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Kamala Harris
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Kamala Harris is a massive retard! |
This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs. |

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🤣 Rest in piss, Kamala Harris 🤣 |
Smoking that Kamala Harris pack tonight. |

“ | "And may that work guide us even in the face of setbacks toward the extraordinary promise of the United States of America. I thank you all. Make God bless you. And may God bless the United States of America. I thank you all. "
-Kamleo Horse or something |
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Kamala Harris | |
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Coalmala Harris | |
49th Vice President of the United States | |
President | Joe Biden |
Preceded by | Mike Pence |
Succeeded by | JD Vance |
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Personal details | |
Born | October 20, 1964 |
Nationality | Indo-African |
Political party | Democratic |
Spouse | Doug Emhoff |
Parent(s) | Donald J. Harris (yes, really) Shyamala Gopalan |
Awards | Retard Award Got Nominated Without Winning a Primary Award |
IAS? | no |
Kamala Devi Harris, also known as Coalmala Harris or Coconut RetardContext?>Trump called her that is an Amerimutt politician who served as the 49th Vice President of the United States from 2021 to 2025. She was also the Democratic Party's candidate for the 2024 United States presidential election.[1] If she got elected, she would have end the Sharty because we do hate speech or some shit.[she just will, ok?]. But she lost[2] GEEEEEEEEGGG.
Xhe is both AFRICAN and INDIAN! EWWWWW!!! In IAS terms, xhe’s mainly of Cobson descent, with traces of Meximutt. She is the subject of several forced memes popular on Twitter.
She is known for cackling like no fucking tomorrow and avoiding interviews like a pussy she is. She also likes to mention how she grew up in a middle-class household or how her friend was molested by her stepfather,[3] she's also unable to answer basic questions, for example, if you were to ask her "How many people have crossed the border since you became vice president", she would just blame Trump instead of answering the question geg.
Kamala's iq is estimated to be around 76-85,Still smarter than the average jartycuck thougheven doe that's the world's lowest bar She also likes to change her accent whenever she's talking to le wholesome minoritie-rinos.
Controversies[edit | edit source]
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1. Kamala harris and the jartycuck cabal raped me with her neopenis that looked like a coconut back in 237 BC and but i didn't want to say anything about it until 2260 years later today o algo
2. Kamala allegedly brought cocaine into the White House back in 2023 according to new leaks[4] <-- Source: Random tweet
Personal Life[edit | edit source]
In the 1990s, Harris dated Willie Brown, Speaker of the California Assembly (1980–1995) and then Mayor of San Francisco (1996–2004).In 2001, she briefly dated talk show host Montel Williams.
Harris met her husband, attorney Doug Emhoff, through a mutual friend who set them up on a blind date in 2013. (((Emhoff, who was born in a Jewish family, was an entertainment lawyer who became partner-in-charge at Venable LLP's Los Angeles office.))) Harris and Emhoff married on August 22, 2014, in Santa Barbara, California. Harris is stepmother to Emhoff's two children, Cole and Ella, from his previous marriage to the film producer Kerstin Emhoff. As of August 2024, Harris and her husband had an estimated net worth of $8 million.
Harris is a Baptist, holding membership of the Third Baptist Church of San Francisco, a congregation of the American Baptist Churches USA. She is a member of The Links, an invitation-only social and service organization of prominent Black American women. Harris is a gun owner (even doe she said she wanted to ban guns in 2006).
Harris's sister, Maya, is a lawyer and MSNBC political analyst; her brother-in-law, Tony West, is general counsel of Uber and a former United States Department of Justice senior official. Her niece, Meena, is the founder of the Phenomenal Women Action Campaign and former head of strategy and leadership at Uber.
Citations[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Everyone knows
- ↑ Just search up the result nigga
- ↑ https://abc7.com/kamala-harris-friend-high-school-canada/7846815/ (archive.ph link)
- ↑ https://x.com/akafacehots/status/1849175262593782062
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