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Indonesia is BUCKBROKEN VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF /LGBT/!!!!!!!!!!!
Indonesia is yet another third world country from Southeast Asia. With a population of 279 million, they are the fourth most populated country in the world (and the most populated Muslim country in the world). Despite their size, they are irrelevant in practically every sense of the word. They're not as common as chinks, they're thankfully not as obnoxious and putrid as pajeets, but they're not as awesome as AmeriGODS. There are many far smaller countries that have more of a presence than Indonesia. Here's a quick thought experiment, can you even name three major cities from Indonesia? Yeah, that's what we thought.
Dont tell anyone that Jacksonvalley is an indonesian
So what the hell does Indonesia even do? Well, there are a few answers, but none of them paint them in a particularly good light, see below:
Degeneracy[edit | edit source]
Thugposting[edit | edit source]
Although they're not the inventors of thugposting, thugs (or in plain English, gay niggers) have taken the country by storm. Indonesia is one of the first countries to embrace this meme, and it's likely that have the highest thug memes per capita in the entire globe. Thugposting is so adored that some Indonesians have came up with their own thug variants like Kakangku and Bunda Rahma, although all of their own variants are incredibly unfunny and somehow even worse than American thugs like Dreamybull.
Baby Monkey Torture[edit | edit source]
Although Baby Monkey Torture videos are produced in many countries in Southeast Asia, one of the most common nations they are produced in is Indonesia. In fact, Indonesia is where most of the truly fucked up monkey videos are being produced (like the ones where they get their heads drilled in by some dumbass third-worlder).
'P[edit | edit source]
On May 1, 2024, a 'teen discovered a hidden child porn ring on YouTube.[1] The gist of it was pretty simple, there would be YouTube channels that uploaded gameplay (usually from shitty phone games or other goyslop like League of Legends) that used cropped 'p somewhere in the thumbnail (sometimes the thumbnail will have the 'p link, but some characters will be replaced with leet). In the description you would find a MediaFire link that would let you download the 'p. Another method of sharing 'p is to give a link in the comments to a site that's disguised as a simple spam news site, but will download 'p to your computer after approximately 15 seconds. The most infamous method is to give a link to a file hidden under a password, but to get the password you have to watch some other shitty video where the characters of the password flash one by one over the course of it. This 'p ring appears to have been active since at least 2022. Indonesians love to tell each other the video has links to 'p in the comments by spamming "P", likely to help drive up engagement.
If you see this type of content, report it to the IWF, as they are responsible for dealing with CSAM in Indonesia.
In popular culture[edit | edit source]
Ongezellig[edit | edit source]
The cult classic webseries, Ongezellig, features a young woman of Indonesian descent as its main protagonist. Although this is never explicitly confirmed, it is inferred that Maya is of Indonesian descent as shown by a map in the back of a classroom. Maya is a loser with "social anxiety" who does nothing all day except for flicking her bean to obscure Japanese pornography. As shown by the rest of this article, this is an accurate and nuanced portrayal of Indonesians. She is also the worst protagonist of Ongezellig, essentially being a shit tier version of Tomoko Kuroki from Watamote.
Skibidi toilet[edit | edit source]
Indonesian kids are the biggest fans of skibidi toilet, it got so out of hand that Indonesian media outlets coined the term ''Skibidi Toilet syndrome" due to their obsession with it. Due to this, gen alpha Indonesians are classified as honorary aryans.
Kapten Batubara[edit | edit source]
Kapten Batubara (Captain Coal in Indonesian) is the alias of the Indonesian who held the Sharty hostage for a while on April 22nd, 2024 by having Soyjak.party redirect to an unknown site owned by someone by the name of Kaito Saikyo. It is unknown if Kapten Batubara and Kaito Saikyo are the same person or not and even if Kapten Batubara is actually Indonesian, as their ransom message was in Filipino rather than Indonesian and mentions a 'Filipino Defense League'. Also Kaito Saikyo(u[2]) is just a Japanese sentence fragment. It's カイト最強 meaning "Kaito (is the) Strongest" like the fucking Vocaloid. Regardless of what character Kaito refers to it's definitely some tranime shit. 最強 / saikyo(u) is a common word used by otaku and (at least its translation) by Western weeaboos. Think touhoufags with Cirno. It's a really autistic way of speaking and the word isn't used like that by human beings.
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7061444
- ↑ >source??? - remember that Tokyo is really Toukyou. it's common to drop that u
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