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Internet Trolling Tactics
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Internet Trolling Tactics smells like bait.
See List of copypastas/bait for good bait to use alongside these methods.
This page is meant to give 'teens good resources to bait almost all (active) 4chan boards out there, as well as most other forum/IB/social media sites out there.
"Annoying People Online"[edit | edit source]
Sometime in late 2022 there was a thread where soyteens suggested strategies for trolling, mainly for 4chan but also other parts of the internet. Here it is:
Annoying People Online
- Using soyjaks and gigachads
- Gmod griefing
- Using smuggies
- Just spam nigger kek
- Breaking redditiquette. for example namefagging and using off-site and reddit buzzwords on 4chan (the latter works the best. they HATE "redditspacing" (i.e adding empty paragraphs to make your text more readable)). reddit. instagram links etc.
- Might go without saying. but act like a complete and utter retard.
- Just post Cobson. guaranteed rage.
- if we could have a whole group of users avatarfagging while acting rude. bombastic. and arrogant that would be gemmy. like we attach all these annoying connotations to an image. it’s not easy to organise groups like that though. so you might have to samefag but that's sad and boring.
- Just post bait.
- Thread derailment.
- Post any sort of bait on /pol/ guaranteed replies
- We should do ratio raids on 4chan. If we do this, make sure to set up a little counter ratio so they look even more pathetic
- Another method would be ratioing. It works because people don't like it when you import twitterfag culture or really any other form of normie culture. it's obnoxious. if the ratio wins you can have a big celebration to smear shit in their face. and it derails threads
- You can also samefag mass reply your own thread to cause maximum butthurt such as “win” “wwwwww” etc
- Oppositechadding but make it really obvious that you're doing that
- You should also make posts that greatly praise anime or shit on anime. For some reason people get really butthurt about chinktoons
- spamming the same thing over and over again is guaranteed to make people mad (unless they ignore you)
- pretending to be the anon someone is replying to. especially in a long conversation. and even more especially in a friendly conversation. in which case you can have a complete change in character to confuse them. then when the actual anon tries to clear up the confusion you act like they're sabotaging. this just made me think of the reverse: interrupting a random conversation saying that “it's rude to barge in on our conversation like that" or something like that
- ^ do this but write a completely normal and logical response. except that it looks very AI generated. which would creep both anon 1 and anon 2 out since anon 1 thinks he was talking to a bot the whole time. and anon 2 thinks the thread is being monitored by a malicious bot
- i’ve heard in another thread similar to this one that 4cucks really fucking hate when you criticise their culture
- Use le funny logical fallacies and other dumb shit idek
- in a long argument (that you're not a part of) just reply to someone with something like “I'm joking. you fucking mong”. so that they'll think you backed down and make fun of you from there. chaos might ensue. i'm testing this right now. you can also say the same thing when someone writes a long a detailed answer to you so they feel dumb after doing that
- Make fake advertisements for real but hardly known companies and spam them
- Make fake news articles and tweets
- say something like “as part of the biometrics program. all user activity in this will be monitored and users' posts will be stored in a datacenter. If you wish to individually opt-out. please contact bullshitemail@email.com.” the goal is to creep people out
- Use haxxs in online shooters
- Tell someone he types exactly like a bot and say he's a bot
- in /his/ or any other pseudointellectual board. reply to random long posts saying “yep. that's a bandwagon fallacy”. it doesn't matter what they're saying. it could still cause seethe.
- go up to someone at the mall. tell them "everything's for sale". go up to someone at school. tell them "youre at school right now"… oh online nvm lol
- Post schizo gems. especially if they're contrary to the current discussion
- replying to a post you didnt make saying “meant for” then replying to another post you didn't make. with the goal of causing thread derailment and confusion
- Go on jewtube and leave a comment. either a reddit joke or something everyone will agree with. then once you get a ton of replies and likes. edit it to say something racist.
- If there's id's you can act like a retard then act like a know-it-all. and alter between that a few times
- Write and act like an actual zoomer. Guaranteed rage especially on 4cuck where zoomer hate is everywhere. Something along the lines of "on god fr fr no cap" or "no cap zoomer lives rent free in your boomer head fr"
- Save reaction images used by a particular poster you hate in a general thread and reuse them in the next thread.
- Reply to a thread with "Hey this is OP and I'm trans btw."
- speak like an ESL or Capitalize Almost Every Word In a Sentence, this will make autistic people go into psychic shock.
Also note that for some reason newly posted 4cuck threads with zero replies can be killed by replying with something extremely stupid/confusing. This works better on faster boards like /b/. Best done on threads where the OP is a wall of text.
General[edit | edit source]
- Donald Trump, seriously, this man has the almost magical ability to cause a flame war whenever his name is uttered, no matter wether in a positive or negative way , or what platform.
4cuck[edit | edit source]
General/multiple[edit | edit source]
- Samefag.
- Accuse other posters of being samefags. If they post proof that they're not. claim that the picture was edited.
- If accused of being a samefag. take a screenshot of the post accusing you and edit out one or more (You)s in MS Paint. 4cuckers can't tell the difference between a doctored screenshot and a legitimate screenshot. so responding to whoever's attacking to you with an edited screenshot will still give you the moral high ground.
- Snitch on people. The report button is your friend... just don't be a selfish little fuck and friendly fire on other 'teens, which forces them to waste time evading a ban you accidentally gave them.
- Remember: jannies can view IP ban history. and don't take reports from frequently-banned IPs as seriously. If you're reporting from an IP you've caught a lot of bans on. consider resetting your router; or if phoneposting. clearing your 4chan(nel) cookies. turning airplane mode on and off. and switching to mobile data instead.
- Report anyone who says a racial slur for "Racism outside of /b/." Casual racism may be deeply ingrained into 4cuck culture. but it's still against Global Rule 3b. and it could be enforced with a 3-day ban if the right janny reviews your report.
- Report anyone who disagrees with you or says anything mean about you for trolling outside of /b/, or being underage.
- Reporting is best used on tripfags, who will usually get one of their discord buttbuddies to whine about the ban on their behalf (and confirm that your reporting worked). Report them too, and continue the cycle.
- Remember to always report anyone who says anything about reporting or saging your bait (in the name or text field) by using the "Announcing a report or sage" report option. They're basically asking to get b&.
- Besides annoying people, handing out reports like candy also serves as a smokescreen to tie up the jannies by making them respond to other posts instead of your own gems.
- Interject yourself into conversations between two posters and pretend to be one of them.
- If it's a polite conversation. become passive-aggressive or outright hostile over anything you could potentially perceive as a slight against you.
- If it's an argument. politely admit defeat and tell the other person that they're right.
- Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being a Discord raider.
- Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being a pedophile.
- Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being a troon.
- Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being a pajeet.
- Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being from the sharty.
- Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being from Reddit.
- Reply to said posts with an image of Reddit Gold.
- Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being underage.
- Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being all of these. in no specific order.
- Accuse anyone of being a boogeyman, and accuse people telling you to take your meds of being said boogeyman.
- LARP as a flat earther. The dumber. the better. (Works best in /sci/. /pol/, and /x/).
- Use this website to fake an iPhone filename. 'cucks HATE phoneposting. so this is a very good method to derail a thread.
- Yiddish and Hebrew filenames work even better, especially on /pol/. Translation apps are your friend.
- Use Reddit spaces. The more the better.
- Pretend to be a woman (redundant in /lgbt/)
- Impersonate avatarfags, namefags, and tripfags. If the real one shows up, talk about how they’re an imposter and are trying to impersonate you. https://github.com/meriken/merikens-tripcode-engine-v3 (script for reverse engineering tripcodes). Bonus points for pre-emptively impersonating people that are trying to impersonate the namefag in question you're targeting and using fake (You) screenshots and mutliple IPs in the process. That way. when the real one shows up and inevitably starts seething, it's much more likely that their reply will be lost among all the other posts calling out the impersonationfagging
- Incite Booru-like country wars (works best on /pol/, /int/ and /his/). Common targets are controversial countries like USA, Russia and China
- Post with a left-wing bias in right-wing oriented boards (like /pol/, /tv/, and /v/) and post with a right-wing bias in left-wing oriented boards (like /co/, /lit/, /sci/, and /soc/)
- Call yourself an oldfag from any year above 2016/2015. Guaranteed seethe.
- Accuse people claiming to be oldfags (or acting like stereotypical oldfags) of being newfags with Oldfag Dysphoria.
- Post some variant of "OP here, bumping my failed thread".
- Say "somepony" and "everypony" outside of /mlp/.
- Bait people into saying banned phrases. For example, writing "Marius Spix" is grounds for an automatic 14-day ban.
- Post images for the sake of posting them to waste le heckin image limiterino (best used in threads about posting images)
/a/ - Anime & Manga[edit | edit source]
The easiest way to bait anons on /a/ is to post a soyjak; however, the jannies will probably delete your thread quickly. Therefore, you will likely have to use a stealthjak.
Anything that isn't specifically tranime can trigger them. /a/ is VERY hostile to off-topic content, even manime like Dragon Ball Z can make them furious sometimes. There is also one particularly autistic user who will chimp out and start spamming mass replies in the thread accusing everyone of being the same person if he sees you criticize yuri, especially in Madoka threads (posting pictures of Madoka characters with men also works). For this reason attacking yurishit can lead to pretty hilarious results and usually won't result in a ban if you don't soyjak post.
Post non-Japanese and/or non-anime weebshit, such as gook/chink comics, fanart of characters from chink/gook gacha games[stop pretending that gacha isn't gambling], and other types of subtly off-topic media that triggers these faggot weeaboos[just lurk and you'll know]. Vehemently insist that gook/chink weebshit is better than Japanese weebshit.
Try and incite sub vs. dub arguments in unrelated threads. Defend translators putting in buzzwords or memes when they aren't necessary.
Use nonsense buzzwords like "native isekai".
Post SFW ryona art in waifu threads.
The "Weekend waifu drawthread" is a breeding ground of NTR AGP troons, spam scat and gore to reach the image limit.
tl;dr /a/ fucking sucks and is dead because the jannies spend more time pruning & handing out all-board bans than actually watching anime. Even the old /tg/ nazi mod wasn't this bad.
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If you don’t want to post a ‘jak on /a/. use this
/an/ - Animals & Nature[edit | edit source]
- Make threads defending pitbulls.
- Make toadline bullies threads (even doe a significant part of /an/ agrees that they’re gemmy)
- Defend tail-cropping, declawing, debarking, and other needless cosmetic surgery that only faggots and niggers advocate for. Say that you don't need to neuter your pets.
- Tell posters on the /horse/ general that they will be Hanged, drawn, and quartered for being zoophiles.
- Try to derail threads with cat vs dog shitflinging.
- Make BBC jokes in the chicken thread.
/b/ - Random[edit | edit source]
Board that is designated as "Random" but is nowadays just filled with pedomaxxed Epsteincels reposting loli threads, shota breads, trannies, sissy hypno and interracial porn. Despite being 'random" the board is mainly porn threads and literal spambots. Jannies are too busy jerking each others' nanopenises off instead of actually making the "random" board look anything like it did back when /b/ was good (i.e. never).
Occasionally you can troll those rare human coomers by dumping the "wrong" fetish, such as scat WEBMs in a thread about sissies and femboys.
More classical methods of trolling can be to spam spiderman[1] memes on loli and shota threads and the naked banana[2] on ylyl threads, you can find images to spam on the KYM pages. Spamming a single set of unrelated images until image cap is reached is generally a good way of trolling on /b/, you can also spam troonjaks on trap threads.
/b/ also has a schizo (or a group of them) commonly referred as "animaterr man" who spams "Andy Sixx's log of shit" meme and has a YouTube channel dedicated to it. If someone insults animaterr and his beloved meme, he usually calls this user "logless shill" or "Eustace"(portrayed as Eustace Bagge from Courage the Cowardly dog). Impersonating animaterr man causes 4cucks to have a serious mental breakdown.
Posting about trannies is also a good way to get replies. Racebait threads in general also work, although this board is usually best forgotten because it's just a porn dump.
/co/ - Comics & Cartoons[edit | edit source]
Modern cartoons are made by loser 30+ snake people for other loser snake people, and not children. Your average head producer of any popular cartoon is probably a kike and their social media will be filled with leftist insanity. Blame /pol/ for the presence of politics and not the people actually injecting it. /co/ in general is filled with people who consume goyslop capeshit media, so they aren't intelligent. Argue some extremist position with cited studies and you will cause other posters to crack spectacularly (including the janny).
Post screencaps of articles about manga selling more than comics in the west and tell /co/ users how anime is superior. Post a random screencap of a character from big mouth or post some shitty fan animaton then try to compare it to some big budget anime movie.
Try to find the namefag "Guy" and remind him that he's a complete loser that will never amount to anything in life. Ask him why he raped his niece.
Post Homestuck threads.
Post Smiling Friends threads, there is like 10 schizos on /co/ that absolutely despise the show for some reason.
Aggressively shill race-swapping popular characters. Say that Miles Morales is a better character than Peter Parker. Tell people who don't want to watch tranny shows to watch something else. Guaranteed rage. Say that we are in the "golden age" of entertainment. Applies to /tv/ as well.
Skibidipost, especially in relation to other 3d and 2d animated shows that /co/ fawns over such as Steven Universe or Digital Circus. Insist that skibidi toilet is vastly superior to the aforementioned shows, using as much zoomer slang as possible to rile up oldfags.
Call any character that moves fast a "speedster".
Aggressively shill or bash Hazbin Hotel. Claim that Vivziepoop is actually an expert writer and that only people who also have written shows can criticize her work. Guaranteed seethe.
When criticizing Hazbin, posture as a twitterfag and complain about le heckin problematic depictions of muh SA. If you want even better results, imitate the arguments and typing style of notorious twitter users that obsessively bash the show. If people identify the user you are LARPing as, throw a fit and say that they "doxed" you.
Make concern troll posts and/or threads complaing about the current state of western animation/comics and whine about how the board is dying, post 4stats graphs to back up your claims.
/g/ - Technology[edit | edit source]
- Pretend to be Jay Louis Irwin and either post anti-Linux shit or pretentiously shill Apple products. Do both if you feel like being a doublenigger. Bait people into saying Jay Louis Irwin's full name to get them banned. Routinely bump your own troll threads whenever they hit page 9 or 10.
- Use Discord code block syntax while shilling meme programming languages.
- Post e-celeb shills that pertain either to Linux, building computers, web development or anything that would bring mainstream attention to the board's pedoshit. Insist that Linux is an operating system made for Nazi pedophiles, or that privacy is for schizos.
- Post links and screenshots to Reddit. Literally just reply "And? Reddit is based" when someone tells you to go back.
- Advocate for obvious chinkshit as though it were just as good as whatever it's ripping off (this also works on /v/ but there's more material for it on /g/)
- Aggressively shill soyware, especially those from Red Hat and Canonical, such as GNOME, PipeWire, Wayland, snap, systemd, dbus, Rust, Hare, etc.
- If you notice other posters shilling them, call them trannies but refuse to give further arguments.
- Discuss laptop stickers.
- Go to general threads and shill a particular brand or device on cooldown. Make sure your posts are made within 1 minute of each other to piss off anyone who notices.
- Pretend you're doing damage control in the most obnoxious way possible when you get called out for samefagging.
- Tell them to take their meds.
- Literally just bait the resident underage iToddler in /spg/ (smartphone thread) for a guaranteed (You) farm. He easily bites low quality bait posts with loaded questions like "Why does the resident iToddler love AirDropping tranny child porn to other students in his middle school?".
- Go into the AI chatbot generals and act like a complete newfag who has no idea what he is doing, post screencaps from c.ai chats. Post AI-generated replies.
- Post chinkshit outside of it's general and lawd as if it was the greast piece thing since sliced bread, accuse people that that don't like chinkshit of being mutts and glowies, you've succeeded if the local schizo starts spamming hundreds of CCTV camera webms from China.
- Shill against AI, claim that it has plateaued already and all development will cease once the bubble bursts.
While those methods generate a bit of seethe, you can get them really riled up if you bring up how Windows is still super functional as well as running one (1) Github debloat script or insist how big corporations are improving Linux and other GPL-related software. You can also bring up Windows LTSC for this. The same goes for how you can just get a Nokia dumbphone with a SIM card you picked up off the streets and move on with your life instead of spending $2000 on a shitty smartphone. It doesn't take effort to bait retarded /g/roomers really.
/h/ - Hentai[edit | edit source]
One of the 'cuck's worst and most brainrotting boards, since it's all but confirmed that the /h/ moderators explicitly let 'cordtrannies fill the catalog with raceplay and cuckoldry threads. Don't go here unless you are willing to subject yourself to gooner brainrot.
Just go to the Sad Panda general (sometimes named SDPND) and insist that Chinese and Korean people are responsible for all the cuckshit on their favourite tranime porn sites such as Sad Panda, Anchira, nhentai, ect. Ensured to rile up a resident chink who defends cuckshit. Aggressively shill FAKKU and call any who disagrees with you a retarded poorfag.
Shit up NTR/NTS and raceplay threads including /QoS/, either by trolling, 'emming 'er up, or simply by spamming images of popular female tranime characters enjoying white cocks. It can be AI-generated but it must be in tranime style so that trannyjannies have less grounds to ban you on. For NTR/NTS threads, say they should merge with the /QoS/ thread (and vice versa) because these threads have the same content and posters. Extra seethe if you do it after spamming the thread.
/his/ - History & Humanities[edit | edit source]
Post like you would on /pol/ and you will get every /his/torian seething. Constantly correlate history with current hot button topics or news.
Try to relate every possible topic to the Holocaust (be sure to post specific estimates of jews burned.) Relate all losses, suffering, casualties, bad things happening to anyone, etc. to the 66 trillion jews who died, then insist the jews suffered worse. Call Jesus a Jew.
Mentioning and supporting any "alternative historian" like Graham Hancock and the Ancient Aliens guys is guaranteed to double the size of a thread just with the flame war it causes, even more so if you use facebook boomer tier "infographs" to defend your position. Claim that aliens built the pyramids. When anyone tries to correct you, pull some bullshit equation out of your ass to try and make them disprove it while calling them sheeple and unenlightened. Aggressively shill flat earth theory (works on /x/, /pol/, /sci/, any board that relates to the real world).
Call Romans and Greeks faggots. Say that Rome was the beginning of globohomo. Call any civilization, religion, empire or ethnic group you don't like trannies or incels. Post about Elagabalus, the openly transgender Roman Emperor in Rome threads. Call Romans and Greeks pedophiles, you've succeeded if a Rome/Greekaboo tries to convice you that fucking little boys isn't pedophilia.
Post about the race of indo-europeans. It doesn't matter if you post about them being white, pajeets, chinks, it will make someone angry. Mention haplogroups. Talk about how your ancestors raped the ancestors of an ethnic group you don't like. Call anyone you disagree with a pajeet. Call anyone whose skin color isn't as white as snow a pajeet. Post Nation of Islam tier infographics claiming that [important historical figure] was black, no matter how absurd or outlandish.
Claim that America is the most successful nation in history because of diversity. Guaranteed seethe. Claim that the Soviet Union lifted millions out of poverty and defeated the most evil empire in history.
Also religion-related flamebait is always a good option.
/ic/ - Artwork/Critique[edit | edit source]
Main article: /ic/ trolling tactics
/jp/ - Otaku Culture[edit | edit source]
Still infested with vtumor threads. For those, troll as you would on /vt/. Expect to be banned quickly. If you want to make the jannies seethe instead, literally just post the feedback link (https://4chan.org/feedback).
There's an insanely active Hololive general thread that people will post in until it force-archives at 1500 posts, filled with schizos you can bait and troll until the end of time. If you have a working VPN and/or several SIM cards that aren't rangebanned, wait until it hits bump limit, bump all the other threads until it falls off page 10, then kill it by creating a 2hu thread. You'll need a lot of time and autism for this; /jp/ is an excruciatingly slow board and usual posters sometimes even sage to reduce catalog churning, so you will probably have to bump all of the threads yourself. Once you pull it off, mass confusion, turboseethe and a swift rangeban are guaranteed. Several people will make new threads at the same time, so you'll end up indirectly killing some 2hu threads as well. This method was abused so often by a turbo retard that you can't bump /jp/ threads on page 9 and below anymore on certain IP ranges[it just was, ok?]. See Ban evasion.
Go into the untranslated visual novel thread and post screenshots of translated visual novels. Post about how Subahibi[whatever the fuck that is] is the best work of literature you've ever read and how it changed your life.
Tell them how weeb culture will die in the coming decades as the Japanese populaion decreases and how the Japanese government will be forced to bring in brown migrants from Nepal and Bangladesh.
/k/ - Weapons[edit | edit source]
Aggressively shill on behalf of Ukraine or Russia, or if you prefer the sandbox, Israel or Palestine. /k/ is astroturfed as fuck by paid agents to make you want to support Ukraine, but the people they hired to do it are so bad at their jobs that it's essentially the same thing as flooding/trolling, so imitate them or be a pro-Russian contrarian. Behave as if you were watching your favorite football team, insult the other team, and disapprove of any of their arguments by calling them names. Stuff like "shut up vatnik" or "kys holol shill" are perfect. Post pictures of Nikocado Avocado in Ukraine threads. Use ones that have guns in them so that your post will stay up longer before janny inevitably deletes it.
Small note: Ukrainian shills are more active meaning videos showing Ukrainian deaths are removed quickly.
Highball the technological advancements of Russia to a comical degree, claiming that their weaponry is vastly superior to that of NATO. This also works for China. Posting about Chinese hardware, weapons or updates will piss them off greatly and give you a chance to derail the thread into US-China shitflinging. Advocate for Turkish-made anything in any general thread. Post about Russian or Chinese military hardware with classic /k/ openers such as "Do you like planes?" or "Is precision bombing good for you?"; this will drive them mad and get them to accuse you of being armatard.
Countries that will always generate seethe on /k/ when talking about their weapons/military equipment:
LARP as an underage retard with basic questions & with firearm knowledge limited to movies and videogames. Glowpost, mention red and black liquens (from Tom Bedlam's homegrown stock®). "zappers" or maybe even "planet dirt". Insist that the Rhodesians were losers & their white daughters got the BBC by force. This works especially well because it actually happened. South African history is a blackpilled racebaiter's dream.
Making threads shitting on the US army, with pics of mutilated or dead veterans/soldiers or US ZOG troopers parading with pride flags is also guaranteed (short-lived albeit) seethe. Depending on who you want to troll, use videos where death and suffering is shown, the more gruesome the better. Don't forget to add small comments like "haha roasted ukie pigs burning" or " zigger death".
It's very easy to generate seethe by posting destroyed western military hardware; pictures and videos of Bradleys, Leopards, British Challengers and Abrams destroyed by Russian forces in Ukraine will always cause a massive meltdown that may end in gore spam.
Shill for anti-gun politicians or the ATF and call anyone who doesn't "FSB zigger shills", this often causes ZOGfags to infight over if it's patriotic or not to be against gun control and the ATF, remember to post images of the Waco siege.
Aggressively shit on the Warrior IFV and talk about how the Bradley IFV is the greatest IFV ever created, if you're lucky you'll trigger the resident schizo that accuses anyone that dislikes the Warrior and likes the Bradley of being "warriortard".
Grandstand the amount of damage certain calibers can cause. Repeat American democrat talking points about the dangers of the AR-15. Post anything about Challenger tanks.
Go into new threads that have absolutely nothing to do with Ukraine and ask "what blew up?".
/lgbt/ - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, & Transgender[edit | edit source]
i dont think this one needs to be explained Fags and dykes all hate trannies. Casually liken trannies to fags/dykes while insisting you are a fag or dyke. Insist on comradery with even the most repulsive elements of troonism. Alternatively, try to 'gatekeep' transgenderism as much as possible. LARP as a deeply religious closeted tranny who prayed ze gay away
Everyone hates bisexuals since "they aren't really gay", so posting your opinion as one is guaranteed to get (You)s.
Concern troll as a reined-in homosexual who doesn't understand the need for pride parades, gay marriage, etc. Faggots constantly yearn for validation. Suggesting they don't need something is guaranteed replies.
Post edited pictures of Cado in tranny threads as though you were posting selfies for your fellow mentally-ill freaks to rate and gossip about. Post pictures of drag queens being creepy near children with no context and watch them squirm and writhe to try and defend it. Post pictures of real women and claim they're trans. Immediate jealous seethe from actual trannies.
Remind trannies that they will never look like the anime girls they post and in real life are hideous freaks.
The one thing trannies love to do more than anything in their threads is vomit-inducing fetish roleplay / flirting. As such, derailing these E-orgies is sure to cause seethe among the populace. Any time a tranny posts xheir cord ID or an unsee.cc link, report it to janny for camwhoring.
Post the following trvthNVKES:
- A neovagina lubricates based off of how long it has been since you have eaten, not your arousal.
- Hormone blockers impede the development of the pelvis and can lead to immobility at a much earlier age.
- It's common to get ingrown hairs in your neovagina/neophallus.
- Most trans ""women"" comment of their vagina smelling extremely foul.
- Trannies have to wear pads because of a mix of puss and blood discharge that leaks from their """vagina""" that comes in a range of colors such as yellow, orange, red and sometimes even green.
- Axewound surgery requires constant medical examination for up to 10 years or more. If you live in the USA, this is financially-ruining and doctors do it knowingly because they can siphon money from you for the rest of your life.
For pooners (female-to-male troons), post these trvkes:
- Trans """men""" cannot get an erection without a pump that is implanted in their scrotum.
- Pooners have to shave the entire length of their penis including the valve, as the skin used for the whole penis has hair follicles.
/mlp/ - Pony[edit | edit source]
/mlp/ posters are mostly washed up chuds who probably haven't experienced any emotion besides nostalgia for at least 5 years. As such, even the best quality bait might fail to get the reaction you expected. /mlp/ jannies are also known for instantly deleting anything that even remotely resembles a soyjak. At least a basic understanding of the show is also required.
Here are the possible approaches you can take:
- Derailing threads is extremely effective. Even a single post can do the job if you find the right approach.
- Use Leebait pics as reaction images.
- Claim that the show wasn't that good to begin with.
- Try stealthjakkingdon't think it was tried before on this board. potentially gemmy!.
- Post this trvthnuke:
MLP:FiM Quality Chart & Hot Takes[edit | edit source]
Hey guys. I want to start a discussion by sharing this chart I made explaining my personal views of how I would divide up the eras of MLP: Friendship is Magic by quality. tone. and the staff involved. Below I will elaborate on some of my controversial opinions:
My personal season ranking is 4>2>3>1>5>7>6>9>8. I actually slightly prefer the McCarthy Era over the Faust Era overall. but I recognize the changes and I completely understand why some strongly prefer the Faust Era. I personally find both eras great in different ways. and I believe MLP didn't decline until after McCarthy and the veteran writers left.
I also understand why some really like seasons 6-9. and I did like plenty of episodes within them. I actually liked Starlight and the student 6. and I thought that the biggest issue in these seasons was how they did not use them enough. In spite of how rushed and unearned I found Starlight's initial redemption to be. I actually found her to be a likeable character after that for the most part. Hell. the Season 6 finale is one of my favorite episodes. I just wish she had more screen time. a more in depth arc. and more interactions with the other characters.
I found the student 6 to be likeable. a breath of fresh air for the show. and they had a lot of potential. Hearth's Warming Eve was a wonderful episode proving this. However. I thought Seasons 8 & 9 squandered them with a nonsensical concept and barely using them. The Friendship School made no sense. The mane 6 had busy lives already and should have not been teachers. let alone the ONLY teachers. Having friendship being some academic thing that requires several classes to be taught is really weird. since friendship is developed mainly through experience. Celestia didn't teach Twilight friendship. she had her practically learn it. The school should have been a normal boarding school with educational classes taught by actual teachers. It can be still a friendship school by just having all these different species there interacting and being taught good values.
The student six themselves got very little development. only having a few episodes starring them. This was a true shame. since they were fresh and interesting characters providing something new to the show. while all of the established characters were so played out by this point. I fully believe that the student six should have been the main characters in these seasons. If the show would have been willing to fully commit to its new concepts. I would have respected the hell out of it. and there was plenty of potential for story lines featuring these characters. Seeing their friendships grow and seeing the mane six mentor them could have made for a great two seasons. Sadly. the show wasted them. Seasons 8 & 9 were halfway stuck between trying to be unique and trying to be more of the same. and they fail in both of these departments in my opinion.
/mu/ - Music[edit | edit source]
- Posting "Dude is that *X Band*? Turn that shit way up my guy!" with a 'son seems to work. Also Christgau.
- Post anything about Trout Mask Replica.
- Jefre Cantu-Ledesma.
- Defend Spotify. Call traditional methods of downloading music like SoulSeeker overly complicated boomershit.
- Post a thread with the text ">woman sings about depression" with a picture of the joker laughing. Call any famous album you don't like emotionally dishonest.
- Either aggressively hate or defend The Beatles.
- Make a thread about John Lennon beating his wife.
- Claim that Frank Zappa invented prog rock.
- Call Michael Gira a trust fund kid.
- Post about punk in the metal general.
- Post about pop punk in the metal general.
- Post about emo in the metal general.
- Post about Weezer in the metal general.
- Either aggressively hate or defend black metal.
- Make a thread about how you don't get a famous and critically acclaimed album and how it's fans are only pretending to like it. Call /mu/core reddit.
- Call any music with guitars boomer garbage.
- Post twitter or tiktok screenshots of zoomers saying retarded shit about music.
- Act like a zoomer wigger.
- Bring up Shrek anytime Smash Mouth is mentioned.
- Bring up SpongeBob anytime Ween is mentioned.
- Either aggressively hate or defend Rap music and whatever other slop zoomers are eating up with their rapidly-decaying eardrums.
- Either aggressively hate or defend Anthony Fantano.
- Every time a musician dies, post about how it was the vaccine that killed them.
- Check the Wikipedia front page for recently-deceased, obscure musicians every now and then. There will usually be one there.
- Post about Bob Dylan being a larper.
- Praise modern country music.
- Post about Kanye's rants. Either call him insane or the greatest rapper of all time. Mention the Jews.
/n/ - Transportation[edit | edit source]
- Just make threads with anything to do with urban planning, sit back, and relax (this one works even better in /pol/ , specially if you mention USA as much as possible and post that one infamous image of an american truck stop)
- Post images of wrecked vehicles of whatever type a given thread is about. Basically the equivalent of goreposting in other boards.
- uuuuh idk any other specific strategies the board is as slow as your mom anyways.
/o/ - Auto[edit | edit source]
- Shill for electric cars, public transportation, and bicycles. Explain how they are better for the environment.
- Accuse people that are shitting on Tesla of being woke trannies who hate Elon Musk, try to derail the discussion into an /pol/ tier argument.
- Shill for 15 minute cities and generally make posts and threads advocating for anti-car urban planning, link to NotJustBikes videos and r/fuckcars posts as a argument.
/pol/ - Politically Incorrect[edit | edit source]
- This is meant to be an archive for various gemmy copypastas ‘teens can spam in places like /pol/ or /leftypol/ to farm (You)s. Note that, for now, only the ‘aush copypasta is proven to get (You)s every single time (though the others do still seem to work well.) We recommend slightly changing each aspect of the ‘pastas in gemmy ways (such as changing the YouTube link to a David Thoughie video, or replacing random words with “nigger”) to see whether or not the GPT bots will still fall for the bait (they probably will).
- Alternatively, making stealth race-baiting threads also works. Or anything about women, jews etc. (that doesn't favour their "political view") Just make sure to throw some scientific/news articles here and there. For maximum effect, use an Israeli IP and use a memeflag for the OP, but stop using it somewhere down in the replies. It is a guaranteed shitstorm *if* it gains traction.
- A very easy way to always bait retards on /pol/ is making threads on why right wingers will lose a second American civil war. Bonus points if the thread image is a drone or a fighter jet.
- Support ANY e-celeb. Left, right, wignat, chuddy twitter, etc. Every single one of them will cause massive seethe, especially the more controversial ones like Nick Fuentes or Bronze Age Pervert. Bonus points if you try to shill them in a way that subtly implies you are them self posting on the website.
- Fed post in a way that won't get you banned but will still make people very suspicious. Post amerimutt gems.
- Go into the respective slavshit war threads and spam Ukrainian and Russian gore in them, /uhg/ tends to generate more seethe because /chug/ users use filters to hide gore while /uhg/ users don't.
- Go into /ptg/ and either post really good arguements against Trump in the eyes of a Natsoc (basically his support of Israel, pandering to minorities, banning of bumpstocks, broken promises, etc) or post the most retarded arguements against Trump like the nuke codes copypasta, remember to name your filenames "SHILL IMAGE, CHANGE NAME BEFORE POSTING".
- Rename your bait images, usually write it in hebrew.
- Go into pro-AI or waifubot threads and tell them how it's never coming and it will be nothing more than a glorified chatbot.
- Make BLACKED or Kara boga threads.
- Make a thread criticizing Americans. Change your proxy to an Canadian IP and type in broken Engrish so you can trick Amerimutts into thinking that you're a Canadian chink diaspora.
- Make threads about how American gun owners are no match against the American military, explain to them how they won't be able to find the addresses/families of drone/jet pilots.
- Make a thread praising Christianity or a thread shitting on Paganism. A Christian vs paganist shitflinging war will start very soon/almost immediately after your thread is made. This works almost 100% of the time,[3] (unless your post get's zero replies)
- Recommended you use Tuxler and switch to an Israeli IP so you can also falseflag and generate even more seethe. You can also try making a generic thread shilling paganism and seething about "DA CHRISTCUUUUUUCK" while having your Israeli proxy on. That way you'll get seething responses not only from average /pol/ users, but also from nupaganclitties accusing you of falseflagging in order to portray muh aryan religion as fake and gay. Here is an example of someone doing this: (https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/460209268/)
Copypastas[edit | edit source]
See also: Did Vaush just BTFO?
Whats funny about posting vaush 'astas is that /pol/babies (and all 4cucks) goon to the exact same material that he does, so all criticism you receive is projection.
Zimbabwe[edit | edit source]
In hindsight, was Zimbabwe an example of what South Africa should have done?
>Eradicated the KKKraKKKa colonialist farmer/elite class
This eliminated the system in which a small amount of white elites benefited at the expense of the black majority.
>Economic decline
Occurred due to the fact that the economic elite which, naturally being the elite. Had all the resources, farm equipment, education etc. They either destroyed, fled with or otherwise sabatoged Zimbabwe because they were seething clittycels. They went from mechanized farming to hoes. It would take a long time to recover. Recent drives for agricultural mechanization have yielded increases in productivity in certain farms of up to 51%!
>Period of economic instability and shock from the uprooting of one race ends, growth skyrockets
Observe the chart. Zimbabwe gained independence from rhodeSSia in 1980. Meaning GDP per capita is far FAR higher than it was in the raciSSt regime of rhodeSSia after they recovered and built black owned wealth.
All this again, with no wealth and political power disparity between blacks and whites, since there are no whites. Avoiding the racial riots and discontent that SA suffers. In this it is clear: White domination in Africa leads to riots, lynchings of white farmers, revolution etc. Black domination in Africa leads to development and racial harmony. There is no benefit for whites to even be in Africa…. So you should really be thanking the national liberation army for saving so many white lives that could have been lost to murder like in SA. They made them leave to save BOTH the African AND the white.
Let's examine South Africa more closely, in which the black population is still economically disadvantaged due to the weak will of the ANC. Whites own most of the land are wealthier, benefiting completely from the era of apartheid. This would all be eradicated if the ANC just swallowed the white genocide pill, as hard as it may be to do so.
Think hard, and answer honestly. /pol/ bros… Were we wrong about Zimbabwe?
>B-BUT MUH /POL/ WEBM ABOUT LE NIGGERS BEGGING WHITE FARMERS TO COME BACK!!!!
A symbolic reconciliatory gesture done by the post Mugabe government. Whites make up less than 1% of the population and a similar percentage of land owned. The 99% of landowners are still BLACK.
>Y-YOURE A KIKE!
Delusional ad hominem.
>Y-YOURE HECKING ANTI-WHITE
Delusional ad hominem.
>M-MUH FAMINE!
Explained further up. Wipe your tears and read the whole post.
>W-We killed more hecking niggers in da war
Irrelevant. But to entertain this idea: Rhodesia suffered a casualty rate of 100%. They lost their entire army because they lost the war. Their country was dissolved and they all were either slaughtered or fled back to whatever anglosphere country. Which they could at literally any time during the war."Their" homes were forfeit and they were wiped out.
>TH-THEY COULDVE PEACEFULLY COEXISTED AND LET POWER BE HANDED OVER SLOWLY!
This is what was tried in South Africa. Look how their race disparities are still prevalent. There is no solution other than the final one. Whites must leave or be killed.
Trans Woman of Color here[edit | edit source]
Ok I've had enough...
Trans woman of color here. Before I say what I'm about to say I'd just like to make it clear that I never post here, mainly due to the fact that interacting with so called "4chan culture" is quite disheartening. So I'm going to say this as clearly and efficiently as possible.
Fuck. All. Of. You.
There, I said it. If you'd like an explanation, all you have to do is look at your own behavior, and understand how it effects the world around you. As a trans woman I feel the deep rooted forces of oppression you sick fucks emanate every day of my life. The shit I have to go through to please disgusting individuals such as yourselves. It doesnt help that I'm a woman of color. So on top of that, I have to deal with the fucking systemic racism YOU and YOUR people started and continue to promote. My life is a living hell because of you people. But that's not why I hate you. Oh not even close sweetie.
The problem lies with YOU. Your behavior is so sickening. I know most of you are white men and so bigotry comes naturally, but you make no attempt to hide it. No attempt to better yourselves or the world around you. And no attempt to soothe the scars caused by you sick fucks. Your treatment of others is ugly.
"Durr nigger. Durrr tranny. Durr fag. Durr cunt. Durr durr durr durrrrr look at me I'm a nazi haha doesnt this make me so quirky and a free thinker durrr"
Sorry, not sorry. You're just getting what you put out. You constantly berate the disenfranchised and the unfortunate. Using your privilege as some sort of pedestal. You think you're better than me and my community when you're not. You're the scum of the earth. I hope you all rot in hell....
HasanAbi[edit | edit source]
What is it about HasanAbi that makes chuds seethe so much? Is it envy?
>One of the biggest streamers
>1.1 million subscribers on YouTube alone
>Twice that many followers on Twitch
>Regularly pulls in 500 thousand views on his Twitch streams
>A whole army of intelligent zoomers soon to vote in the next elections
It is clear that Communism is on the rise. far faster than your incel ideology ever will be.
>More than half of zoomers embrace socialism more than capitalism
Clearly the people have spoken. and they have spoken for communism.
To add more salt in the wounds of the salty chuds… did Hasan just BTFO all the chud's great replacement bullshit?
>Dismantles arguments about how Jews are in charge of it all
>Dismantles that race even exists and is a social construct
>Explains how mainstream media virtue signals to them and how their ideas aren't that niche and obscure
>Explains the entire history of the concept of race
>How Capitalism oppresses black people more then white people because that's what billionaires and the bourgeoisie wants
>Explains how anti-semitism is the fools populism
How do (You) refute all these arguments? He literally actually has the brain to back his arguments up instead of the chud "MUH JOOOOOS"
>inb4 sage
>inb4 people bring up Hitler or some dumb shit
>inb4 someone says whites are superior because 13/50 or some dumb shit like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQikPmIdYyQ
Actually refute his arguments... I'll wait.
Chud’s worst fear[edit | edit source]
The worst fear of edgy /pol/faced rightoids is being mocked as impotent.
They're immunized against most insults; ugly. fat. evil. monstrous. degenerate - even failsons. They can shrug it all off.
The /pol/face meme on the other hand acts on their deepest fears. Their pathological sense of inadequacy. impotence and fear of emasculation that informs their worldview.
It's okay to be ugly. undesirable. even a cum-guzzling diaper-scat bottom-furry. As long as - deep down - they're feared.
They're okay with being ignored. denounced. even mocked. But they can't stand being laughed at as impotent and powerless. It's many times worse than being ignored or mocked in other ways.
It's like the incel fear that women will laugh at them. It's not the rejection itself. it's having their deep seated self-loathing and impotence publicly acknowledged by the Other.
Specifically: The fear of being perceived as powerless is greater than the actual fear of being powerless.
Liberals of course play right into this by portraying rightoids (including /pol/faced mass shooters) as a terrifying unstoppable evil that should be feared by the masses. Something they get off to. Every. Time.
/pol/ has been mocked for years. going back to the 7+1chan days. So far nothing stuck. Leaders exposed as zionists and pedophiles? Nothing. Furries and Nazis in drag? Nothing. Hypocrisy? Statistics? Actually existing white genocide by rightoids? Nothing.
The /pol/face though made them melt down within 24 hours. To be the point they've spend days spamming with thousands of IPs to prove how "not mad" they are. (Mind that they've never done this before)
And before you say "words words words" or "da left cant meeem" here's a TLDR: You're impotent. inadequate. powerless. And deep down you know it.
America has one of the HIGHEST murder rates in the world because of guns.[edit | edit source]
America has one of the HIGHEST murder rates in the world because of guns. You practically hear some kind of mass shooting happening in the USA on a daily basis. We even witnessed 10 innocent people killed by some deranged 4channer with an assault rifle in Buffalo, NY. If I were you, I wouldn't feel safe walking outside knowing there are psychos out there who are capable of pulling the trigger on a whim.
>Inb4 your a pussy
I am a veteran (a former Air Force combatant stationed in Camp Rogain, to be exact), so I have both the authority and experience to talk about this. My grandfather also fought for your freedoms by storming the beaches of Normandy. You dickless losers should watch your mouth when talking to me
>Inb4 but what about muh Second Amendment
Let's face it, us ordinary folks don't need highly lethal automatic weapons of war, such as the AR-15. And the Founding Fathers never had automatic weapons in mind when they drafted the constitution. They meant less lethal Wild West shit like black powder muskets and swords.
>Inb4 but what about muh self defence
There are highly effective and specialized martial arts out there fit for that very purpose, such as Krav Maga, Systema, and Wing Chun. As a BJJ blue belt myself, if someone were to mug me on the streets, I could easily just subdue him with a triangle choke and put the assailant to sleep. Strive to become like me. There is simply NO need to murder someone when defending yourself.
So tell me again, why are y'all against gun control?
Trumpfags Copypasta[edit | edit source]
Trumpfags vote against their own economic interests.
that's it. that's the copypasta.
Recently this snappy one-liner has been making its rounds around 4chan with an unbeatable effort-to-(You) ratio.[4] Because a large percent of Americans who voted for Donald Trump did so for his stance on America-first economics, the unsubstantiated statement (best paired with a mass reply) offers an undeniable bait. You can spice it up, but be wary of straying too far from the golden formula.
Leftypol Bait[edit | edit source]
Did Mike Enoch just BTFO all of leftypol's race denial bullshit?
https://therightstuff.biz/2022/11/23/tds971/
>Dismantles arguments about poverty causing crime
>Dismantles the idea that there wasn't enough time for iq differences to evolve
>Explains how the mainstream media is run by jews who push race denial so they can outcompete whites
>Explains the entire history of the concept of race
>How capitalism oppresses white people by importing nonwhites and using them to break up unions and lower wages
>Explains how marxism is the fools socialism
How do (You) refute all these arguments? He literally actually has the brain to back his arguments up instead of just "MUH CHUUUDS"
>inb4 sage
>inb4 people bring up Lewontin or some dumb shit
>inb4 someone says nonwhites are superior because tbp or some dumb shit like that
Actually refute his arguments... I'll wait.
/pw/ - Professional Wrestling[edit | edit source]
There is no way to troll this board because it's perfect, and it's perfect because it is nothing but troll threads.
It used to be possible to get a 300-post thread by simply posting Jim Cornette's proposed WWF/WCW Invasion supercard and asking "give me one reason why this wouldn't work?" However, the board now consists entirely of schizophrenics and Indians who are actually emotionally invested in men pretending to fight and thus the board is untrollable.
/qa/ - Question & Answer[edit | edit source]
Just criticize soyjaks or anything pertaining to /qa/ culture. it's so fucking over
/soc/ - Cams & Meetups[edit | edit source]
Post fake tags in brimcord/snap/kik threads. Make sure to mention how you're a woman too. Post in 'rate me' threads with IRL photos of 'famous' arty users like Lee or Sobot. Make threads complaining about NSFW on the board. Make threads complaining about how the board has gone to shit. When a general is about to die, post a new one, and make sure to put a well-hidden stealthjak in it to eventually reveal once it hits a certain number of replies. Post IDs are enabled on /soc/, so if you wish to samefag, use different IPs. Alternatively, message /soc/ users, and catfish/harass/troll them. Make sure to report them for being le hecking unwholesomerinoo when they use the nigger word on places like discoal (even though using 'cord will make you a nigger yourself). On /soc/, the 'cuck's mask of being the le based anonymous site is taken off, and you can see the site for what it really is; a shitter clone. As such, particularly juicy targets to troll include the troons who post in rate me and LGBT discoal threads, any faggot who says that xey are a "F" in xer posts, bonus points for them mentioning troon shit like nightcore or anything from le 2000s, and the retards who post in mental illness threads (go figure).
/tg/ - Traditional Games[edit | edit source]
Aggressively hate or defend D&D 5E. Answer every question, no matter how unrelated with "Have you tried not playing DND?". Say that D&D 5E can be used for any setting, no matter the technology level. Defend the concept of Combat Wheelchairs. Bring up "historical realism" in fantasy threads. Bring up guns in fantasy threads. Accuse anyone and everyone of forcing politics into games or being from /pol/.
Say that all magic must be esoteric beyond any ability to understand it, and that if your magic has rules of any kind that means its a shitty magic system.
Defend Games Workshop's price tags for models and paints. Defend the concept of female space marines, and say that there isn't any meaningful lore that states why they couldn't exist. Call anyone who disagrees a sexist/misogynist. Accuse people of being from r/Sigmarxism.
In OSR threads, incite flamewars about what does or does not constitute an OSR game. Post about MÖRK BORG. Guaranteed rage.
/tv/ - Television & Film[edit | edit source]
Make BBC jokes in the /who/ (doctor who general) thread (bonus point if you creatively make an innuendo with the other BBC) or impersonate the local schizo who copies walls of text from previous /who/ threads and R9K /britfeel/ threads and somehow never gets banned by the jannies.[5]
Make threads about Hunter Schafer (famous tranny) and say he's gonna be the star in any upcoming movie.
Post marvelslop, accuse others of being soyboys, say they'll watch it anyway. Say that Marvel movies beat DC movies because they had better source material.
Make twitter screencap threads, ideally about box office bombs or "woke" franchises. Tie everything back to contemporary politics.
Find a new popular TV show or movie and say its bad because its its "woke". Anons will try to argue with you, others will then jump in to argue with those people perceived to be defending the TV show or movie.
Call all actors pedophiles, say people shouldn't watch the films they appear in. Bring up Epstein's Island whenever possible.
Demoralize Star Wars fans Aggressively shill for the sequel films. Call Rey the best character in the series. Say that Star Wars only got popular mainstream recognition because Jay and Silent Bob referenced it in Kevin Smith movies.
Go into the cunny threads and tell them how they will all be executed or spam gore
In any threads about the upcoming Civil War movie, call everyone chuds and say that their guns can't beat the governments drone strikes. Act like a liberal or tranny.
In MDE / Sam Hyde / Fishtank threads, complain about how the thread is off topic and has nothing to do with either television or movies, and that if the jannies allow MDE threads they should also allow e-celeb threads in /tv/. Impersonate the local schizo (Channing Creager) and post about Sam's sexual exploits. Act confused about why people unironically simp for ugly women like Tayleigh and Josie (both Fishtank contestants)
/v/ - Video Games[edit | edit source]
Post vidya butts. (this isn't good trolling doe. it just makes jannies instantly delete your thread and most /v/ users seem to like the vidya butts spammer)
Pretend to really like Sony or the Playstation 4/5. Insist anyone who doesn't agree is a chud/Trump voter/leftist/supports Russia/etc. Basically LARP as a modern day Chad Warden but with more mutt politics. Remember to post yellow playstation 'jaks.
Post low quality screenshots from Twitter with non sequitur text. Guaranteed three-digit reply count. Also works with ResetERA.
Todd Howard post. Insist that the later Fallout games were good. Post screenshots of plus-size BIPOC NPCs in Starfield, bonus points if their eyes are glitching.
ALWAYS PLAY BOTH SIDES.
Post threads about how le heckin ESG is desexualizing their female anime characters (half of which are underage). Post east vs west female character design bait. Start shitflinging about the ethnicities of video game characters. Enter one of the dime-a-dozen waifu softcore dumps, and drastically lower the thread image limit by spamming pics of something else. Popular waifus (Peach, Samus, 2B, etc.) have loads of fetish art of them shitting in diapers for example. Spam feet threads with foot fetish soyjaks.
Call out posters on their porn addiction. Reply to waifu threads with the easypeasymethod and similar resources against porn addiction. LARP as a puritan and call anyone who shows any attraction to anything a degenerate.
Call anyone who posts about how there aren't any non-ugly women in AAA games now a terminally online gooner who doesn't know what actual women look like. Act like a turbo libtard in your replies to posters who bit your bait.
Aggressively praise known kusoge such as Fallout 3. Insist Metal Gear Solid 4 (for example) was way better than all of the prior games. Bring up Dark Souls 2. Spam extremely low quality threads praising Pizza Tower.
Say that Doom Eternal is the best boomer shooter. Call any poster who disagrees with you "grandpa".
Call N64 textures muddy and blurry, and N64 environments foggy and stuttery. Tendie seethe guaranteed.
Remind pedophiles they will hang.
In "culture war" threads, (threads that have fuck all to do with the actual game in question and is just a thinly disguised platform for political flamewars) pretend to be a leftist/tranny. Oppose any common points of the "chuds". This doesn't have to be actually valid arguments; just attacking their identity and beliefs have a 100% success rate no matter what. Gloat about how chuds are losing the culture war.
Call Bridget a woman/cute transgirl in any Guilty Gear thread.
Post soyjak edits of popular /v/ mspaint comics in "LOL" threads.
/vg/ - Video Game Generals[edit | edit source]
With anything where the same topic is regurgitated over and over again ad infinitum, the user base on /vg/ is extremely autistic and tribalistic. To troll them spread drama between different generals and raid them while pretending to be from another general or from /v/.
If there's an argument going on about a namefag or avatarfag, play both sides. If most of the thread is against the namefag, support them unconditionally. If most of the thread supports them, do the opposite. Namefags, if present, almost always respond when addressed (because they are attention whores), and tend to trust anyone that is slightly charitable towards them. Use this to your advantage by having namefags pollute the thread along with you.
Defend niggerlicious visual novel translations that are ridden with mutt zoomerspeak, insisting that they make the characters better and the story more approachable to the worldwide audience.
Avatarfags impulsively use the same images in every new general thread, usually as part of an extensive post history. If you like, you can research them by looking up their avatars on the 'chives. By observing matching filenames, dimensions and MD5-hashes, you can order the 'za if they revealed too much about themselves in the past. Tripfags can be tracked in the same way, so you should always encourage other posters to become tripfags to this end.
Pretend to be a namefag or avatarfag by stealing their images and mimicking their typing style. Remember to use their original filenames and MD5-hashes to make it even more convincing. The namefag may try to preempt your false flag by posting immediately after you (before your cooldown is up), so use this tactic sparingly or when the namefag is not currently in the thread. If it's a tripfag, copy the name portion exactly so that when other posters filter your name, they also filter the real tripfag's posts.
Some generals have drawfags that will come around sometimes and take art requests from people. Pretend to be a drawfag and offer to take requests. Don't fulfill any of them. Bonus points if you specifically mention that you're taking NSFW requests and all the users give you weird fucked up fetish requests that are promptly ignored. When a real drawfag shows up, spam them with troll requests.
Many posters use catbox.moe to share certain images with their thread buddies. Sometimes they'll post a few catbox links grouped together without any context, and most users will instinctively click on them expecting to see porn. Upload shock images such as the 'slot to catbox and post them unprompted. You can be even more convincing by saving a few actual porn links and placing them first in a series of links to trick them.
Report anyone, especially namefags, for being off-topic when they're discussing something other than what the thread is about. This works best in generals with games that haven't had much content for a long time, as there are obviously less on-topic things to talk about. Make sure to report these posts on an IP that hasn't received many bans, as jannies are known to ignore IPs that have been banned multiple times. Jannies are more likely to respond to reports if it's a long-worded post, which can easily be farmed with political and namefag drama.
Use deleted posts by the jannies as fuel for more drama. You can intentionally get your own posts deleted while pretending to be a namefag/avatarfag, or while playing a certain side, for example. Screenshot and cherrypick embarrassing posts and repost them at every opportunity, especially if related to a prominent namefag.
Threads can be autosaged or sent to /trash/ by jannies if you spam them with porn hard enough. It's uncommon, but possible if you're dedicated or have other people helping you.
Tell gachaniggers to go to /vmg/ where their cashgrab mobileslop games belong.
/5N@F/ - Five Nights at Freddy's General[edit | edit source]
The place is dead with only about 100 posts per day so trolling there usually won't produce fast results. Anyway, just say that Scott Cawthon deserved to be doxed for being a racist homophobic transphobic Trump supporting nazi fascist that wants to kill all genderqueer folx (he donated some money to Trump a few years ago). Also shill FNAC.
/fog/ - Fallout General[edit | edit source]
Criticize Fallout: New Vegas. Call it terrible, call it a game made for trannies, call it a game made for redditors, say that it's badly coded and buggy, say that the story is badly written, say that Fallout 3 is better, say that Fallout 4 is better, say that the gameplay is clunky and difficult, say that the leveling system is badly designed, say that the concept of item durability is annoying, say that it has some of the worst RPG mechanics in the series, say that the factions are poorly designed, say that Caesar's Legion is comically evil, say that people only like it because they don't like Bethesda, say that if a game needs mods to be good, it's not a good game, and say that the graphics make your eyes hurt and are much worse than other games released at and before it's time.
Tell people that post their OCs made with porn mods to leave and that they've ruined the general.
Praise the Fallout TV show, say that it's undeniably canon.
just say that their general should be called /fag/ geg
/mcg/ and /mmcg/ - Minecraft generals[edit | edit source]
Aggressively hate or defend new versions of the game
Post a reminder that C418 was replaced by a troon
Defend or hate on jappa textures
Pretend to be 12 years old and ask the simplest questions, like how to download a modpack.
/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General[edit | edit source]
Praise Valve for keeping the game alive and defend Valve by saying that TF2 doesn't have enough active players to warrant a major update.
Defend bot hosters for uniting the community or something like that.
Call the kunai unfair and broken for guaranteed seethe from Spy mains. They'll sometimes try to deboonk you by writing entire essays that boil down to muh spy being skill-based or whatever.
Post links to memes from r/tf2shitposterclub, a subreddit that has, like every other subreddit at this point, been hijacked by trannies.
Call fempyro posters coomers. Call them trannies. Call any coomer a tranny. Just complain about coomers, especially those that post fempyro.
Randomly call a cosmetic (works best on Pyro) "trans-coded"
Praise the vaccinator.
Bring up Zesty Jesus.
/utg/ - Undertale-Deltarune General[edit | edit source]
/utg/ has been left a wasteland by a severe lack of content combined with raids from at least one Discoal server, /v/, a leebaiter, and even a soyteen or two. The remaining 10 or so users that haven't fled to /trash/ are used to spam and raids and only use the general as a glorified chatroom, so there's barely even any discussion to interrupt via baiting or spam. If you want good reactions, I'd recommend raiding another general.
Praise Toby Fox. Almost everyone in the general hates him for multiple reasons, such as him being a hack that copied Earthbound, but mostly because he's being a lazy little fuck and isn't working on his game that should have been done months ago. (Sound familiar?) (Not anymore doebeit) Just compliment him or defend him in any way.
Reply to any post that seems fitting (or really any post at all) with either "Very telling" "This is huge" "We've got him now" "Careful" "Add it to the dossier" "Explain this without sounding insane" "Struck a nerve" or "What a life you lead" for guaranteed (You)s. Seriously, this works every single time.
Post any art of the character Berdly looking smug to bait the resident Nulee. Pretend to be the Nulee and complain about "Birdshit" ruining the thread because of "crowspamming" with absolutely no context while an unrelated discussion is going on. It doesn't matter if "Birdshit" is actually in the thread or not, just mention him and blame him for everything.
Bait the 30+ year old furry faggot gooner stoner Ralseifag (Usually referred to as Doomerfag) by either making fun of him for not caring about the games and only posting there because he goons to Ralsei, or by telling him to stop blogposting and to get a discord.
Bait the 31 year old thread lolcow, shitposter, and German /pol/fag "Kraut" by mentioning that he has loli images saved and how he defends loli as "just a body type". Also ask why he's a fan of Undertale despite it being one of the most trooned out games in existence. Or you could do the obvious and bait him like you'd bait any other /pol/fag, by using common left-wing, pro-Israel/Jewish, anti-Nazi and anti-Chud arguments. You can recognize him because all his filenames are gibberish and he typically posts nazi edits of characters.
Kraut and Doomerfag typically get into friendly hour-long off-topic conversations with each other about music, politics, and other boring shit. Make sure to report them for being off-topic every time this happens. They have received multiple 3-day bans for this and constantly seethe about it.
The thread is quite split on whether the characters Susie and Noelle are lesbian. The /doe/fags and /sus/fags (from the Noelle general and Susie general on /trash/ respectively) oppose them being lesbian, instead shipping them with Kris (self insert btw), but most other users either support it or are indifferent. Even the slightest mention of their possible lesbianship while the thread is active is almost guaranteed to start a thread-derailing argument.
Go full /pol/chud and complain about Toby inserting his faggot politics into his games. Specifically mention his weird obsession with lesbians and how there's an actual tranny character.
Pretend to be a /v/ tourist and complain about the game punishing you for self defense. Call people trannies if they try to deboonk you.
/vm/ - Video Games/Multiplayer[edit | edit source]
Go into the Roblox general (yes this board is undermoderated to the point where it has actual generals up for months without jannies nuking them for being general threads on a board that disallows them) and do any of the following:
- Point out that generals are forbidden on /vm/
- Make new threads when the current one isn't at bump limit yet
- Make new threads as soon as the current one hits bump limit
- Make new threads just for the sake of it, and pretend to not know what the catalog is
- Praise old roblox and say that nu-roblox is soulless corporate hell ran by uncaring admins and just used by talentless cashgrabbing hacks to print money from the parents of impulsive children.
- Praise new roblox and say that oldfags don't miss old roblox, they miss being happy, or just mention all the good things that have been added to ROBLOX while conveniently ignoring every bad update ever.
- Find some random female looking avatar and post it to the thread with the text "anyone wanna rate avatars?" or something along those lines. Guaranteed rage.
- Pretend to be an oldfag while deliberately fucking up every concievable detail that would otherwise make you seem like an authentic oldfag. When in doubt, obsess over guests and tix
You can also go into one of the 46Ϫ83Ϫ2 minecraft server ad threads and do a little trolling there:
- If the server allows cracked accounts to join, snitch to Mojang so the server owner gets slapped with a C&D. The Usage Guidelines state that server access "must only be granted to users who have a genuine paid-for version of Minecraft".
- If the server doesn't allow cracked accounts to join (4chan servers generally do), constantly bitch and moan about it in the threads until they relent. Then snitch.
/vp/ - Pokémon[edit | edit source]
Main article: /vp/ trolling tactics
/vst/ - Video Games/Strategy[edit | edit source]
To do list: do more research and peer reviewed studies on good ways to troll this board
For now you can probably just go into the starsector threads and start arguments over people using anime portraits, modded cheat ships, the RapeSector mod, etc. for guaranteed butthurt. You can also say that mechs are impractical in space due to various reasons (unnecessary external moving parts, no reason to use arms for mounting weapons when regular turrets exist, a lack of purpose for legs in space, a larger profile for what is basically a glorified fighter, etc) for extra lulz.
Also go into the xcom threads and shill for the shitty Firaxis games, especially Chimera Squad
/vt/ - Virtual YouTubers[edit | edit source]
Remember that /vt/ is 4cuck's ESL SEAnigger central. Remind them that they have the world's highest schizophrenia rate. Remind them that they're mentally ill. Also, /vt/ jannies are literal trannies and will probably ban you for the pettiest shit ever. See Ban evasion.
Every vtumor fanbase hates every other one. Make use of current happenings to sow divisiveness. For specific vtumors, you can bring up how Nyanners used to be a 4cuck and how xhe will get a Chad husband while xer fans will remain sexless virgins or some shit.
If you're too lazy to fill your brain with brain-rotting information about vbraintumors, just remind them that their favourite vtumor is cohabitating with their groomer boyfriends and the walls of her pussy is being railed to oblivion every night (use language that has a high chance to cause the reader to imagine it, such as "Vtumor A has taken kilometers of cock" (or miles since amerimutts actually know what those are) This works insanely well because it's real. Works even better if you're falseflagging as another vtumor's fan.
Encourage blood feuds. Falseflag.
Post Vtuber doxes and talk about their lives outside of Vtubering.
Post Annoying Orange as he is the first Vtuber.
Post 'ackbox gems.
/x/ - Paranormal[edit | edit source]
Unironically start calling other posters glowies and schizos. If you are clever, play both sides at the same time.
Impersonate some LARPer in his own thread and start claiming you made it up and are impressed that people got fooled by it, then fight the real OP as if he was a pretender (similar to #22 in the list above)
Deny every conspiracy theory, even the ones that have been confirmed.
Go into the /nobody/ or /tulpa/ generals and tell them how they really aren't all that special and call them schizophrenic retards.
/trash/ - Off-Topic[edit | edit source]
The worst board on all of the 'cuck. Proceed with caution if you wish to troll here.
The multiple fat fetish generals despise it when the "genres" get mixed up. Post male on female threads, furry on non-furry threads, 3d on 2d threads, ect. Bring up the associated health risks, call people into the fetish murderers or death fetishists. Post Pyrocynical's commissions. Folderdump shitty mspaint/deviantart porn. One easy way you can disrupt it is by simply making low effort threads, since most of the threads there are generals you can just push whatever's at the last page into the archive.
There are also multiple race fetish threads. You can mix the genres here too to piss people off. Bring up /pol/ talking points and infographics whenever possible. Insult whatever race is the subject of the thread, call the posters racist perverts who will never get laid. Post amerimutts. Mention the Confederacy, and say that you want slaves back so you can buy a wife. Post the "American culture is centred around niggers" copypasta. Pretend to be a black man who hates whites trying to steal his women.
In the Asian breeding thread post images of Laowhy86's wife. Say that all attractive Asian women have plastic surgery. Bring up the cursed hapa spawns that result (Elliot Rodger). Bring up the CCP. Say that North Korean girls are the hottest. Post Indian or Pakistani women and claim they count as "asian". Call the posters in the threads weebs. Mention Japan's age of consent laws, call them pedophiles. Post Thai ladyboys. Call the posters low-T faggots.
There's also /furcom/, a general where zoophiles meet, and /HMOFA/, a general about a specific fetish which highlights itself among the others due to the fact that the active users are self loathing closeted furfags who claim they're on some sort of an autistic crusade against furfags that at least had the courage to come out. Coincidentally, they also hate BBC/blacked shit more than the usual, so again, unleash your AFRICAN WARRIOR SPIRIT act like spadeson IRL and they will mald or whatever!
RP in non-RP threads. Be persistent to annoy people.
Spam art request threads with autistic, ultra-specific requests.
The [BLACKED] threads seem to be universally hated in this board so just use that to your advantage (even though when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back or however the nietzsche quote goes) < MEDS NOW
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001[edit | edit source]
Just act like you would on the 'ty. Make fun of oldcacas who use tranime reaction images and post Yotsuba. Pretend to be a tranny that is pretending to be a girl
[s4s] - Sh*t 4chan Says[edit | edit source]
- Colonize the catty with multiple IAS threads.
- Deliberately avoid checking your fortune.
- Post Swaglord's dox (Jay Louis Irwin, Age 41 (DOB: February 2nd, 1983), 132 N 5th St Apt 3a, Brooklyn, NY 11249-3259) until your IP gets banned. Then evade and do it again.
- i think it's wordfiltered THOUGH so embed it in images instead.
Other Websites[edit | edit source]
crystal.cafe[edit | edit source]
- Accuse random posters of being moids.
- Ask if you can have sex with the foids.
- Pretend to be some super masculine MtF tranny, bring up pro-trans talking points.
Discord[edit | edit source]
Report all 'cords, especially ones that advertise themselves on the 'cuck, for rule-breaking content such as hate speech to nigcord admins to get the server nuked and the accounts participating in it banned.
If someone pays for Shitcord Nitro™ or has an avatar decoration, relentlessly bully xem for spending money on a purple chatting app. Some people may heavily seethe at this, and will act like it was a worthwhile investment.
If someone in a server or direct messages makes a joke like "I'm 10" or "I'm 8" or any age that is under 13, you can go report them to Discord for being underage and their account will be banned within a matter of minutes to hours. The only way to get xer der 'cord account back after this is by submitting an appeal with an ID which some autists may do. (and sometimes the 'jeets at discord won't even acknowledge their appeal lole)
If a 'cord retard posts gore anywhere, report it for glorifying acts of violence. If someone posts some personal information about someone else (Face pics, IP addresses, Legal names, Email Addresses, Phone numbers, Physical Addresses. etc), report it for exposing private identifying information. If someone says their going to raid another server or another place, report them for raiding. Most of these will result in their discord accounts being nuked.
If you have administrator permission in a server, you can use a script to irreversibly nuke it. This method is guaranteed to cause seethe and butthurt.
Email[edit | edit source]
Put the emails of idiots who publicly share them into https://mailbait.info/run. Try doing multiple tabs for added fun.
Mailing lists like debian-user are easy targets for trolling, as they often go unmoderated, and jannies can't delete emails once they've been sent out. Simply Reply All with inflammatory bait.
jakparty.soy[edit | edit source]
Post anything pro-sharty or pro-Kuz and watch the seethe. Bonus points if you use a laughing Cobson.
In general, do anything that would be stereotyped as something that a nusharteen (aka a newGOD) would do. This includes but is not limited to self-inserting. posting any jaks made post-2022, and gossiping about sharty drama. Post jartycuck slopjaks.
Check /sharty/ for newly posted anti-sharty threads. Reply with an obvious pro sharty reply and then post the a screenshot of thread's OP to the sharty. This makes the thread look like a shitty falseflag thread and convinces the three people who use the jarty to not be the OP's personal army. - This one is inconsistent, but gemmy as fuck. Because the jarty's PPH is so low, you have to be in the right in place at the right time.
For more general sharty splinter trolling tips, steal their GETs and claim them as 'arty wins
Kiwi Farms[edit | edit source]
Bring up Null's old pedophilic chatlogs. Accuse the jannies of being subverted by trannies. Laugh at the fact their site goes down every week.
Acting like typical Gen Alpha kid will also do a lot, since most of Kiwi Farms users are oldtroons and will be mindbroken at shit like "Nah Null is a Pedo from Ohio fr 💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭"
Act like a completely retarded A-log and make personal army threads targeting random twitter users, accuse long posting users of being "sock puppet" accounts.
MediaWiki sites (Wikia, Wikipedia, etc.)[edit | edit source]
See Vandalism
rdrama[edit | edit source]
Become a janny there
Pretend to be Pro Palestine. Do this from a chuddy or leftoid perspective, it doesn't matter. rDrama is filled with unhinged Zionist rightoids who will sperg out and spam you with chud awards whenever you give them the tiniest crumb of pushback. If you get chudded, double down or switch accounts and continue the anti Israel bait. Claim that the true radical centrist position is to not care about either side of the war, and call their resident Zionists wingcucks. Chud awarding them also works.
Chudpost outside chudrama. If the jannies move your thread, delete it and repost it to the main feed.
Praise rDrama's sister site WatchPeopleDie.tv. Claim that the reason carp moved to WPD is because the userbase is better[it just is, ok?] and the site is superior with a larger userbase compared to the 'rama. Call Marsey The Cat ('rama's mascot) the WPD Cat.
Derail 'rama baitsubs. Use retarded unsubtle usernames to them like MarseyBussyHunter1488 or MarseyLovesOrangeCats or similar. It's almost guaranteed to be one of their subreddits if it starts with LoveFor, justice4 or LaughingAt, and you see usernames with Marsey, bussy, orange cat, and their account is either new or has low or negative karma.
more research needed
The Ribbit Rally[edit | edit source]
Most people on The Ribbit Rally are walking caricatures of /pol/cels who are mentally stuck in 2016, and the types that would be laughed off of 4cuck's /pol/ board, it's not difficult to bait them and have them jump at you with seething replies, as well as accusing you of being a JIDF Mossad subversion puppet, however since their jannies are chronically online 24/7 and are sleep deprived (they really spend most of their day monitoring this dead shithole lmao), your baitpost will be instantly deleted in mere seconds as they glaze their non-existent firewall system no matter how you put it, sometimes they'll be even left up but with a red text ban message.
- Post evidence of Trump being a Jewish puppet and Israel's #1 golem, guaranteed replies. (bonus points if you post the Epstein logs)
- Pretend to be a left-winger and post inflammatory statements regarding Hitler or any chuddy figure, write a 10-page paragraph essay on why Communism is good and say that anyone who opposes it will be sent to the gulag.
- Pretend to support trans rights and watch their reactions.
- Falseflag as a frogposter and post opposing opinions to that of their residents, guaranteed replies.
- Post anime or soyjaks (particularly the ones mocking Trump or MIGApede cuckservatives) on their main board and see the results. (your thread will be instantly sent to /weab/ though)
- Praise Jews and their authentic culture, guaranteed replies.
- Explain how sitting in their basement spamming frogs and going on a personal crusade against the imaginary weeaboo boogeyman they made up[6] won't restore Europe to its former glory.
- Remind them that not everyone who dislikes their precious reddit frogs or le heckin' orange Hitler is a """kike shill""" who was hired by le Shareblue or JIDF or whatever schizo shit they have in hand.
- Explain how Trump will lose again like last time.
- Pretend to support Kamala Harris, guaranteed replies.
- Post that one image of Trump kissing up the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem, guaranteed replies.
If actual Trump supporters saw all the shit they're doing in their name, they'd be embarrassed about their beliefs and shamelessly take back everything they said about Trump. In other words, it's just a cheap imitation of Frenschan with barely any redeeming quality, and a shittier one at that.
Reddit[edit | edit source]
It doesn't take much sleuthing to know what will enrage a redditor; it'll be the opposite of what is getting a lot of upvotes. Express the opposite opinion in a comment. You win the game if a redditor hoping to cash in on a voting frenzy types up a scathing take-down under your downvoted and hidden comment, just for you. This might get you one response and several downvotes.
Think you're ready for the big league? Reddit is built around decreasing the visibility of anything the lowest common denominator doesn't like. The top of a thread is a place to be contended. In a reddit thread, anything will quickly sink that isn't the fluffiest wholesome saccharine Z42 fast burn flesh heating trope abiding wholesome 100 big chungus fluff playing into expectations, so how can you force them to see it? Those who have this subtle skill consistently reap the most replies an anonymous comment can get on an average day. One has to choose a comment to reply under after a bit of estimating, which one will get your payload a free ride to the top. Redditors will downvote your bad comment, but they'll also upvote the good comment above because it's correct, thus your comment is repeatedly kept fairly visible. As new visitors of the fall into the trap, it can rack up astronomical amounts of countervoting and seethe.
Picking which comments will rise to the top takes knowledge of what gets upvoted, and can't be taught. Antagonizing in the reply works as downvotes are ineffective as we've gone over, but you should consider the potential of not giving away that you're trolling, right away. One can leave a friendly reply while dropping in questionable hints that will predictably be questioned by a few of the thousand redditors that read it. The crown of your triumph may be revealed as the skin is slowly peeled over twisted reply chains.
Reading:
- How to Enrage Redditors by LARPing as a Christian: The Definitive Guide
- u/hapydog's consistently annoying comments are the best inspiration if you want to simply rack up hundreds of downvotes.
Some general enraging opinions:
- Say anything even slightly conservative on a default subreddit
- On a shitposting subreddit with a lot of brimstone pro-troon memes posted, say something about how you don't want the subreddit to become a tranny circlejerk
- Post long rambling schizo gems
- Say that Spez and the admins aren't actually that bad and that the subreddit jannies are even worse
𝕏itter[edit | edit source]
- Agree with someone for retarded reasons.
- Reply to threads with bot bait, e.g. "My metamask wallet got hacked". This can cause dozens, if not hundreds of bots to reply to your post, boosting your reply to the top, shitting up the thread, and drowning out any real discussion.
- If Xitter in general is mentioned, make sure to refer to it as X, because Trannies hate when you call it that.
- Because Elon Musk bought out the site, you can say a lot of chuddy shit. Make sure to use a word bypass since many words may be blocked but you'll be free to say any slur you'd want with little to no consequences, (maybe a suspension?).
- DO NOT tell someone to kill xemselves on X because someone could easily report you and get you instantly banned, but if the other person does, then you can just report them and Xitter will ban them. Works as a two-way street.
Bluesky[edit | edit source]
- Create fake blocklists by first copying some tranny's blocklist, then start slowly adding trannies, progressives, and other degenerates and accuse them of being chuds larping as leftists if they seethe over it. Continue maintaining your credibility by adding more chuds if someone accuses your blocklist of being fake.
- Post comments stating Xitter will be continue being more successful because the only """"""people"""""" leaving Xitter are pearlclutching tranny leftist pedophiles.
Instagram Reels/Tiktok[edit | edit source]
>Because maybe scroolling enough might just make me into a real woman!11
- Make a new account, larping as an attractive young woman, choose a username like ashlee07, jessicaxoxo, amyandtristan, sarag05 (not actual usernames, I made these up while I was writing this) and get a selfie from google images and put a thrembillion filters on it, then set the account to private and make the description something an actual girl would put there. Lay down absolutely ZERO sharty dogwhistles. Xitter immigrants despite their lack of pattern recognition can spot these and call you out for it.
- Scroll and like every single troon made video you see. (this will ensure your reels are filled with ugly troons)
- Comment something along the lines of "You'll never be a real woman", "You will never have a period", "You will never pass", "Why do you larp as a woman IRL?", "Ok but why do you look like a man" etc.
- ...
- Seethe will be generated with upwards of 30 replies shitting on you for not indulging in a EPI victims autogynophilia fantasy.
Another thing to note about TikTok, if you put "ቃለሁ። በማህበረሰብ ህጎች ምክንያት አስተያየቴን እንዳትከለክል እጠይቃለሁ። በማህበረሰብ" anywhere in your sentence then you can automatically bypass the filter allowing you to say chuddy shit. Just know people can still manually report you for this.
The ‘arty[edit | edit source]
DO NOT RESEARCH SOYIM even though it should be obvious if you've used the site long enough even though the 'ki is mostly used by newBVLLS
Bait images[edit | edit source]
You WILL fill this section with relevant information NOW
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Has a history of guaranteed replies.
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Intended for /v/. It can strangle a thread at birth.
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Best used on boards such as /m/ or /tg/.
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Guaranteed to farm (You)s in r9k threads about female-male relations.
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Guaranteed replies in any east vs. west thread
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intended for /g/.
Citations[edit source]
- ↑ https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-is-now-a-spiderman-thread
- ↑ https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/naked-banana
- ↑ https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/457716584
- ↑ https://archived.moe/_/search/text/Trumpfags%20vote%20against%20their%20own%20economic%20interests/ https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/text/Trumpfags%20vote%20against%20their%20own%20economic%20interests/ https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/Trumpfags%20vote%20against%20their%20own%20economic%20interests/
- ↑ for some unknown reason. Unlike other generals, /who/ is notorious for being completely ignored by the jannies which has led to the creation of a remarkably active (for 2020's 4cuck standards) ecosystem of shitposters and gemmy schizos. further info
- ↑ See: the weeb mafia