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FNF Pedo
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Don't goon to anything you see. Falseflag every revision in the page's history to become Zimbabwe's rapist of the year.
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“ | Pick up da phone baby oooooooooooooooh,
I know you home baby oooooooooooh |
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FNF Pedo |
FNF Pedo is darker than coal...
>OH MY FAUCI, THIS IS JUST LIKE BIGFOOT!!111
FNF Pedo Soyjak | |
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Soyjak trend | |
Origin | Unknown, oldest 'ru post is from April 7, 2023[1] |
Booru Posts | 54 As of April 3, 2024 |
Based On | Chudplier |
Nationality | Venezuelan-Moroccan |
The ESL FNF Pedo Nigger or FNF pedotroon is an elusive and mystical creature. This creature is believed to be an ESL FNF-obsessed autist and pedophile. It is believed he lives in Venezuela and has Moroccan ancestry, but either way, he is undoubtably a Tranny who loves Friday Night Funkin'. Prominent soyologists have also determined the FNF pedo to be a frequent user of both Discord and the discord soyjak imageboard Jakparty.soy. FNF pedo soyjaks were first posted by a Bulgarian soyteen who was formerly thought to be Polish.
Rise to popularity[edit | edit source]
Normally, an autistic boogeyman like this would be doomed to quickly fade into obscurity, as an autistic boogeyman usually does, however, fate was on the side of the FNF pedo, because this boogeyman was conceived around the turn of the 3rd Soyvil War, which was a war to determine what should be the solution to the Zellig Question on the sharty. Naturally, other autistic factions saw the war on Ongezellig as an opening to astroturf their faction into relevancy and possibly replace the 'zelligtroons as the face of NAS sharty culture. Put simply, other factions surrounded the zelligtroons like vultures, hoping to take the mantle that would be vacated upon the defeat of their empire. One of these factions were the few FNF autists native to the site, who, emboldened by the FNF Lee's screeching, as well as the site's rocky history with the FNF community (4chan's /funkg/), attempted to become the face of anti-zellig propaganda. This propaganda was moderately successful, seeing unafiliated anti-zellig chud using it occasionally to get at zelligtroons. However it was unsuccessful in gaining FNF favor on the Sharty, because as it turns out, soyteens are not that fond of FNF at all. Nevertheless, after this, FNF would find a place in the sharty's conciousness.
The FNF pedo post-war.[edit | edit source]
Coming out of the 3rd Soyvil War, the strongest impact of the FNF faction and it's propaganda would turn out to be mainstreamification of the FNF pedo archetype in sharty culture. While pre war, FNF related posts would be at best ignored and at worst made fun of, post war ANY post that had ANYTHING to do with fnf would be met with an instant reflexive response of "KYS fnf pedo". Becoming a tradition of sorts, it wouldn't be long before it got a face. It was probably one guy off his meds.
Earliest "FnF pedo": https://archive.marge.moe/incel/thread/14223#p14257
The FNF pedo soyjak[edit | edit source]
Although many think that the fnf pedo is a schizoid delusion in the Bulgarians head, it's true that the fnf pedo is real and is a prominent poster on soyjak.party aswell as 4chan in /funkg/.[it just is, ok?]
Hitting the sharty around the close of the war. The glistening gem, known as the FNF pedo soyjak was posted for the first time. An absolute masterpiece of a charicature, the soyjak was an unholy amalgam of the markiplier and chud soyjak, but despite this was derived and unique enough to be it's own thing. FNF pedos design notably has darker and greener hair than Boyfriend, has a yellow sclera from jaundice, is sweating, has badges for pedophilia and 'plier posting, has a green boyfriend anti sign shirt and a discord tattoo. He's notably represented with a Chudjak and Markiplier merge, since the fnf pedo is a notable Neutralplier poster.
This soyjak is very controversial as the reaction to it's creation was immense. It seemed that while half of the site loved it and couldn't stop posting it, the other half, including the site's administration, utterly despised it. Despite being a charicature of a discord nigger troon, an army of dissidents insisted that it was in fact a discord psyop, and... LE OFFSITE DRAMA...SOMEHOW!!!!!! This absolutely retarded take would have been laughed out of the room, if it weren't for the fact that the jannies were all for it. Because of this just about all discussion of the FNF pedo meme and the soyjak would be stamped out and banned by jannies, only further propagating the notion that it was offsiter discord drama and haram on the sharty. Of course, this was mostly due to the then "coal police" (aka delete any 'jak I don't like) moderation philosophy that plauged the beginning of Froot's administration, but when Doll finally convinced the orange retard that strangling the sharty was maybe not a good idea, the 'jak was allowed once again to partake in the Darwinistic social ecosystem of the sharty, where it was quickly destigmatized and touted near ubiquitously as the glistening gem it always was. Edits poured in rapidly, and now the fnfpedo is one of the most popular new soyjaks on the sharty.
The swarthy and revolting nature of the Fnf pedo nigger chudplier 'jak inspired the creation of Slopjaks.
The Venezuelan[edit | edit source]
The Venezuelan, also known as The Vene was a Venezuelan poster on the sharty who was most notable for forcing FNF and Froge on the sharty along with it's drama, sometime in early 2023 the nuQAfe was leaked and it was shown that the person forcing FNF and drama related to The Bulgarian was a Venezuelan, as evidenced by the Steam account connected to his discord showing the Venezuelan flag. The Bulgarian referred to the Venezuelan as "Moroccan" for a while for no particular reason
Whenever "fnf pedo" is referred to as a namefag, it's usually referring to the Venezuelan. The real Venezuelan left sometime around February 2024 for some unknown reason. The Venezuelan was best recognized by his ESL writing style, FNF posting, anti-Polish posting and anti-Bulgarian posting.
Extra trivia (things you should know shit nobody cares about)[edit | edit source]
- "fnfpedo" was formerly a banned word on the sharty. "fnf pedo" however, was not.
- The fnf pedo soyjak used to be banned on the booru. It is now allowed again.
- FNF Pedo stole the 472700000 GET on 4cuck's /pol/[2]
The discovery of 2 FNF Pedo Niggers[edit | edit source]
https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7909017
Apparently, there exists 2 FNF pedos. The OG FNF pedo nigger, a member of olderchat, hasn't been on the sharty since 2023 because of some random romanian user bullying him off the site, avatarfagged as johnny. And the venezuelan nuFNF Pedo Nigger, the more popular one who stole the spotlight and has cemented xerself as a shitskin obsessed tranny pedophile slopjak alongside jartycuck and satoko.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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The fnf pedo in all its stinky glory
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Friday night funkin are gooder than ongezelling
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Original depiction of the fnf pedo, notably more faithful to the inspiration of Boyfriend, the main character of fnf, also not a soyjak.
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The fnfpedo is calling you RIGHT NOW!
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The fnf pedo's mugshot
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Ominous, the face he makes before molesting minors
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The ESL FNF Pedo reacts to the jarty closing down