Future of Soyjak.party

Are you sure that it's over? Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that IT'S JUST GETTING STARTED.

>OH MY FAUCI ITS JUST LIKE ALL TOMORROWS!!!!!

The future of Soyjak.party is difficult for experts to determine due to the unpredictable nature of the site. Here are a few predictions about how the party will look like in the future:

Gemchan.party

A few years into the future, the party that we know now no longer exists. "Soyjak.party" is renamed to "Gemchan.party" due to popular demand, along with the titular board "/soy/" being renamed to "/gems/". The users of the site are now called "teens" instead of "soyteens", "'jakkers", or "soyposters". Any hint of true soy culture is redirected over to /jak/, albeit all of the "soyjaks" on the site are completely unrecognizable, as they are now only used to self-insert. Staples of soy culture such as soyquoting and soyduels do not exist anymore, as the userbase has no knowledge of such things or any of the lore behind the site. Here is a list of all the boards on gemchan.party:

• /gems/ (formerly/ soy/)
• /qa/, harboring NAS autism, none of its userbase has ever heard of /qa/ on 4cuck
• /q/ - Site suggestions
• /int/, countrywar autism
• /pol/, self-explanatory
• /dox/, formerly /raid/
• /gore/, all forms of gore, including children and animals, is allowed here, though such material is permitted on every board
• /a/ - Anime (formerly /a/ - Tranime)
• /nate/, the /trash/ of nusharty

As said before, soy culture doesn't exist anymore, 99% of the site's culture revolves around self-inserting, race politics/aryan autism, and countrywar shitflinging. The NAS takeover affects other sites as well, such as SoyBooru, which is renamed to "GemBooru". Gembooru now allows NAS posts, causing a huge influx in forced offsite memes and countrywar/politicoal levels to go through the roof.

Alas, the final surviving relic of true soy culture, Soyjak Wiki, cannot escape the wrath of the NAS wave. Soyjak Wiki is renamed to "Gem Wiki", becoming another Encyclopedia Dramatica clone where users compete to create the edgiest and most grotesque pages possible. Old and original gems are replaced by newer """"gems"""" and everything soy culture has accomplished will fade into forgotten history, as the soysphere becomes another /bant/ and /pol/ pocket pussy.

/pol/ ending

A few years later, the hierarchy of "gem" and "coal" becomes obsolete, and is instead replaced with by the site's userbase with "aryan" and "nigger". The declining popularity of 4cuck leads many /pol/ refugees to join the site, and they quickly become the vast majority of users on the site. The site is renamed to "Aryan.party" along with the 'ru being renamed to "AryanBooru". The nusoysphere becomes the "aryansphere"/"/pol/sphere", and every single aspect of the site's culture revolves around race and politics. Here is the site's list of boards:

• /aryan/, the titular board, the home of self insert aryan neowoahjacks
• /pol/, self explanatory
• /tnd/ - TND
• /pagan/ - A board for paganism, occultism/witchcraft, and satanism, leading a lot of evil spirits to roam the site
• /gore/ - Gore
• /dox/ - Doxing
• /nigger/ (formerly /nate/)
• /a/ - Aryanme (formerly /a/ - Tranime)
• /int/, shitflinging over which countries are "aryan" or not

The wiki is renamed to "Aryan Wiki", and becomes a Metapedia/ED clone where every page is about race politics.

After a number of murder and child grooming cases are linked to the site, it is infiltrated and shut down by the FBI, along with the site's staff and several prominent users being arrested in an investigation titled "Operation Stormdrain". After this, a few splinter sites are created, but they die out and the rest is history.

Splinter overload

After a large number of unpopular changes are made to the site, the majority of the site's userbase leaves to newly created and already existing splinter sites. Now, over 50 soy-adjacent splinter sites exist, and fighting between these splinters devolves into a deadly Soyvil War spanning several years and leaking into the real world with numerous nusoyteens getting doxed.

KolymaNET ending

Kuz, along with his Neo-Kolyma Empire, somehow manages to conquer the sharty a second time. It's difficult to say what this new sharty would look like, but it may be involved with cryptocurrency or other web 3.0 stuff since that is what Kolyma is up to these days.

Poopson ending

Poopson, the mythological soyjak variant said to be so brimmy that it will completely destroy the sharty, is released. After floating around some obscure discord servers and DMs for several months, it is finally posted to the site. Upon viewing Poopson, nusoiteens began experiencing the following symptoms: watery or dry eyes, rashes, dizziness, increased heartbeat, delay of speech, vomiting, diarrhea, nausea, hallucinations, suicidal thoughts, psychosis, siezures, total organ failure, and death. The site admin closes the site to contain the spread of Poopson, and the variant is so repulsive that the site never reopens and nobody ever mentions soyjaks ever again.

Discord.party

Discord users completely infiltrate the site, and discord material such as gay/scat porn, gore, zoosadism, and cp is allowed. Here are the boards of discord.party:

• /general/ (formerly /soy/)
• /bmt/ - Baby monkey torture
• /foodist/ - Foodistzen
• /uttp/ - Utubetrollpolice
• /gore/ - Gore
• /thug/ - Thugshaker
• /dox/ - Doxxxxing
• /trihard/ - Trihard legion
• /loli/ - Lolicon
• /fur/ - Furfag
• /p/ - 'p, contains links to telegram cp rooms
• /erp/ - Erotic Roleplay

Numerous minors are groomed into self-harm and suicide, many animals are tortured and killed, and the site's userbase runs many gayops across the internet, specifically targeting minors. After the site is deemed to be a major threat to public health and safety, KiwiGODS start datamining the site and its users, and the FBI shuts the site down and arrests its leaders. The discordians go back to using discord.

Admin 6 ending

An anonymous individual slowly gains control of the site. He uses multiple screen names and personas to give the illusion that the site is being ran by multiple people. He spends his time secretly inviting nusoyteens to a secret discord cult, where he gets soyteens to cut themselves for him or else they are threatened with doxing and swatting. Admin 6 starts feeding the site's userbase more and more extremist propaganda, and he grooms one of the site's users into committing a mass shooting at a market, killing 9 people including the shooter. After this, he pulls the plug on the site and shuts it down to avoid federal investigation. The true identity of admin 6 is never found, and many speculate as to who the individual could have been.