Goyslop

>drink a diet coke afterwards and you stay healthy or something like that

Goyslop is a broad and derogatory term used to describe low-quality and mass-produced goods that are typically intended for consoomption by good goyim, a demographic many soyjaks proudly belong to. It is a common misconception that goyslop can only refer to foodstuffs; In reality, goyslop is a far-reaching term that can also be applied to various forms of entertainment including books, comics, mangas, video games, tv shows, animes, cartoons, movies...

Goyslop is often subjected to rigorous fact-checking and peer-reviewed studies before being deemed fit for goyim consumption. Almost all goyslop is safe and effective, and an average goy should aim to consoom 3 to 5 helpings of goyslop a day, be it in their diet or recreational time.

Types of Goyslop (in media)

When used to describe low-quality, mass-produced media, goyslop typically encompasses several overlapping subcategories, such as:

• Troonslop: Media designed to appeal to transgender individuals and X users
• Chudslop: Media designed to appeal to bigoted ring-wing incels and stupid fucking chuds
• Nostalgiaslop: Media that arbitrarily adopts popular "nostalgic" aesthetics and clichés (such as the "PSX" style, Frutiger Aero, VHS filters, "old internet FTW x3", etc.) in a uninspired, vapid manner

• Blobslop: Media that prominently features generic, blob-shaped homunculi, often utilized by artists on X to prove points about shit nobody cares about
• Horrorslop: Media that utilizes overused horror tropes and contrived themes, designed to bait YouTubers into covering [game/ARG/tranalog horror series]
• Indieslop: Media masquerading as real independent art, cynically engineered to cultivate fandoms
• Goonslop: Media that is literally just disguised pornography

While most only cover one or two subcategories, some goyslop media such as The Amazing Digital Circus manage to cover most of them.

A typical American's diet is composed largely of goyslop.

Other examples of Goyslop

• Soylent
• Sproke ^{[it just is, ok?]}
• Bugs
• GoySlop™
• Vaccines
• Fingerboys
• Breakfast For Dinner
• Nintendo
• Funko Pops
• McDonald's
• Marvel films

Goyslop is often made from sustainable protein sources such as soy, cricket flour, or recycled biomass.

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