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Klaus Schwab

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Klaus Martin Schwab (born March 30th, 1938) is the current owner of soyjak.party, also known as Froot the founder and former chairman of the World Economic Forum, best known for coining the terms Fourth Industrial Revolution and Great Reset. [1]

Klaus Schwab

NationalityGerman
OccupationWEF chairman
Best known forEnacting the Great Reset
Political partyFourth Industrial Revolution
IAS?Mostly not, albeit is bald and has glasses.[2]

Early Life[edit | edit source]

Surprisingly his family is not actually jewish, his father in fact moved to the Third Reich to work there. Whether this says more about Klaus or Nazi Germany is up to debate. He himself has had a relatively uninteresting career, graduating from Harvard and becoming a professor, until eventually founding the WEF. That is, if you don't believe the redpilled MAGA Q expose videos that reveal him as a secret world leader or something like that. It has also been implied that he sold his soul to Satan.

Career[edit | edit source]

He is the founder and the first ever chairman of The World Economic forum. There, he partnered with ZOG and many other globohomo entities to advocate for policies like Agenda 2030, The New World Order, the great reset and the 4th industrial revolution.

In the 'party[edit | edit source]

Klaus has been mentioned infrequently in /qa/ days mostly in combination with Feraljak[3], but he really took off in the fall of 2023 as a meme of his own when the video attached above was discovered by soyteens. Despite being NAS he is honorable sharty culture.[Source: Science]

Schwaby Schwab dropping trvthzarbombas.
KLAUS SCHWAB'S NEW HIT SINGLE "OWN NOTHING, BE HAPPY"

IT'S OVER[edit | edit source]

As of the 21st of May 2024, Klaus Schwab has STEPPED DOWN[4] from chairman position, which was mourned greatly in a pinned thread[5]. He will be replaced by some literal who in his place. This has been the greatest loss of the sharty ever since Soot died in 2020, but Science has predicted that he may soon return as Admin Thrembo and save the site.


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