Gem

This page is THE GEM.

If you see a gem, BUMP IT

In 'jakking culture, "gem" is used in regard to particularly high quality 'jaks. Gem-worthy 'jaks are to be commended for their value and merit. Complete opposite of "coal".

A gem (also called a gemstone, gemmie, 'emmie, fine gem, jewel, precious stone, or (((semi-precious stone))) is a piece of mineral which is made in a cut and polished form, it is used to make jewelry and other adornments, it also has other uses since its hardness has given it many uses. However, certain rocks (such as lapis lazuli, jade, obsidian, and opal) and occasionally organic materials that are not minerals are also used for jewelry due to their beauty and are therefore often considered to be gems as well. Most gems have low malleability and high brittleness, but some soft minerals are used in jewelry because of their luster or other physical properties that have aesthetic value. Its artificial rarity is another aspect that lends much value to a gems and gives the ownership of gems status.

The link between gem and coal is not random as some people may think, gems are most of the time shown with a human made picture of a big shiny blue diamond. Diamonds are made of carbon and are created by extreme heat, pressure during long periods time. The fact that coal too is mostly made of carbon imply that even coal can become gem under specific condition, hard work and long time, and lets not forget that gems true quality and beauty is shown only after they are CUT and POLISHED. So your polishin can make it happen.

Variants

Gemeralds are a stronger variant of gems. It is subconsciously uttered by 'teens in response to high dopamine spikes. The coal counterpart to gemerald is vantablack coal.

Gegeralds are gems that make you geg.

Diamonds are arguably the 2nd strongest variant of gems. The sharty is always suffering a diamond crisis, due to their perceived rarity. As a result, the stock market price for diamonds is artificially high, even though Professor Chudberg successfully synthesized them in 1954. Thoughever, Coca Cola Company bought the patent for the synthesis procedure, which has led to a growing international diamond black market. The coal counterpart to tanzanite is brimstone.

Gemuby, also referred to as Red Diamond, is Infinitely Stronger and Gemmier than a Horde of Vantawhite Tanzanite Gemeralds That Create Gem 5 From the Center of a Supernova From a Cluster of Many Whiteholes That Came From The Palace of Greater AryanHeaven. This Variant of Gem Kills all Coal, and whatever's below Coal, gives Jannies a purpose in moderating the Sharty, and keeps shitty 'sites like the J*RTY and 4C*CK dying and malding, not only this, but it refuels all 'teens Dopamine by 1000000000000000%, The Name of the 1st Gemuby is Blerpingtone.png, and you WILL Bump all Gemuby posts you see, or a Janny will come to cut your Tranny Head off with a Double Chainsaw. The coal counterpart to gemuby is vantadeath, the tier of the Sharty Killing Coal.

Gallery

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  Template Gem. A full resolution copy can be found here

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  High quality gem, this 'jak is both a gem and a Swedish Win making him an ultra precious 'jak.

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  Just a gem.

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  Another good gem.

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  A rock.

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  Template Gemerald. This is the only version of it rn.

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