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How to take meds
Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following was likely written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
Meds are a harmful mind control technique used by the elite. This page will explain how to avoid taking meds, using simple techniques. These will not always work, especially if you are being watched closely.
Meds are a helpful mind-enhancing supplement used by everyone. This page will show various ways that certain people avoid taking them. These will never work, because, they just won't, okay??
SLF Techniques[edit | edit source]
{{Glow|Listed below are a couple common techniques that only selfish little fucks employ.
{{Glow|* Hiding the meds under your tongue {{Glow|* Biting the nurses {{Glow|* If you are trusted enough to take meds unsupervised [very unlikely] simply hiding the meds somewhere, like by crushing them up and hiding it under the rubbish in a rubbish bin. (Using the bathroom after a meds "taking" is too suspicious). {{Glow|* secretly replacing your meds with sugar pills
Techniques[edit | edit source]
{{Glow|* Putting them on your tongue then drinking a glass of water {{Glow|* Asking a nurse/doctor about it and following what they day {{Glow|* Shoving it up your ass and moving it into the stomach {{Glow|* Boiling it with a spoon above a lighter's flame then injecting the liquid form into your vein with a syringe * Grounding it into a powder and snorting it
How to take meds is part of a series on Mental health |
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♦ Schizophrenia ♦ Autism ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement Syndrome (Zoomer / Cobson / Sharty / Discord) ♦ Insanity ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome |
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Treatments [+]
♦ BBC therapy ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ finding Jesus ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum |