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Kiwi Farms
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 This page is literally Kiwi Farms
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| Milk every gegbvll for their gegcvm. Archive every JULAAAAAY in this page's history to learn the truth. |
Kiwi Farms is darker than coal...
But also they're gemmy because they work with us stop pedos.
>we must archive everything we know about the life of some internet autists or however the A is logged
| Kiwi Farms | |
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| Internet Forum | |
| Founded | February 4, 2013; 11 years ago |
| Creator | Null[a] |
| Owner | Null |
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Kiwi Farms, also known as The 'Farms, is a drama discussion forum where people addicted to internet drama, burned out millennials, and zoomers discuss "people" whose bizarre online behavior has earned them the label of "lolcows," because they can be milked for lulz, even though many of their users are just as bad, if not worse, than your average lolcow. Kiwi Farms is said to stalk, harass, and dox said lolcows, but this is a lie perpetuated by BMTniggers and Twitter trannies like Lucas Roberts, alias "Keffals," who didn't like getting called out for grooming little boys in his private Discord server and have been organizing DDoS attacks against KF ever since. Kiwis always have the moral high ground.
Interactions with soyteens[edit | edit source]
- Kiwi Farms had an active thread on /qa/ while the board was still unlocked.[1]
- The site's owner, Null encouraged Kuz to ban baby monkey torture[2]
- Kiwi Farms has a thread about the sharty, with many of the participants being soyteens, current and former admins and various cordtrannies. [3]
- Kiwi Farms has hacked and doxxed a soyteen, revealing him to be an infamous brown degenerate who draws 'p of real minors
- Kiwi Farms has a thread on Alameen Karim Merali with many participants being soyteens themselves[4]
- Kiwi Farms has banned Alameen Karim Merali because they suspect him to be a pedophile
- vinluv has an account which counts i guess
- Kuz has an account.[5]
- Doll has an account.[6]
- Froot has an account there.[7]
- Soyjak.blog uses the same forum software as Kiwi Farms
- Though there are a lot of 'teens that have been banned by nypajannies, So if you're going to start a raid over there make sure it's a good reason.
- In case you have info about the 'cord, hand it over to the Kiwibros, they want to help in taking it down
- When a raid thread for Tamers12345 was posted to the party,[8] kiwicacas from their own kiwi thread on Tamers12345 started having a collective meltdown, except for 2 brave chuds who also hate this 'tard.[9]
The sharty also does this notwithstandingeverbeït
History[edit | edit source]
>gotta milk lolbulls for their lolcum or however the duck is bent
Until 2013 Kiwi Farms was known as CWCki Forums (pronounced “quicky”) which has roots with Encyclopedia Dramatica, which itself has roots with 4chan. However KF is more closely related to somethingawful than 4cuck though. (ev&o the 'cuck itself has roots with somethingawful)
The CWCki forums were dedicated to discussion of Chris Chan
The name was changed later on in 2014, with the name now being due to many lolcows (most notably Parkourdude91, a.k.a. Jace Connors of Deagle Nation fame) mispronouncing the name as “Kiwi Farms” instead of CWCiki (due to autism).
The website's forum software is XenForo, though they could have their license revoked by them at any
As of late, Kiwi Farms has extended from strictly "lolcow" discussion to General e-drama, world events, and e-celebs.
A while ago Kiwi Farms had a gemmy lawnmower man stream on cytube in which 'teens cobbed up a bit too hard and the chat got nuked
The Fall (September 3 - 27, 2022)[edit | edit source]
A Canadian literal commiepedotroon Lucas Roberts aka Clara "Keffals" Sorrenti got mad at farmers laughing at him so he together with his loyal troon harem whined until Kiwi Farms’s DDoS protection service provider abandoned them and then DDoSed them to oblivion. Despite his best efforts, Kiwi Farms eventually returned on September 27, 2022.
The site has been running smoothly[it just is, ok?] since, however there has been the occasional troon DDoS. The troons are just about as good at being hackers as they are at being women.
The Second Fall (December 13 2023)[edit | edit source]
On 13th December 2023, A Tanzanian Public Figure and "Information Security Expert" named Alameen Karim Merali claimed responsibility for the suspension of the Kiwi Farms domain after reporting it to Epik. Following the suspension, Epik claimed that they were forced by a court order to put the domain on a client hold and that the site hosted Child Pornography after supposedly having blurred lewd photos of Alameen posted on their Twitter. Epik later deleted their Tweets and retracted their statements regarding this and Kiwi Farms is still looking to sue Epik over this. Despite the efforts, Kiwi Farms returned back and is functioning smoothly.
The Admin War[edit | edit source]
Main article: The Admin War
After Doll created a Kiwifarms account[10] and Kuz returned and made his first post on the sharty thread[11], the thread has devolved into a war between Pro-Kuzists and Anti-Kuzists. Lots of them, from both sides, are thread banned and banned by their jannies for shitting up the thread, and even Null has to intervene. Curiously, this event coincided with the site falling into some heavy drama related to discord - like tranny private chat rooms hidden inside the direct message conversation feature, wich led to Null enter full meltdown mode and remove conversations and make it harder for people to see their notifications, 'sharty is the canary in the coal mine once again...
See also[edit | edit source]
Notes[edit source]
- ↑ eventho it's champthom as CWCki Forums
Citations[edit source]
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-qa-board-on-4chan.27352/
- ↑ https://archive.ph/Kt15b
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/qwerty537-aka-brotheralameen.177834/
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/members/kuz.123043/
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/members/eszettdoll.168913/
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/members/nigger-froot.169805/
- ↑ The raid thread against Tamers12345, https://soyjak.party/raid/thread/134588.html
- ↑ The thread in question, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tamers12345.17056/page-35
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-17774484
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-17854329
