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Joel

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THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB OR THE POND

This individual is a no longer a lively cow, you can help them by not making unfunny memes of them and moving on to fresher material.
They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or interesting or are no longer a lol-cow

This nigga is an Aspie

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!
This topic was created by or has connections to Der 'Cord
Don't trust anything you see. Read every revision in the page's history to learn the truth.
🤣 Rest In Piss, Joel 🤣
Smoking that Joel pack tonight.
Joel

NationalityLebanese-Norwegian American
OccupationNamefag
Years active2023-2024
Best known forUsing the sharty 24/7
TitleJanny (on the booru, formerly on the shemmy)
IAS?Yes

Joel (Born December 10th, 2006), more formally known as JоеlWarlock, also known as NukeVancouver, Joe Biden, Al Gore Sleepy Joe, Jewl, and Warlock was a namefag from Monroe Washington on the sharty and booru who was very active and very fun to troll. On November 15, 2024, he was banned off of the sharty and announced 6 days later that he will be inactive in any soysphere activities from now on.

Joel is often considered the creator of Slopjaks, due to him to starting the distorted Brown Troonjaks spam in 2023, although this is debated

Things he likes[edit | edit source]

Things he dislikes[edit | edit source]

Depictions[edit | edit source]

He looks like this and says this

He's shown his face and multiple variants are traced off him, however, all his face reveals have seem to be lost as /incel/ was deleted. He was first represented with dark brown hair and a grey shirt. When he revealed he was 17 and that those pictures of him were old he was updated to look more adult, as he described himself more, he'd be depicted with more emo looking hair, bigger facial hair, more tan/orange skin, a taqiyyeh, and a black sclera along with neon green eyes because of his self insert Godzilla character Warlock

On October 12, 2024 he posted his face again

Personal life[edit | edit source]

Joel has revealed a lot about his personal life, because of this many have attempted to dox Joel but mostly have failed. According to him his last name is "Alkaras" (even doe that sounds retarded) and also said his dad's name is Maxwell which he pretended was his real name for a bit.

His mom also has gotten skin cancer, making fun of it makes Joel very angry and will call you a "disgusting tranny", he also claims his mom was born in Lebanon and immigrated to the US during the "civil war", his mom most likely got skin cancer from living there. He also claims his dad is Norwegian but it doesn't seem he was born in Norway.

His birthday is December 10th, 2006.

The (fail)dox[edit | edit source]

On sometime in mid October 2024, Joel was "doxxed" on /qa/ revealing new things such as that his moms first name is "Chandra", that he's actually from Sultan and not Monroe, that his last name is "Ali" and showed coordinates to him

The dox was confirmed fake when Joel stated he was not from Sultan, however he admitted that his last name was not actually Alkaras and that he made it up, and apparentally the name comes from his moms maiden name which is "Al-Karas", the rest of the information has not been discussed by Joel.

History[edit | edit source]

Joel first started namefagging sometime before the Soypocalypse. He first became known around September for his hate of Feralteen and Catjak and was known to quote Catjak posters with a Feraljak discord logo edit filenamed "feralcord.png". Later on he'd also start namefagging on the booru as a janny where he'd argue with Satoko houjou fan despite not really being a countrywarrior which gave him a big name on there and even some supporters.

Despite many people accusing him of being a discord, twitter or reddit immigrant, Joel denies it as he claims he first joined in early mid 2022 around when Soot left and he found the website from Frenschan, as well as him being a 4cucker back then and using imageboards since 10

He was formerly known as a Booru janny and Shemmy janny until he got fired on the shemmy. Sometime on March 3rd, he got banned on the booru for pretending to be a tranny. This obviously made him very angry and he would begin to make anti-Doll posts on the sharty and shemmy. However sometime in early June 2024 he had made peace with Doll and has since been unbanned. On April 26th 2024 Joel was rehired as a janny on his Joel3DG alt account

There are many accusations of Joel being a pedophile or CP owner because of some screenshot on Cytube, Joel denies this though and according to him Scar falseflagged him by using a name that looked like his on cytube to impersonate him. Since he's 17 he can't be considered a pedo but many people still accuse him of owning CP.

Sometime in late September 2023 Joel was wordfiltered to "Joe Biden", in early August 2024 it along with J0el and Joei were wordfiltered to "Protokleki". As of mid October 2024 there is no wordfilter on the name

On the 1 year anniversary of Froot ruling the site during the 113 board plan, Froot added a board called /joel/

Joel's ban.

On November 15th 2024, Joel was banned off of the sharty for speculation that he's in a namefag 'cord server. Joel complained about the ban on the schlog, and xhe posted xis ban page, which included xis IP (GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG)[1]

Drama involving Fundamental Paper Education[edit | edit source]

Sometime around late April, Joel would start replying "Kys Canadian FPE tranny" to every FPE post or any post hating on him. This is because according to him FPE spam was started by an old former friend he found on 4chan boards like /tv/ and /pol/ named "King Caesar" who he'd somehow known for years as rivals and share a love for Godzilla movies. Joel says the reason he hates FPE is because it "ripped off Baldi and made it troonslop". King Caesars IP is believed to start with 104.193 as he lives in Vancouver

King Caesar would later be featured in jaks and fanart of him being killed by Baldi or Joel. Because of Joel living in Washington and King Caesar living in British Columbia many countrywar elements were included in the war as well, such as depicting KC as a pajeet or depicting Joel as an amerimutt

Joel also has spoken out against a few other FPE spammers who he accuses of being "cord buddies" or King Caesar, such as a Kazakh FPE porn spammer, a Floridian, a Serbian and a Brazilian named Nivero.


Identity controversy[edit | edit source]

Recently, an Estonian man nicknamed "Terry Crews" is insisting that Joel is a made up persona of a foid nicknamed "protokleki", who operates the Kleki persona aswell.[2] While joel's refutations were always late and vague (using hoodies and specific angles in pictures) he eventually posted himself with a t-shirt on and even took off his shirt.[you could ask for it on the sharty] Terry would cope to this by saying that protokleki was using her brother, pointing out the arms even though they were clearly just different angles, an obvious schizo claim. experts agree that Terry's allegations aren't true and that joel is a real person.

While recently Joel and Terry Crews have become friends, ending the protokleki drama, in early August Nudev was angry at Joel, so he decided to wordfilter Joel, J0el and Joei to "Protokleki" to fuck with him. Joel also had a mental breakdown because of the wordfilter that changed his name from "joel" to "proto kleki" and started crying one time

How to identify Joel[edit | edit source]

Aside from the above-mentioned things, Joel can be identified (and successfully trolled) on the 'party by his posting style. He typically self inserts as either Baldi, Swedejak, or one of the coaly variant:unknowns he drew himself (recognised by their pedostache and thick-framed glasses)

He usually uses little to no proper punctuation, however he capitalizes the beginning of all his posts and types as if he's phoneposting, despite almost exclusively posting on PC

He is known to reply "kys [media] [insult]" a lot along with some variation of adjectives, if you accuse him of sockpuppeting he'll likely say some variation of "why do people do bad thing?". He also often makes long Biblically Accurate Angels-style posts in which he soyquotes a list of memes he doesn't like with a disgusting looking Discord logo 'jak to convince people to hate them.

His tripcode is !6GI2J3KHEw, old tripcode: !erqE5j5MFA

Websites he uses[edit | edit source]

It's well known Joel actively posts on soyjak.party where he found the website out from Frenschan as a 4channer back in April 2022. He is a known user of Twitter as evidenced by asking people on the sharty to look at his Twitter posts whenever he's questioned on something, he also apparentally uses Reddit, Kiwifarms and Discord. Although insulting him is bound for him to accuse you of being a discord user

Joel is part of a series on
Soysphere Admins, Jannies and Notable Users
Soysphere Admins and Jannies [-+]

Soyjak.Party : Froot (Owner) ♦ Root✝ (Admin) (Also Known as NuAdmin and Marsey.) ♦ Doll✝ (Admin) ♦ Angeleno✝ (Admin) ♦ Kuz✝ (Owner) ♦ Soot✝ (Owner) ♦ Captain Coal✝ (Admin) ♦ Thanos (Admin) ♦ Mustard (Manager) ♦ Red✝ (Manager) ♦ Ronald✝ (Developer) ♦ Mud (Developer, ex-Manager) ♦ Lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha✝ (Mod) ♦ Sobot✝ (Mod) ♦ Mist (Mod)

Soybooru.com: Froot (Owner) ♦ Lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha✝ (Owner) ♦ Soot✝ (Owner) ♦ Doll✝ (Admin) ♦ Bartholomew (Admin) ♦ YaroslavTV✝ (Mod) ♦ JoelWarlock✝ (Mod) ♦ Mist (Mod) ♦ Teto✝ (Mod) ♦ ClydeMcDeath✝ (Mod) ♦ Lifesucksthenyoudie✝ (Approver) ♦ Sectionalism (Approver) ♦ Satoko_houjou_fan✝ (Approver) ♦ Blackskinaryan✝ (Approver) ♦ GemersonLakeAndPalmer (Approver)

Soyjak.Blog : Broot (Owner) Weebhunter3000 (Admin)

Wiki.soyjak.st : Froot (Owner even doe he never uses the wiki) ♦ Tefal (Head Admin) ♦ Mud (Admin) ♦ Mata✝ (Admin) ♦ Gem Control (Mod, prominent user)

Soygem.Party : Scar (Admin) ♦ Angeleno (Owner) ♦ Joel✝ (Mod)

Jakparty.Soy✝ : Lute✝ (Owner)

Notable Users [-+]

Influential/Notable namefags : Albert✝ ♦ Hamas_2 (Booru gegbull) ♦ Italian Chad✝ (Booru gegbull) ♦ Joel✝ (creator of Slopjaks, influential sharty poster) ♦ King Caesar✝ (Started the FPE spam) ♦ Mexican Twink✝ (Influential sharty poster) ♦ Romanian Schizo✝ (Influential soyjak artist) ♦ Satoko_houjou_fan✝ (Influential booru poster) ♦ The Bulgarian (Influential soyjak artist) ♦ The Swede✝ (creator of Soyjak) ♦ The Venezuelan✝ (Started the fnf spam)

Other Notable Users : ♦ Soyjak Party Video Archive (Youtuber, Archive) ♦ CobsonTALKS (Youtuber) ♦ @soyjakpartyofficial (Tiktoker, Unconfirmed to be official) ♦ Histrion (Founder of Choodism)

Miscellaneous Lists [-+]

Citations[edit source]

  1. ↑ https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/complaining-about-my-ban.10294/ 'chive: https://archive.ph/VRsaH
  2. ↑ https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7765158#
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