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Fruit Soyjaks is LIGMA VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!


Fruit Soyjaks is darker than coal...

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Fruit Soyjaks
Soyjak trend
OriginUnknown
Booru Posts 374 As of July 19 2023
Based OnVarious

Fruit Soyjaks or Fruitjaks are one of the many variants of soyjaks with items on their head. They have an ancient rivalry with the bug wearing soyjaks. As of recently many users, (or one schizo) has turned against pineapple soyjaks and started harassing them and acting like Lee towards them, other users call them pineapple.partytourists, as well as the misspelled word "tourisy" for an unknown reason, this treatment has begun to happen to other fruitjaks as well much to their confusion and dismay. What crime against humanity Fruit Soyjaks have committed is currently unknown, although some say they were used by /s4s/, but there is no peer reviewed study of this.

They are the spiritual ancestors of spadesons those heckin' incomprehensible colorjak caca edits

Sexual attraction[edit | edit source]

Fruitjaks are well-regarded in the soy community for being exceptionally attractive soyjaks. From an evolutionary prospective, scientists believe that human males associate fruit on a soyjak's head with abundence, fertility, good health, plenty, etc.

The pineapple variant (pinejak or "slutjak") specifically has gained attention from a particularly deranged fag often accompanied by notorious images too suggestive to directly document on this purified Science wiki. Not anymore

Indeed only one man in recorded soy history has ever managed to surpass the gay lust of a pinejak.

Fruitjak Copypastas[edit | edit source]

Warning!
The following contains material that some may find disturbing

Viewer discretion is advised.

Zoo-wee Mama[edit | edit source]

What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this!

HOLY MOLY! This 'jak's a real looker, ain't he? He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. "Will a big strong man PLEASE come over and pleasure me?" Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Slutjak came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by his fellow fruitjaks. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is.

Are you single, babe? Do you want to get your pineapple juiced? I can please you, slutjak.

Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the ridge? What am I talking about, that slutjak can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of man meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful!

Hm... *inspects him with a magnifying glass* Yes yes, this is a slutjak alright. *grips his ass cheeks really hard* Tight, firm butt cheeks. *Spreads them* A shaved butt holly *pulls off his thong* A shaved, uncut cock. *rubs legs* Shaved legs... Glorious! This slutjak is flawless!

What a ripe pineapple slutjak, he's in need of a few butt spanks.

Pinejak looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutjak!

Dearest me, is this fruitjak overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree!

Could it be…[edit | edit source]

...Could that who I think it is, up on that there ridge? Well I'll be, it's pinejak! There's no mistaking that supple rump, those ravenous eyes, that gorrila-grip bussy, and of course, the ever-present gang of melonjaks "having their way" with him. No slutjak can compete with pinejak. No-sir-ee! Wait, do my eyes deceive me? Is that a coconutjak making its way up onto the ridge! Well I'll be! Just look at the size of that things "member". No fruitjak could even dream of "swallowing" that much meat. But wait! It seems pinejak wants to "take it on"! But there's no way! He'd die if he were to take that much "protein". Oh my, even pine-"slutjak"-jak seems intimidated by the size of this coconutjaks "appendage". Could this be the end of pinejaks legacy? ODINS BEARD, IT'S SLIDING IN! Just look at the little sissy-slutjaks face as that monster slides into his bussy, he can barely take it. But wait, he's still "going in". Halfway... three-quarters, WELL I'LL BE, PINEJAK HAS DONE IT AGAIN. Oh my, it seems the melonjaks want in on the fun. This slutjaks achievements is one for the books that's for sure!

AWOOGA![edit | edit source]

AWOOGA! It's Femboy Friday! And Pinejak is looking more sluttier than ever! Looking more feminine than ever, aren't you, pineboy? Don't worry! We will present you to your Apple Master! Yeah! Wear that chastity cage already! Your CLITTY needs to cum buckets while getting pounded by that superior apple cock! Yes, yes! You're about to become Applejak's boywife! You will be his personal cumbucket! Oh.. your clitty is already leaking cum... That's a good slut! I've also noticed your Queen of Apples tattoo.. and not to mention that Applejak plush! Really showing off your submission to them, huh? You need to be Apple Bred! Crossdress for daddy already! You need to be hired for Femboy Hooters!

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Oh god.. this bussy is so tight! You're already looking pleasured huh?

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Oh my... I'm about to.. cum!

  • SPLUUURRT!*

Clean it up with your tongue already, you worthless slutty cumdump! You need to be fed by my superior sperm! You need to be boipreggers! Your boybutt is too much to resist! Feminine men like Pinejak are too much to resist! Oh my... That clitty of yours.. already leaking huh? My dick is already wer because of that boipussi juice! You are the best slut I've ever met, pinejak! Soon you will be bred by the strongest, most meatiest fruitjaks ever! You will be the proof of the Apple New World Order! See you soon, slutboy~

HOLY MOLY![edit | edit source]

wtf did i just read (this is supposed to be Feraljak’s corpse btw)

Holy moly! Pinejak is looking more cuter than ever! He's blushing... I wonder why... OOH! Would You look at that! Pinejak's cute asshole! My, my.. just look at that beautiful hole teasing me! It's so obvious it's asking for a big and juicy body part; something reminiscent of a cucumber.. Yeah! A schlong! A juicy schlong is needing to penetrate that hole! These sweet lips... Begging for cum in your mouth, aren't you, you gay little cumdump? I know, I know.. You slutty little shit.. Fuck... You really need to be anally penetrated already.. You.. Nngh~ I just can't resist that sweet fruity bussy! Get in the APPLED.com casting car already! Your femboy boypussy needs to be pounded hard and rough already! Submissive pineapples like you need a good dicking already! You need a good ol' spanking in that juicy ass already! Ugh~.. Bitchy bottoms like you really stress me out. I'm emptying all my testicles just to pleasure you, huh? You should really perform some anilingus on me already, you slut! Clean my asshole! And maybe I'll probably reward you with a good creampie.. Who knows? Now open that asshole wide already!

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Holy shit... So.. Nngh~ Tight!

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Get railed already! I'm about to cum... I'm... already going balls deep on you! I'm.. I'm about to cum!!!!!

  • SPLUUUUURRRRTTTT*

Liked that hot gooey creampie, didn't ya?

  • slaps ass forcefully*

See you soon, pineboy... You were real good in bed... Goodbye...

Gem to make you forget the copypastas above[edit | edit source]

Said gem

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