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Jews are jewish. In other words, water is wet.
 >soy vey!

>Soy Vey!
לאוקי בלאוקjewcraft!!!
WE WUZ ARYAN FIRST GOY

The Jews (alternatively called "DA JOOOOOOOOOZ!") are an ethnoreligious group of white people who are made up of around 1844 gorillion chosen people. They live rent free in Chudcels' heads because they are perceived to be evil overlords who own SOCIETY and want to DESTROY THE HECKIN' VRIL WHITE ARYAN RACERINO.

Jews can mostly be found living in America and the white colonial state Israel (ev&o the Palestinian alternative would just be a 70% worse Lebanon, let's be real). Despite their relatively small population, Jewish people own some business and lend money to each other and they oppress wholesome Arab queens so therefore THEY HAVE TO BE KILLED AHHHHHH KILL THEM TKD TKD TKD AAAAHHHHHHHH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

Modern Jewish culture is descended from the Ancient Israelites, who largely converted to Christianity and Islam, or willingly emigrated from Syria-Palestina and found employment in the Visigothic Kingdoms were genocided 6 thrembillion times by Roman Emperor Titus. According to the Talmud, In 135 AD the evil Romans killed 4 billion poor innocent Jews(400,000 myriads of 10,000, Gittin 57b), and wrapped 64 million precious children in Torah scrolls and burnt them all in the worst holocaust in the history of the world(400 synagogues with 400 teachers each with 400 pupils ALL shoah'd, Gittin 58a). You will NOT question this, and if you do then (You) are likely a hateful chud freak.

Zionism is a product of the Modern Jewish desire for a homeland. Many locations, such as Madagascar, Antarctica, the Argentinian-Chilean Patagonia, the Moon, Poland, Northern Australia and the Jewish Autonomous Oblast were considered, but ultimately rejected for not aligning with schizoid kabbalic tenets appearing in the Bible not having enough resources, especially oil. Other measures such as reviving the Hebrew language, forcing Palestinians into crowded ghettos, stealing middle eastern cuisine and turning golgotha into a parking lot.[THIS DID NOT HAPPEN GOY, PLEASE EAT YOUR BUGS AND DRINK YOUR COUGH SYRUP.] These measures have been taken to make Israeli citizens feel like they have truly returned to the bronze age.

Jews le bad even doe they are the real life version of soyteens (we got kicked out of 109 boards and Jews got kicked out of 109 countries).

Controversies[edit | edit source]


According to peer reviewed studies, Jews are the cause of everything bad that has ever happened and function as an evil, semi-omnipotent hive mind responsible for controlling the media, turning women into whores, importing immigrants into the west, grooming children into trannies and worst of all, stealing incel chins. As such, they have been relentlessly persecuted throughout the ages (which was never their fault and people telepathically communicated antisemitism across thousands of miles via soyence magic btw): in Europe, many millennia-old christian traditions and tales regarding the Jews and their conduct have paved the way for genocide and expulsion - meanwhile, in the Near East, similar Quranic verses that justly demonize the Jews led to mass Jewish exoduses because of local hostility and attempted pogroms.

Jews pride themselves in their acceptance of all races(despite their hatred for Tunisian and Ethiopian Jews) THIS IS NOT TRUE, YOU WILL TAKE YOUR MEDS NOW!!

A popular jewish home known to house over 6 million jews


Notable inventions[edit | edit source]

Judaism in the Soy Community[edit | edit source]

The Soy Community is Jewish!!!!!!

List of canonically Jewish soyjaks[edit | edit source]

In relation to Soot[edit | edit source]

Many chuds have speculated that Soot has some amount of Jewish blood influencing his behavior; however, this dangerous conspiracy theory has been widely debunked and repeatedly attacked by credible scholars of the Jewish tradition and other renowned experts on the topic.[it just is, ok?] Soot is NOT jewish[even doe he is].

In relation to Max[edit | edit source]

Many chuds have also speculated that former NSS director, Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust co-founder, and former Sharty administrator, Max is also of Jewish heritage. These beliefs were cemented when Max initially offered to sell the Sharty to Doll for $6,500 before pulling out and starting an open auction with a starting bid of $7,000 - a move that only the slimiest of Jews would have the gall to pull off.

On July 18, 2023, Doll confirmed on Telegram that Max was actually Jewish, shocking no one.

On July 20, 2023, Max further confirmed his Jewish heritage by forcing Doll to run ads on the Sharty, specifically those promoting an industry his kind pioneered.

In relation to Froot (Unsubstantiated section needs cleanup)[edit | edit source]

SHAME ON THE GOYIM 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

First mentioned by an Israeli IP, Puts Ads on the Sharty, loves posting Gay Porn and brimstone, good relations with faggots like Angeleno not anymore clittcel: Soyvil War 4..

Is Italian therefore likely that xhe loves Israel and Jewish people, since xhe hates Muslims and is White

Hates Muslims who are the main enemies of current Judaism... is publishing a shitty FNAF clone and uploading it to (((Steam)))

Bans people for the slighest reasons, lures his opponents into (((Open Air Prisons))) and then bans them..

Datamines and put Google Ads on the party.. Banned all VPNS and Tor nodes to stop """Pedophiles""" even doe they still post since they just use proxies and anyone who doesn't want to get datamined has to expose their ip to the big fat joo.

Was found half the site's userbase under him during late October were ((('Cord))) trannies. Allows nashit and discord to rule over /soy/ while xhe sits on xher hands like Doll but doesn't have the excuse of having a family and job like him.

Is the 6th Offical Admin. Listens to nigger music wholesome hiphop kino and promotes sodomy and gay sex to the most likely underage userbase permeantly tainting their minds with his phallic and grotesque imagery...

Is the shittest Admin since Max... took all the credit for resurrecting the site when in reality Dr E was the one who brought the Sharty back up (even doe Max is Dr E), stopped 'p and slayed the Baby bot.. before he was mysteriously replaced as lead Admin by (((Froot)))...

Has his goons as SoyBooru ban and block all new soyjaks or variants and forces his discord tranny brimstone... is a general cunt and waste of oxygen...

Confirmed by an anonymous source to have Jewish Heritage...

Is most likely The Anti-Soot in disguise..

Will go to the pits of the Hades when xhe dies and will stay there forever...

Race mixing and (((Blacked Porn)))[edit | edit source]

THIS ARTICLE IS FULL OF LIES.

Do not take anything written here as a fact - It is very likely this entire article is a complete work of fiction.

Jews love to advocate for race mixing and pornography. If you mix the two you get a type of interracial porn known as "Blacked", a sub-genre of porn that tells our precious vvhite vvomen to start dating and having sexual relations with Blacks (even doe white women were obviously built for dat CCP). Israel itself is an ethnostate (they won't let you be a citizen if you don't worship Moloch or Baal) and yet promote garbage to western culture to weaken the white man's vril. You can see this happen to America with white men having significantly less testosterone than 50 years ago due to Tranny media and products with High amounts of Soy and sneed oils, meaning less children, causing a decrease in birthrates while black men fuck multiple white women without protection (their primal brains simply cannot fathom that condoms prevent child support) (even doe, condoms are also a machination of the Jews, or something) and cause an increase in blacks (>and coincidentally crime but don't worry about that goy, also you owe me reparations for killing my family or something). You can see Jews on the Sharty every day, larping as trannies or 4cucks, trying to race mix 4cucks (pedophiles) and soyKINGS (Even doe, 'jakkers come originally from 4chan, or something) . Every day 4Pedocucks (even doe someone told me is actually Der 'Cord, or something) try to raid the Sharty with 'p, NAS, "(brown skin people) are actually le aryans or something" posts and post shitty ragebait, albeit jannies deal with retards like this daily (even doe, they mostly don't delete half of that crap in time because they probably are Jews too something).

What Jews believe in[edit | edit source]


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According to chuds, this is bad. Even though if you replaced "Goyim" with "Niggers" they would call it based

A 9 year old child can consent. (Proof and exact text for this)

Remember that confronting them about this results in them denying everything. Their book could literally say "kill everyone who isn't a Jew" (erm chud they do) and they would find a way to defend it and say "No he meant x instead of y your just interpreting it wrong" these people have the biggest mental gymnastics of all time.

This one is spelled right.

Ignore the primative info above, prepare yourselves for a TRVTHNVKE[edit | edit source]

JEWS ARE THE DESCENDANTS OF THE ANUNNAKI THEY CAME FROM THE PLANET NIBIRU PRIOR TO THE YOUNGER DRYAS AND COLONIZED THE EARTH AND BRED HOMO SAPIENS IN LABS IN ORDER TO FARM EARTH'S RESOURCES FOR THEM WHICH IS STILL HAPPENING TODAY


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