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THIS ARTICLE IS FULL OF LIES.

Do not take anything written here as a fact - It is very likely this entire article is a complete work of fiction.

THIS ARTICLE IS A HOAX
The subject of this article is about as real as the shoally is alive.
Take everything below with a grain of sproke.
The universal symbol of a Lie
This too

A Lie, is the complete opposite of a Fact, where instead of spreading wholesome 100 snopes-verified facts you are spewing out awful radioactive CNN backed lies created to change the way people think.

Where do I find "Liars"[edit | edit source]

You can find them on Reddit, A place where millions of people lie to themselves for fake internet points. This is a cancer and something which everyone hates. Our next section is on...

How to Fight Lies or Liars.[edit | edit source]

  1. Check Snopes or Politifact for a verified, truthful answer.
  2. Ask the liar for a source
  3. Downvote the liar and report
  4. Call the liar a nigger
  5. Report your lie to your local police station where they will find the culprit, and spoonfeed them estrogen until they die

List of Lies[edit | edit source]

  • HWNBAG
  • Sproke for breakfast is an unhealthy and disgusting meal that will give you all the diseases you need to start off right.
  • YWABAW
  • /qa/ lost
  • /lgbt/ won
  • You are not retarded
  • You will not eat the bugs
  • You will not live in a pod
  • You will own everything
  • You will never be happy
  • the jews or something

See Also[edit | edit source]