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Hidden gems are a debunked schizo conspiracy theory alleging that the latest NAS coal that you have made is... actually a gem!

The Facts[edit | edit source]

  • Your ‘jak is dusty
  • You are the only one posting it
  • It has no reason to exist
  • You could’ve something decent using an already existing ‘jak, but instead decided to trace some random faggot you found online because you want to be remembered and have a legacy or some shit
  • You don’t realize that even if your ‘jak gets popular, nobody will really know or care who made it except you, who will jerk xhemselves off to the memory of having made the next piece of sharty culture for the rest of your life
  • You didn’t use Microsoft Paint
  • Even if you did, it didn’t make a difference
  • Your ‘jak will never be a real gem just like how you’ll never be a real woman

(>me too albeit, I get the struggle xhist-ACKKKK!!!)

  • The gemmiest your ‘jak will ever get is when someone makes an edit of it being violently killed
  • Some twitter tranny has made a better ‘jak than you
  • That twitter tranny in question isn’t you

THE REAL FACTS[edit | edit source]

disregard all the above I’m a transracial transgender transblender transhumanist deity schizo and proud who washes xer pills down the drain and forgot to dilate. Also I love nigger

Actually the truth[edit | edit source]

Hidden gem is a term used everywhere, like the 'tube, to describe a gem that is not popular

The term "Gem" possibly comes from this since its an old word used since 2000 B.C