Jartycuck's Basics In Coal 'n Gooning 2 'p

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Jartycuck's Basics in Coal n Goonin 2 'p February 18th, 2025 (Release)
Booru posts	12 As of February 21st, 2025
Parody of	[Basics in Education and Learning]
Website	Itch.io: https://nusoipoopa-gamestudios.itch.io/jartycucks-basics-in-coal-n-gooning-2-p
Engine	Unity

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Jartycuck's Basics In Coal 'n Gooning 2 'p is a Jarty-themed 1.4.3 Baldi's Basics Classic mod developed by NuSoiPoopa Game Studios. The objective of the game is to collect 7 coals without being caught by the Jartycuck.

The game is filled to the brim with bugs and crashes, so word of warning before you play.

Also never press the CobsonTalks button EVER

Lore

In Lesotho, Jake Higgers wins 1,839,814 maloti or 100,000$ from the lottery. Using this money, Jake builds Lesotho's first ever gooning school, named Nigger Skool. The Omori Bus and Joe Biden as its driver were used to kidnap white kids and 'teens where they could be groomed and for every kid Jake molests, his power grows stronger. The bus kidnaps the player while they are browsing the 'sharty and brings them to the Nigger Skool where they are forced to collect all seven coals while completing math questions before they can escape.

Characters

Soyteen (the player)

You play as a soyteen who was kidnapped by Jake and brought to his Nigger Skool. Since Jake is a pedo and you are a 'teen, he will chase the player down once you get one of his questions wrong.

Jake (Jartycuck)

Jake is the founder of the school and is the teacher. He begins to chase the player down after he gets a math question wrong with the intent on raping him. For every subsequent math question the player gets wrong, Jake increases his speed, there will be a time when he is faster than the player's running speed. Jake will know the player's location and immediately begin making his way to them when he hears a door open. He will also give the player a bit of his 'p folder when they get the first three questions right.

FNF Pedo

The FNF Pedo is the principal at Jake's school and is in charge of enforcing da rules. Rules include no running, no grappling, no hitting CobsonTalks with a hammer, no spraying cow piss, and entering the gooning rooms. If the player is caught he will be forced into the principal's office for 10576817 seconds, giving Jake a perfect change to get the player.

CobsonTalks

CobsonTalks is a jewtuber that roams the halls of the school. The player will know when he is near due to the sped up Skibidi Toilet music that CobsonTalks will play. When he spots the player he will chase them down forcing them to play jump rope. The player must complete 10 jumps without fail or risk starting over. If the player completes all 10 jumps he will be given a Lunchly as a reward. Alternatively, if the player finds the hammer item he can choose to hit CobsonTalks, ending the game early (just don't let the FNF Pedo catch you doing it). CobsonTalks' game can be ended early if Pepe or the broom runs into them.

Satoko_Houjou_Fan (Meximutt)

Meximutt will spawn at random points in the school and will block off parts of the school, preventing the player from passing. The player can either choose to hand over all of their items and be let past the Meximutt, or they can find an alternate route past him. If the player has no items then they will be unable to pass. If the player lets the Meximutt take their items the school will be whitened for the duration of the game.

Pepe

Pepe will push the player forward if they come into contact with it. Pepe can be extremely useful to the player because its speed is much faster than Jake's. If the player uses the 'boots' item they will be immune to the effects of Pepe.

Gotta Sweep 0.1

Gotta Sweep 0.1 is a janny broom that will roam the hallways in sporadic, unpredictable movements. Anything the broom comes into contact with will be swept along with it. The effects of the broom can be ignored if the player uses the 'boots' item.

Arts 'n Soys

Arts 'n Soys is a sock puppet that will rarely appear in the hallways. If the player looks at xim, xe will cause the player's screen to spin and play a high pitch screeching noise until xe reaches the player. Once xe reaches the player, xe will teleport Jake and the player back to their starting positions in the school. Was originally supposed to be Brown Troonjak.

Items

Boots

The boots give the player immunity from being pushed by Pepe and the broom. One spawns on the top west side of the school in the room next to the cafeteria.

Cow Urine

The cow urine can be sprayed in any direction and its blast will push anyone back. One spawns in the cafeteria but the player can use 'p folders to purchase more at cow urine vending machines.

Lunchly

When used the player will regain all of their stamina, plus be able to run without depleting any of it for a while. Many spawn in the cafe, but only one can be picked up. CobsonTalks will reward the player with a Lunchly for completing his jump rope game.

Grappling Hook

The Grappling hook can be shot at a wall or solid object and will pull the player towards that spot incredibly fast. One can be found in goon room the left of the entrance. This item can be used infinitely.

'p Folder

The 'p folder acts as the school's currency as the player can use it at vending machines and the phone. Jake will give the player one if they answer his first three math questions correctly, and many can be found around the school.

Hammer

The hammer can be used to preemptively end CobsonTalks jump rope game and cause him to run away. This item can spawn in random rooms around the school.

Tape

Found in the gooning room to the left of the enterance and if brought in the principal's office will play a sound that will repeal Jake from the office for a while.

Teleporter

When used it will teleport the player to a random spot in the school. Once can be found in the gooning room to the left of the enterance.

WD NoSquee

Is used on small doors and will make the door silent, preventing jake from hearing the player. One can be found in the janny closet.

Limestone Rock

Is used to block big doors, preventing anyone from entering. One is found at the east gooning room in the school.

SubterPedo

This page is coal. (You) VILL help by completely recarbonizing it.

A mod of another mod made by a FNF pedo called Subterbaldi. You play as a Glowie who has come to the Jartycuck's Schoolhouse to seize his stashes of 'p, but you meet someone extremely strange..

Gallery

• Contains spoilers. Full gameplay (compressed) for another mod by the same developer called "subterpedo."

External links

• itch.io page
• subterpedo