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Furries
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Furries are ZESTY AHH VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF PANDEMONIUM!!!!!!!!!!!
Furries, also called Furfags are a fetish and subculture that many autistic young people online have fallen victim to, most likely as a result from grooming at young age and bad parenting. They share a common sexual attraction to and love for anthropomorphic animals (and most likely non-anthropomorphic ones as well). Furries are terminally online, with many congregating on Discoal (run by furries), Reddit (moderated by trans furries) and Twitter. With many others congregating on special dedicated fetish websites such as FurAffinity, inkbunny and e621. Commonplace in the community is grooming minors and developing 'fursonas' and 'ocs for erp purposes', such as Cobson's fursona Cubson (he/xe/it)[1] and Feraljak's trans wolfy xueen (she/they).[2] Furries are extremely autistic and are willing to blow thousands to have a 14 year-old on deviant art draw their obese dragon oc named "pudding" farting in a pool. The Furry community is filled with pay pigs who are willing to invest seemingly endless amounts of money into their fetish/hobby. The furry community has developed its own massive economy, with furries often doing commissions for each other, whether these be drawing their character($), spending thousands on a 'fursuit' of their fursona, or making a custom plushies for their character, and so on. Furries are overwhelmingly gay trannies, and the large majority are sexual perverts this has gained them an awful reputation online.
Relationship to the party[edit | edit source]
Recently, the Furry community has been forcing their gooner shit as "sharty culture", it isn't. There are substantial amounts of /fur/ generals (Now spammed with cado and related to /nate/) alongside furry/pony porn threads sprouting up constantly. Fursonas and fetishjaks of many soyjak variants have been created and posted to the 'ru. Chud is believed to be a furry[[he just is, ok?]] (Made up troonshit), but he has denied any accusations of this caliber. On the other side, furries have little knowledge of soyjak culture, leading to funny misunderstandings and appearances of IAS in some furry artworks.
The furfag flood[edit | edit source]
During The Soot era, Furry content was prohibited by the existing rules. This all changed when Kuz and Kolyma took control. The moderation was more and more easy on NAS, and during late 2022 the first furry general was created on /qa/. In the following months things began to get even worse, as furries tried to catty wipe /soy/, in order to force Kuz to add /fur/. Despite this furries were still allowed to thrive in /qa/, with their threads reaching as much as 1000 replies.
'nished to /nate/[edit | edit source]
During The Third Soyvil War, when degeneration was at its peak on the 'party(see /fap/), people began to target furry generals, spamming them with 'cado and Cobsons(see Dave), alonside trying to catty wipe /qa/ as much as possible. In the end, jannies sided with the anti furries, banning them to /nate/ for the following 3 months. After a while furries returned to /qa/,but with less influence.
Involvment in the Great Purge[edit | edit source]
During Froot's 50 Board Plan, much to the surprise of many Daves, a /fur/ board was added. It quickly became flooded with porn and other niggerstones, along with people that wanted to troll the furfags. Around after 1-2 days of brim, Froot decide to pull a h*ckin trollerino like muh oldfag m00tykins and ban everyone who posted on that board, including non furries. More about this in The Great Purge article.
WARNING: TRVTH NVKE INCOMING[edit | edit source]
Despite what some may have you believe, the current /fur/ and /anthro/ threads on /qa/ (as of June 2024) are inhabited by Der 'Cord. Don't believe me? In late 2023 to early 2024, a rogue janny had gone and deleted several furfag threads. The furfags responded by sharing their discord tags in the threads before they got deleted so they could communicate. Furthermore, ROOT was a furfag himself, and his reign was Admin 6 levels of bad, as he even went out of his way to lower the hourly thread limit on /qa/ so 'teens couldn't cattywipe it.
In addition, when even coming NEAR soykulchur, the furfags in these threads distort these innocent and precious 'jaks to become their discord playthings. If you still don't think these furfags are discord troons, why not look at the averisperg? A faggot who went on a multipost rant when some guy posted a picture of Averi with a (censored) pussy. He then continued replying to obvious bait and sperging out until the baiters got bored. If you aren't convinced yet, how about the furfags claiming to hate the /cfa/ (Averi/furry) threads on 4cuck's /trash/ yet posting literal advertisements to the Sharty there?
tl;dr ITS DA COOOOOOOOOOORD
Yiff[edit | edit source]
Yiff is the sound foxes make when they molest each other[it just is, ok?] and that's why furries co-opted the word.
It means many things, like
- Anthropomorfuck animals having sex
- Real people in animal suits having sex
- Sexting, they call it E-RPing
- Masturbation (to, you guessed it)
- Most horrifyingly zoophilia/zoosadist porn
Furries will also tell others to "spam yiff", if that ever happens, deal with it the same way you would for 'p spam.
What should you do if someone uses that word unironically
Send them 'zas and tell their parents.
Call them furfags.
Block them on shitter.
Let everyone know about them.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Incomprehensible wojacks found on a wild furry
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Soot please kill the nigger that made this.
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OH MY FAUCI IT'S LIKE MUH HECKING DAFT PUNK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT(the furry pictured is a proud inflation porn addict by the way)