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Gooning



Gooning is the universal Gen Z slang term for masturbation. The word has seemed to exist in BDSM culture since at least the 2000's, although the modern usage of the term seems to originate from r/GOONED and other porn subreddits. The word's usage on Soyjak.party predates the word's widespread usage on TikTok or whatever.
Gooning was originally a synonym of Edging, where one achieves a "state of trance where ones mind intimately merges with ones cock".[1]
In recent years gooning has become the fetishization of porn addiction and masturbation itself. Gooners create captions and form communities in which they come together to share porn and encourage each other to fall deeper into porn addiction.[2] This leads to desensitization to normal pornography, giving gooners the urge to jerk off to weirder and more disgusting stuff. Eventually gooners might start jerking off to bestiality or 'P, since it's the only thing left that gives them the rush of breaking a taboo. This process is called pornography progression when specific to pornography, and tolerance in general addiction studies.[3]
Gooners are usually found on Twitter, Discord and Reddit, but they are also active on the 4chan /trash/ board and certain alt-chans. Gooners have recently began to pop up often on /soy/. You VILL supersage them o algo.
History of Gooning[edit | edit source]
Some internet historians have tried to find the earliest use of the term "gooning" in connection to masturbation. Early uses of the term include an Urban Dictionary definition from 2005.[4] Some have suggested that the term "gooning" came from SomethingAwful since users refer to each others as "goons".[5][6] Though this theory is mostly speculation.
The start of the "modern" gooning culture is hard to pinpoint. The subreddits r/GOONED and r/GoonCaves (the latter of which was 'nished for refusing to remove revenge porn) were both created in 2019. Gooning captions are similiar to JOI (Jerk Off Instruction) captions which have been around for some time. The 4chan /trash/ board had the /beta/ general focused on submission and humiliation. According to one anon[7][8][9][10][11][12][13][14][15][16][17][18], a small discord clique drove away a lot of posters who then splintered into /pag/ (porn addiction general), /epag/ (extreme porn addiction general) and /pfg/ (pussyfree general).[19]. Eventually /epag/ was banned for promoting pedophilia and grooming and /pag/ moved to Sturdychan.
Rise of Gooning[edit | edit source]
Some reasons for the rise of gooning culture since 2019 might be:
- Zoomers are the first generation who had access to the internet since childhood. Most of them also had their own private devices to access it. Thus they are likely to have been exposed to hardcore pornography including cartoon pornography of their favorite characters since childhood, interfering with a healthy sexual development.
- Young men are getting increasingly more lonely and are seeking out parasocial online relationships instead of meaningful real life ones. Many Zoomers might also be completely incapable of forming real relationships.
- Paraphilia and general sexual deviancy is becoming more and more accepted in society, making people feel comfortable displaying these traits openly.
- A general push towards "sex positivity" and downplaying the personal and societal effects of pornography and porn addiction.
- Jews contaminating potable water sources with suspicious chemical substances, furthering the brainrot[20]
EPI (Early Porn Introduction)[edit | edit source]



EPI, or Early Porn Introduction, is the articulation of provocative and suggestive media created by troons and paedophiles specifically made to circulate in spaces where recipients observing the said media are minors, as an attempt to give them early exposure to pornographic material in the hopes of them devolving into porn addicts or 'one of them' later down the line[22], which was a tactic that a notorious paedophile, Goonclown, used. This can come in the form of sexually stimulating furry art, popular phrasals, or hypersexual memetic mediums that glorify the emasculation of one's own virility. Many gooners reminiscence about their first exposure to pornography as a child. EPI can found in various LGBTQ+ friendly spaces such as gooncord, particular subreddits [i.e. r/196], and etc. If you've ever lurked on the horrific paedophile hotspot of r/teenfemboys, then you'll exactly know what I mean.
There is currently a moral imperative for minors to be exposed to this type of content in the name of "sexual exploration". Minors, specifically male, exposed to EPI material for a long duration of time exhibit a form of emasculation and take upon the common internet personalities of a 'femboy'. Female minors under the same effect will gravitate towards attentionwhoring in grooming communities and selling their bodies online for gratification. Stages after would usually involve these three things, They either troon out/become a sex worker, realize how repulsive and fucked up this is and stop, or have their parents or someone else find out what they're doing online which results in the second stage or them killing themselves.
EPI results in the deprecation of a minor's sociological and mental capabilities due to sexual zealotry and should be addressed in a way that restricts the probability of it proliferating in the future. If you're looking to have children, do not let them have an unsupervised internet access. Nobody wants to have children who are 6 feet under because they were 2 feet above in the air after realizing they cant be any gender they think they are, if you know what I mean.
EPI fetishists either get off by pretending to be children themselves or exposing other children to pornography.
[Contemporary Editor's Note of 3/28/24]: Something that the writer of this trvthnvke forgot to explicitly mention is that the way that trannies and sexual groomers spread their "desires" to minors is by making them seem like a joke, whenever you confront them, they'll most likely go: >ITS JUST A HECCIN JOKE, OKAY?! (implying that making jokes referencing suggestive things to kids is okay, disgusting cretins.) not to mention how if you confront them about their sick desires and fetishes, they'll also go: >OH BUT WHY DO U CARE ITS MY PERSONAL LIFE... (its not about you anymore if you spread it to minors), unfortunately, if a minor has trooned out or digged in too deep in this repulsive shit, they'll subconsciously spread it to other minors they're talking to, sometimes even minors exploit other minors for sexual gratification, NEVER forget this.
Closeted Gooners[edit | edit source]
As many know, there are open gooners, some even proud, and antigooners/nevergooners. But there also exist another breed of gooners, essentially both a gooner and antigooner: Closeted gooners.
Its speculated that most, if not all soyteens, are closeted gooners. This is most apparent on the soybooru, where users will try to anonymously post porn, or worse, even 'P, without realizing that jannies have their IP addresses.
'booru users will insult eachother with shit like "shitskin tranny pedo gooner niggers", and if the one saying that turns out to be similar to what they called the other person, then they are what is known as a Projector
(In)Famous Gooners[edit | edit source]
Giggly Goonclown / Orion Grant Passmore[edit | edit source]
Main article: Giggly Goonclown
The clown prince of gooning himself. 'Teens used to spam videos of him on the party in order to shock other users. Eventually his Discord account was compromised and he was doxed. In an export of all his discord messages people found evidence of him being a pedo- and zoophile, among other things. The Goonclown case gained significant notoriety outside the party and spawned the Goongate conspiracy theory. Turkey Tom also made a video on Orion, which has amassed over 1.8 million views as of August 2024.
Jean/Ella Hollywood/Sodacat[edit | edit source]
A tranny porn star who is part of the larger Goongate conspiracy theory. 'Teens found screenshots of Twitter DMs between the Giggly Goonclown and Hollywood in the Goonclown discord leaks. In them Hollywood admits that he watches and makes loli edits encouraging pedophilia and specifically mentions Bad Belle.
Bad Belle[edit | edit source]
A caption creator who was active on the /pag/ and /epag/ generals on /trash/ and on other sites. Their edits were usually either loli or EPI related and many of them encouraged gooners to go "deeper" than just lolicon. It is also said, that some of their edits include actual 'p which was filtered or redrawn to hide it.[23] They also dumped their content in a password protected ZIP file on /pag/, which caused the general to be temporarily banned off of 4chan, since the file included actual 'p.[24][25] They haven't been active under the Bad Belle pseudonym for some time now, but their edits still float around in some gooning communities.
Cecefem[edit | edit source]
Main article: CeceFem
Basically discount Goonclown. Has every tranny fetish in existence and has groomed a various children on Discord.
Xhe encouraged them to troon out and self-harm, and love interracial porn. Xhe supposedly left the internet after the 'arty doxed xher.
Kernung[edit | edit source]
Main article: Kernung
Shitskin self-hating pajeet 'P drawing drawfag branigger who had all his account passwords and search history leaked revealing that he goons to futa loli shota anal goatse fart fetish rape. Currently hardware banned off the entire soysphere.[26]
Kernung's tale should be told to soyteens around the soysphere, that even those who appear as antigooners and post never goon, are secretly the most degenerate pedophile gooners themselves.
Astrofene/CrimeanChud[edit | edit source]
Main article: Astrofene
Soybooru niggerfaggot who would anonpost BBC bait on the 'ru and got banned due to getting exposed as being a jassycuck gooner pedo.
Connection to Trannies[edit | edit source]

Many gooners are also trannies. Other than "normal" trannies, gooners usually don't deny their autogynephilia. Trannies like CeceFem can be regarded as gooners, as their transition is usually the result of their addiction to sissy pornography and the urge to live out these fantasies. They also encourage others, including minors, to start transitioning to live out their sissy BNWO fantasies. Many trannies run literal cults of personality on Discord and Twitter and encourage harmful behavior such as self-harm or self-sterilization.
>kid sees trans people at a young age, typically from the internet
>becomes fascinated with them and the trannies start to groom them
>starts to identify as a "femboy", starts wearing cat ears, striped thigh highs, etc.
>starts hornyposting, which is the final step before the introduction of porn
>child troons out and gets hooked on porn
>as people try to help the child, they either kill themselves before its too late or start identifying as bullshit like "therian" and "xenogender" meant to reinforce the grooming
>the final step, and what the troons want all along: minors that have completely trooned out and are either attracted to children or animals (fictional or real). the porn addiction becomes so strong that the only thing that gets them hard is zoophilia or ‘P
An obsessed hatred towards trannies can cause you to slowly become a tranny yourself, many chuddies become trannies due to their schizohprenic hatred towards them. The best thing to do is:
Gooning terms and dogwhistles[edit | edit source]
Gooners have their own terminology and dogwhistles to express their fetishes. These can often be seen in Twitter Bios of gooners. Though some of these might be used outside of gooning culture, especially 😭 by blue archiggers
No Limits / Limitless - Having no "taboos". Often used as a dogwhistle by pedophiles to signal that they're ok with pedophilia. This term is wordfiltered on 4chan; "nl" or terms like "no lims" are used instead.
MAP / 🗺️ / Cartographer / Folder / YAP - Minor Attracted Person (Pedophile). The term cartographer and YAP (Youth Attracted Person) started being used when people wised up to the meaning of MAP.
Zoo / ζ - Zoophile
Knot / Knotted - Used by zoophiles to refer to the area of a dog's penis that is inflated during sex.
😭 / ToT / 🍭 / 🎒 / 📛 / 🎀 / 🍼 / LolipopTWT/CherryTWT/cunny - Lolicon
🧸 / 🍯 - Shotacon
💄 / 🥠 - Refers to male and female dog genitalia. Either into feral furry dog porn or real dog porn.
🌈🍖 - Pro-Fiction, supports themes such as incest, rape and pedophilia in fiction.
🔪 / 🩸 - Into cutting / bloodplay / self-harm.
Age in Location - Some minors want to interact with pedophiles online so they put their age in their location info. They oftentimes write things such as 14th Street or use arithmetics such as 10 x 2 - 6 to, for example, express that they're 14.
Citations[edit source]
- ↑ https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gooning
- ↑ Theron, Shirah (2023). "Pornography Conceptualised as an Addictive Substance" (PDF). Part 3.1.2.
- ↑ https://www.innocentlivesfoundation.org/pedophilia-and-child-pornography-a-surprising-connection/
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/post-16620810
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/post-16621822
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/post-16625754
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/42603755/#42605898
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/45466380/#45473872
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/46024927/#46088270
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/45626590/#45633805
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/46064107/#46103936
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/45706571/#45710610
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/35168726/#35171774
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/50310276/#50315717
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/50657588/#50658279
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/52143644/#52168984
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/46748499/#46748673
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/52619327/#52622635
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/60843630/#60855789
- ↑ the magic 8ball on my desk that tells me everything i need to know
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/49702257/#49702419
- ↑ https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=epi
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/post-17535133
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/49825411/#49837936
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/post-17529650
- ↑ https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/kernung-is-cord-sissy.2912/