.
As of late, Feral rebuilt his own house in preparation for the Fourth Industrial Revolution into a single-floor, single-room "pod" with only a bed and a table with 2 jars for his medication and his food, and a V.R headset which he uses to spend most of his time in the Metaverse until he has to go to work. Many other soy-boys have considered him "controversial" due to him owning almost absolutely nothing, instead of owning a fuck-ton of pointless products and media like most soy-boys do. Cobson, now a relatively famous musician, has stated in interviews that he believes Feral will "snap [and] come to his senses" before the fourth industrial revolution really happens.
Today Feraljak spends up to 15 hours a day raging at Chuds on twitter in his VR headset and reviews bugs from all over the world to eat. Along with that he regularly plays with his Nintendo switch and screams at children that a grown man playing "Mario kart" is LE NORMAL. Chud reguarlly spends time with his favorite family member who will listen to him grandma. He regularly talks about urbanism, bug eating, vaccines, and more for hours at a time. Grandma is the only one who is willing to listen to Feraljaks discussions this long. In reality however grandma has hearing issues and simply cant hear him. Despite talking for hundreads of hours about Feraljaks issues and how he owned a chud on twitter, Feral has yet to realize that grandma cant hear him and is just saying "uh huh, go on"
Relationship with bugs[edit | edit source]
As an early adopter of the Fourth Industrial Revolution, Feraljak routinely follows and enforces the rules set forth by the World Economic Forum. This mainly revolves around eating the bugs, but also includes:
You can listen to a extended version of this gem with Feraljaks actual voice on Vocaroo!
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.
The Second Feraljak Crisis[edit | edit source]
The Second Feraljak Crisis occurred when King Feraljak IV of Bugland was poisoned killed by one of the bugs he ate and unfortunately passed away. Having designated no successor, his death sparked a war between his wife and a wealthy nobleman by the name of Leonid Kozakov. In the end, Kozakov seized control by seducing Mrs. Feraljak, and they got married, sharing control of the throne and living happily ever after, the end.
Anger issues[edit | edit source]
Feraljak suffers from incredibly unhealthly levels of rage, and he frequently launches into passionate outbursts of pure anger over the slightest inconvenience. This is extremely detrimental to his health and he is commonly tagged on the 'booru as angry, blood, bloodshot eyes, cracked teeth, red eyes, vein, and yellow teeth. He really needs to just calm down.
Due to his explosive personality disorder, Feraljak is often used to imply a poster is seething beyond reproach. This anger is also represented in text form through capitilization of the key words in a sentence, e.g. "You WILL".
Gallery of feraljaks rage[edit | edit source]
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Me when I see a homeless family buy a meat product instead of the marked up vegan bug burger
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I AM HAPPY
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*Volume warning Chud*
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More extreme version of the previous feral rage. *VOLUME WARNING CHUD*
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Feral taking his rage out on his disgusting, unvaccinated, meat-eating rival... Cobson
Facts about Feraljak[edit | edit source]
- Feraljaks favorite console is the Nintendo switch with the latest Kirby game. He regularly plays with children asking why a grown man is playing a game made for children.
- Despite hating capitalism and "Manufactred slop" he regularly owns funko pops and worships company's like Nintendo and Soylent.
- There are actual people like Feraljak in real life.
- During High school Feral was regularly bullied. Feral made friends with troonella who was also bullied and they briefly went on a date, When some bully found out and told him that he had a cock and hes not a real woman, Feral went into a explosive rage and said that "WOMEN CAN HAVE COCKS CHUD BIGOT" and then proceeded to suck his trooncock later to help validate the heccing queen. He later acked himself anyways GEGGG!
- Feral has a "girlfriend" however she just pretends shes dating Feraljak out of pity and instead gets milked by her bull Tyrome. Feral knows about this cheating but believes that a open ended relationship is healthy.
- Dolls favorite soyjak is Feraljak.
- No one really knows what Feraljaks real name is.
Actually his real name is -
Citations[edit source]
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/503581083/#503588009
- ↑ hash=0bf532d1b0a2d0fe8d2c4aa01c73b99c
- ↑ hash=a559f0fdb02ce6a3360274dbe149d42d
- ↑ hash=007e0115c034bd4452d145e64c72c2f3
- ↑ https://x.com/Jacksepticeye/status/1861818120454696968 (Archived)
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210825050911/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/150297.html
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4812367/
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210620055729/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/113529.html
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210807192011/https://twitter.com/mrrandem/status/1380855099463974919
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210620100817/https://old.reddit.com/r/NoNewNormal/comments/me881o/hypocrisy/gse8xqc/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4872146/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4812367/#4812963
- ↑ https://twitter.com/Alsuus_official/status/1454019431525490689
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20211031024338/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/181543.html
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5342182/#5342182
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/list/country%20flag%20variant%3Aferaljak/1