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Universal

4chan has turned into Twitter but for pussies

This thread proves that 4chan has turned into Twitter but for pussies. Somebody posts something along the lines of "trans rights" or "blm" and then everybody has a meltdown over the mere existance of that sort of people.

I really don't understand how did the internet started hailing 4chan as the final boss of the internet, this place and the majority of it's userbase is absolute shit, and the only site I can think of that is worse is probably Twitter.

And, just to make myself clear and keep angering idiots, LGBT+ rights are human rights, because they don't affect anyone, black lives matter as much as white lives, and feminism is good because when it isn't used by blistering cunts it actually helps everyone by getting rid of gender roles, meaning men can be whatever the fuck they want.

>git gud

>git gud

do you literally have nothing else to do but shit up the thread every day? don't you have friends on your discord server to talk to at least, good god man, its summer. go for a walk. listen to some music in the park.

anything has to be better than sitting every day in this thread waiting to drop the same responses every time.

Good people are losing their jobs.

Good people are losing their jobs. People with families. People with children. People upon whom others depend to put clothes on their back and food on their table. Now they have nothing. Many of them will have to take jobs out of desperation at reduced pay which will impact their quality of life. They will have to move across the country. They will have to sell their homes at a loss. They will have to pull their kids out of school in the middle of the year.

And yet here you are on the asshole of the internet gloating about it, right on cue. And why? Because these people made a game you did not like. Boo fucking hoo. As if that is such a fucking crime. It's not enough that you did not support the game. No. You had to take it a step further. You had to trash it at every opportunity. You had to discourage others from supporting it.

There are so many talented individuals in this industry who grow disillusioned and quit because of people like you. The bitterness. The schadenfreude. The spitefulness. The hatred. There are supportive people out there but they are drowned out by the negativity. This website is a festering shitpile and people like you are mysteriously drawn to it.

You need to take a step back and reevaluate your life. Why do you take so much joy when others encounter misfortune? Do you feel better about yourself? Does it make you feel good? Does your life finally have a purpose? Do you feel fulfilled? Do your parents tell you how proud they are of you? Where exactly did it all go wrong?

I fucking hate you. I hate everything you represent. I hope you find yourself in the same situation someday. And I hope someone gloats about it on the internet. And others join in celebration. Just like you are doing right now. I will be there when it happens. And I will laugh my ass off at you.

Fuck you.

Just fuck you.

Massive Anime Trvke

show me one (1) anime that doesn't feature the following characteristics:

>stilted dialogue

>obnoxious fight scenes

>ADHD pacing

>bizarre juvenile sexual shit out of nowhere with no eroticism

>teenager/child characters

>bizarrely unrealistic characters (loser nerd getting the girl or something like that)

>true love romance bullshit (japan is one of the most cucked countries on earth, so thats pretty funny)

>lack of social/political commentary (i mean the real deal, not pozzed shit)

>cutesy wholesome crap (you live in a fucking dystopia, stop making cartoons about cute girls doing cute stuff)

>capeshit tier powerlevel crap

>general capeshittery (you known it when you see it)

i can name like 100 westerns works of fiction that feature NONE of these characteristics, yet i can't think of a single damn anime, why is that?

>muh history

>muhhh history

Laws exist for the betterment of mankind. Nobody needs 9.6 petabytes of archived websites. Historians 200 years from now aren't going to care about how the Internet used to look, because it's not important.

Hell, historians aren't important. All you need to know about the past is well-known and taught at school.

Reddit is better than this website by miles

Reddit is better than this website by miles.

The upvote system lets you see the best content first and filters out the rest.

Plus Reddit lets you sort comments by popularity, that way I'm always guaranteed to see nothing but the best content, as chosen by the community.

Here's it's just "first come first serve" like some disgusting rural cafeteria. I want my web content catered and curated, thank you very much.

4chan is just an endless stream of shit by comparison.

You probably all come here because you're failed Redditors who couldn't get any upvotes with their r*cist trash content.

As we speak I have 3 different Reddit threads on the front page of their respective boards, bringing me many thousands of upvotes each hour.

Feels good to be a successful Redditor and not an outcast like you bunch of chuds.

You can't translate Japanese.

You need to localize it.

For example, onomatopoeia like "どきどき" means the pounding of the heart. Onomatopoeia in Japanese is very common, compared to western fiction.

But we would never say in English "My heart is *pump* *pump* when you are beside me!". Naturally, localization must come in.

Another example is when humble/ polite language is used, like the ます suffix for verbs.

How would you convey that someone is using the polite form in English? It has to be localized.

There are also many Japanese expressions and naming conventions that do not make sense for literal translations.

Board-specific

/a/ - Anime & Manga

You have zero humanity if you enjoy watching Moeshitter shows.

You have zero humanity if you enjoy watching Moeshitter shows. For most of human history, the stories passed down for generations have largely been epics in the form of religious prose, poetry, or song. This is because people enjoy hearing a good story of heroes and warriors triumphing over evil, getting past obstacles and going on a long journey like the Odyssey or the Epic of Gilgamesh. From these old stories came derivations which birthed genres like comedy, tragedy, satire, romance etc. These ancient stories have persevered in the modern era and has given forth new stories in the anime industry. Shounen as a genre is as big as it is because it has the same themes that make it comparable to an ancient epic. Romance and comedy come after because they too share these characteristics. But with Moetrash, you don't get any of that historical tradition. You have a group of cute girls doing nothing for as many chapters as possible. They do normal life activities like school or hanging out but contextualized with terrible satirical writing from a 40 year old otaku mangaka who never had a social life and thus can only guess how a young japanese girl would act. You as a reader are only observing boring and ordinary people and come away with no sense of awe or wonder. Really, you just consume a fictional character's life like a mindless normalfaggot browsing their favorite celebrity on IG. And while every reader has vicariously lived through the characters they enjoy, what does the moeshitter worship? A hero? A villain? A tragic character? No one. Just a retarded 14 year old chuuni girl written as a terrible overused trope.

I will never watch a single episode of moeshit ever in my entire life.

TDLR, run, fast.

/fit/ - Fitness

/fit/fags BTFO'd

You 4chan /fit/ posters love to live this sorta nazi fantasy of working out and trying look like fantasy muscular characters. What you fail to realize is that it's a complete waste of time.

Every sort of workout supplement you buy is a rare Funko Pop you could have bought. Every gain you get is a reddit karma you missed out on. All the time spent at the gym is a Marvel movie you could have watched. Every muscle fiber you have is a hour less spent playing a video game.

You can try to flex your muscles to impress women, but I can flex my personality and pull way more. And you have the gall to only chase after legacy women instead of womxn, which means I've slept with more feminine people than you have.

So let's face it you wannabe Nazis, you are the real losers. And I am the real winner. Deal with it.

Manlet seethe

I'm 5'8" here and let me tell you something. I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5" dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as a mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.

Sports I would destroy you at in order

Soccer

Football

E-sports

Baseball

Endurance running

Tennis

Golf

Footgolf

others

I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.

/g/ - Technology

Imagine using LTSC when

Imagine using LTSC when

- Games dont work

- Adobe products don't work

- iCloud doesn't work

- Window-snapping doesnt work

- Co-pilot doesn't work

- Updates don't work

- Dark mode doesn't work

- Wifi 7 doesn't work

- Intels 12th, 13th, and 14th gen ecores don't work

- Ryzen 7000 CPUs don't work

- etc etc

The list gets longer every single day. Actual brainlets use LTSC.

Intersectionality

The only reason you think that a cis woman can't be a world-class programmer is that you don't understand intersectionality, as well as the social construction of sex and gender. Given how white supremacy intersects with patriarchy under the neoliberal and neocolonialist American hegemony, it should be obvious that the talents of Black, Latinx, and female people are being suppressed. As John Lennon said, Woman Is the BIPOC of the World.

You've read the Google manifesto by James Damore, but have you read the SCUM Manifesto by Valerie Solanas? You've read Human Diversity (2020) by Charles Murray, but have you read Women as Wombs (1993) by Janice Raymond? You may have read The Inevitability of Patriarchy (1973) by Steven Goldberg, but have you read The Industrial Vagina (2008) by Sheila Jeffreys?

I'm sure you haven't. If you had, you'd renounce your toxic masculinity and admit that people like Albert Einstein, John von Neumann, Richard Feynman, and Richard Stallman are just hacks who stole credit for female achievements. Behind every male "great intellectual" is a woman doing all the work. Women just don't get credit because of their ever-present oppression by the patriarchy.

Linux users, this is your mentality

The funny thing is, as soon as you tell me (and quite proudly, I might add) that you primarily run Linux, I already know a ton about you. I know that you have no artistic ability -- that you're not into full-stack or front-end dev (no photoshop), you're not a photographer (no lightroom), and you're not into video editing (no premiere). I know you're not a software entrepreneur, as you would have needed full-stack development for that. I know you're not into remote collaboration with Google Drive (and Dropbox support is being ended soon). I know you're not an iOS developer (no XCode), or mobile developer at all (which generally requires Photoshop). I know you haven't honed your UX/product sense. Even if you dual-boot, I know you're in pain and will probably lose a bunch of data one day and have no idea what happened. You see that? In your search for "freedom," you have boxed yourself in like a caged rat.

/his/ - History & Humanities

The penis -- the abrahamist's nightmare.

Keyed off of this pro-religion bait image

The penis--the abrahamist's nightmare.

Note that the penis:

1. Is shaped for human hand

2. Enlarges when needed

3. Has outward indicator of it's properties before fully revealing itself: Black--large, White--medium, Yellow--small.

4. Peels itself back to indicate full readiness

5. Self-lubricating

6. Protective wrapper

7. Is shaped for the human mouth

8. Has a point at top for ease of entry

9. Is pleasing to taste buds

10. Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy

>nooo you have to cut it up for no reason
>nooo you aren't supposed to enjoy it
>nooo you can't use it except on one woman
>nooo you aren't supposed to enjoy that either

what gives?

>Black--large

GAYTHIESTS ARE BBC TRANNIES CONFIRMED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/mu/ - Music

Sewerslvt

welcome... TO MY TWISTED... FUCKED UP... MIND! AAHAHAHAHA!!! these samples are warped... oohohohoo they're so warped... are you feeling... a little uneasy maybe? on the edge of your seat? biting your nails? well you're about to get what you deserve:

AMEN BREAK AMEN BREAK AMEN BREAK AMEN BREAK

you're losing your mind, right? i'm so fvcked up, i know... hey.. you noticed my cover? that's right: anime. there's so much anime all over it. it's to prep you for my next maniacal move.... anime samples. wicked? twisted? heheheh... yeah... thought so. anyway.

AMEN BREAK AMEN BREAK AMEN BREAK AMEN BREAK

kind of like you're watching toonami back in the early 2000s again, huh? yeah, well, that's just a glimpse at what having skitzofrenia is like....... i would know. that's why my anime girl is so crazy. life is pain out here in the newgrounds audio portal... full of sorrow.... restlessness.... antidepressants............ so desu ne. w-woah, did you catch that? heh, yeah... newscaster samples. from the news. hey, i tried to warn you: things get pretty fvcked up here.

you know what's really scary.....? those synths from f-zero gx. well buddy... strap in... oh. you like synth pads? heh... i'll show you synth pads. i looked up this tutorial on how to do automation for 'em in fl so... you might want to stand back for this....

OKAY GET READY IT'S SLVTCRVSHER TIME AHHHH YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GOING INSANE RIGHT? THIS IS LIKE, UHH... THE CARETAKER ON DRUGS???

AMEN BREAK AMEN BREAK AMEN BREAK AM... you ever listen to tyler the creator's cherry bomb?

>n e ways back to blasting persona OST

/pol/ - Politically Incorrect

Nazism might just be the biggest scam ever invented

>YEAH GUYS WE TOTALLY SUPPORT ZE WHITE RACE YOU GUYS TRUST ME! ZAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO INVADE AND BOMB OTHER WHITE COUNTRIES AND KILL MILLIONS OF WHITE PEOPLE IN ZE PROCESS!
>WHY? BECAUSE ZEY'RE OWNED BY DA JOOZ OKAY?! NOW BOMB ZAT WHITE FAMILY OF FIVE NOW!
>WE HAVE TO KILL ZE HECKING SLAVS EVEN DOE ZEY HAVE WHITE SKIN AND ARE BLONDE AND HAVE BLUE EYES BUT ZEY'RE STILL SUBHUMAN OKAY?! NOW JUST KILL ZEM!
>WE MUST KILL ZE HECKING JOOZ EVEN DOE 99% OF ZEM ARE INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE AVERAGE WHITE PERSON AND YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL IF ZEY'RE JEWISH OR NOT UNLESS YOU MAKE ZEM WHERE A BADGE AND BARELY ANY OF ZEM PRACTICE JUDAISM BUT ZEY'RE STILL SUBHUMAN SO KILL ZEM!
>YEAH GUYS WE TOTALLY SUPPORT TND EVEN DOE WE HAD CONTROL OVER MUCH OF AFRICA AND DIDN'T DO JACK SHIT!
>CHURCH IS… LE BAD BECAUSE… UHHH… BECAUSE ITS OWNED BY DA JOOOOOZ OKAY?! BUT WE STILL HAVE TO LOOK FOR ZE HOLY GRAIL AND ZE ARK OF ZE COVENANT BECAUSE ZEY ARE POWERFUL ITEMS WE NEED TO WIN ZE WAR!
>YEAH GUYS WE TOTALLY SUPPORT ZE HECKING ARYAN RACE EVEN DOE ARYANS ORIGINATED IN EASTERN EUROPE AND NOT NORTHERN EUROPE BUT STILL WE ARE TRUE ARYANS OKAY?! NOW BURN DOWN ZAT CHURCH FULL OF WHITE CHILDREN IN ORDER TO SAVE ZE WHITE RACE JUST DO IT!
>WHAT ZE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "ALL OF EUROPE IS IN RUINS AND MILLIONS OF WHITE PEOPLE ARE DEAD, INJURED, SICK, AND STARVING"? SHUT ZE FUCK UP BEFORE I SEND YOU TO ZE EASTERN FRONT TO KILL MORE WHITE PEOPLE!
>JAPANESE PEOPLE ARE HECKING VALID HONORARY ARYAN QUEENS EVEN THOUGH ZEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ZAT MEANS AND I AM ONLY SAYING ZAT SO ZEY CAN CONTINUE BEING MY ALLIES!
>ERM ACKSHULLY ZE HOLOCAUST DIDN'T HAPPEN EVEN THOUGH ZAT MEANS ZAT I'M A LIAR WHO FAILED TO ACHIEVE MY CAMPAIGN PROMISES!
>YOU WILL WORSHIP ME FOR SAVING THE WHITE RACE BY STARTING THE MOST POINTLESS CONFLICT IN HUMAN HISTORY WHICH KILLED COUNTLESS WHITE PEOPLE, AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY!
If you really want to support the white race which is "going extinct" (spoiler alert: it's not), all you have to do is live a normal and healthy life. Being a helpless autistic clittycel and believing in outdated 19th century lies and excuses made by nationalists as to why they're country should be allowed to occupy another will not "save the white race". Neither will worshipping a man who contributed more to white deaths than any other man in history "save the white race". You ideology is a lie and causes more harm to you and the people around you than you realize.

/r9k/ - ROBOT9001

I love men so fucking much.

I love men so fucking much. Especially autistic men. They are so authentic and interesting, I love hearing them talk about their favorite hobbies and passions. I love how upfront and blunt they are, how sweet they can be, how deep they are into their interests, how honest they are and how understanding they are about my own autism. They are fiercely loyal too and will value a woman who loves him immensely. I'm sad that I'm only one woman because there is no logical or realistic way I can love and fulfill the lives of so many lonesome, isolated autistic men. I wish I could become multiple beings, harbor multiple bodies and share my soul with men who go unheard or uncared for.

I hope they can find a good woman who will actually value and nurture him... too many single men out there who need love and motivation and cuddles. Wish more women were understanding of these men, who so often are ignored or outcasted.

Are there other autistic women out there who adore autistic men and wish we could do more for them, but you have to accept your limitations?

/v/ - Videogames

Nintendo games saved me.

I don't give a fuck.

Nintendo games saved me when I was in a dark place. They were my childhood and my adulthood. I owe nintendo my life and honestly? So do you probably, you ungrateful piece of shit. So that's why I'll die fighting for them, because evil little cunts want to fuck with them despite the good they've done, despite all the people they've saved, despite all the lives they've changed for the better.

I am Link and you are Ganon, so taste my master sword bitch.

Nintendo never does troon related stuff

why is it that nintendo never does troon related stuff but sony and especially xbox cater to the lgbt folk? <---- not even bait but worthy of a /v/ rule 1 ban

RDR2 was the worst game i have ever played.

RDR2 was the worst game i have ever played.

It was the shittiest of the smelliest of all the turds, but wrapped with pretty graphics.

quite possibly the worst written game in the world, with the most unlikable characters ever written.

>80% of literally ALL the games dialogue is about:
>blacks are abused by bad whitey
>indians are abused by bad whitey
>women are abused by bad whitey

there is a feminist parade mission.

and a whole series of "save the prosecuted indians" missions - best part - you cant even run through these missions.

the game blocks my walk fast/run buttons, and forces me to slowly walk up a mountain for 30 minutes, while im forced to listen to dialogues how bad ebil whiteys are prosecuting the poor indians.

>arthur the dumbass faggot is rampaging around america murdering people and saying killing is bad

when he said he's dying from the coof i thought:

>good, just die already and let the game finish you insufferable faggot

little did i know, that wasnt the end.

i had to press X for an hour and watch a house get built as John.

>but but but but this is a 100/100 game!
>look at how horses shit melts snow!

fuck off.

RPG gamers are the biggest pseuds on the planet.

If you haven't noticed it by now, RPG gamers are the biggest pseuds on the planet. I love Skyrim. I am a total normie Skybaby. When I was a teenager, I was really intimidated by all these online forum guys with a lot of opinionated knowledge about all these 'super complex old school games' who derided my new favorite game for being "dumbed down."

Since then I went to college, completed my CS degree, got a software dev job, got another software dev job, and now lead my own dev team. And now I also know the truth. RPG grognards are mall IT guys. I know for a fact they don't know shit about programming or project management so I doubt they know shit about anything else pertaining to game design. These are sad sacks that underachieved in life and are desperate for games that provide them the illusion of expertise. The value complexity not for the gameplay depth it might provide (though that's the lie they tell themselves), but because it satisfies their conception of themselves as a misunderstood intellectual. As such, they prefer the appearance of complexity over the genuine thing.

To give you example. Attributes in Morrowind are a mathematically redundant mechanic. Any attribute stat modifier could be replicated with a combination of skill modifiers. Removing them from Skyrim did not actually reduce the complexity of the game. This doesn't make them pointless. You can argue attributes provide some aesthetic value, implying a distinction between base character traits and learned skills. But Morrowboomers don't take thing angle. Instead they insist that this made the game dumber. While it probably did help the game's accessibility, like I said it doesn't actually reduce the complexity because it was only ever illusory complexity in the first place. They don't care because it was always about their ego not the mechanics themselves.

Oh, and the journal is literally just a game guide. There's one single riddle in the entire game.

Video games don't have to be games

Video games don't have to be games, just because a compound phrase has a word in it doesn't mean that word applies. That's a pretty basic concept of language and a readily apparent one at that.

/vr/

Don't listen to the neckbeards here.

Don't listen to the neckbeards here. Most of the Anti-physical shitposting is psyop psychopath gatekeepers/scalperd trying to scare you off buying retro stuff.

I listened to /vr/ and waited for the "bubble" to "pop" and it never happened, and then covid. That's when I snapped out of it and started hunting down my dream collection. Would have been way easier and cheaper if I started in 2015 and didn't due to listening to /vr/

/x/ - Paranormal

Satanism is shitty optics

Look, you can't make willingly make yourself as unappealing to every other religion in the world as humanly possible and then sit there and pout when they don't take you seriously or ignore you. Satanism is shitty optics. It's pretty self evident, the concept of Satan is supposed the be the most repugnant, repulsive being in existence. And then you're like

>"WELL, ACKSHUALLY, SATANISM IS LIKE BEING SUPER COOL TO YOURSELF AND FOLLOWING YOUR DREEEEEEAMS AND SELF RESPECT AND LIKE-"

t doesn't mean anything to them because the symbol of your religion is a giant black hermaphroditic goat furry with a fucking pentagram carved into it's forehead. You really should consider how you look to others.

Multi-board

Modern media consumption is designed around cynicism. (/co/, /tv/)

Modern media consumption is designed around cynicism. The executives who greenlight these sorts of things aren't doing this because they hate their media properties. They're doing it because sincerity isn't as cost effective.

You make a shitty film/show but give it a cynical tone, and the you get to use the excuse that it being shitty is part of the tone. If it becomes a hit, you get a bunch of idiots defending it as "making a statement" and it's a flop you flip the script and say "we're sorry it was a rushed product caused by XYZ." Compare that to a sincere or earnest product, those are ride and die. The Black Cauldron and Treasure Planet are evidence of that. They were sincere products that failed (and if you look closer they failed because of executive meddling which is a look executives want even less of)

The Qwipism of the MCU was developed entirely because of this mindset. Nothing is serious. Nothing is sincere. Be cynical. Be cruel. Nothing has value. Consume product because you risk missing out if you don't. That's what these modern companies want. They want junkfood for your soul because nobody swears off a junkfood because of one bad bag of chips, but one bad lobster and suddenly people start saying they have a Shellfish allergy. They want your anger, your apathy or blind consumption. If you hate these films and what Disney's production you need to go out of your way not to consume their products and convince people to watch other stuff not because Disney is bad, but because the other stuff is better. Disney can spin you calling their products shit to bait people with FOMO, and losing one sale is a drop in the bucket if you don't go out of your to convert others.

Piracy is immoral and only faggots try to pretend otherwise. (/g/, /v/)

piracy is immoral and only faggots try to pretend otherwise

>it's too expensive

you don't need it, feraris are too expensive and i dont cry about not affording a ferrari, why do you feel entitled to something you can't afford

>preservation

yeah of course you're some kind of preservationalist of course you're operating some kind of internet archive personally for the sake of preserving information for future generations im sure the 10000000 other people who also downloaded [CuteSubs] [Uncensored] Horny Maid Girls Ep. 3 also did it to make sure their great great grandchildren can still access it

>it's not worth it

the software is clearly worth your time so it's clearly worth your money

>i'll buy it if i like it

no you won't no one in the history of the world has ever done this except when they realize they cant play a multiplayer game or something

>it's a victimless crime

costs money to make software and media that you're taking away from companies which also forces them to implement more invasive DRM or increase prices for actual customers if everyone thought like you shit would be so much worse

>that's muh slippery slope

nigger at some point information on how to pirate will become so mainstream and available that it will genuinely become a problem and companies will have to continue adding shitty measures to stop you faggots that makes the software worse and you retards will onions point at it like "it sucks see it should be free" despite instigating the problem

>b-but i couldn't afford it anyways

yes you can you just don't want to afford it because you're a greedy fuck. or you know what if you're actually that fucking poor why dont you spent less time masturbating to little anime girls

just admit you want free shit and stop acting like you're an epic free information activist, it's much cooler for you to be an outlaw than some faggot thinking he's 2smart4you for googling "plok download rom 4k punjabi no virus" who is fighting the epic corpo war

Turkpedo gay fantasy (/bant/, /his/, /int/)

>It's fucking hilarious seeing Balkan rapebabies argue over who was the biggest slave to the Turks. It's like some kind of harem anime where a bunch of lolis fight over the protagonist, and he doesn't even notice them. The Balkanoids are extremely tsundere about Turkey. Especially Greece, holy shit, fucking Greece. I have never seen a more butthurt nation. We're talking multi-generational butthurt, passed down and inherited from grandmother to granddaughter, infused in their very DNA to cry about Turks. Entire mythical history, poems, war songs, mantras, rituals dedicated to Turks. And this psychotic muhh constantinople shit. That just can't be healthy to be thinking about that shit literally all the time, and not just you but everyone in your family, and your ancestors and so on and so forth.

It's fucking hilarious seeing Balkan rapebabies argue over who was the biggest slave to the Turks. It's like some kind of harem anime where a bunch of lolis fight over the protagonist, and he doesn't even notice them. The Balkanoids are extremely tsundere about Turkey. Especially Greece, holy shit, fucking Greece. I have never seen a more butthurt nation. We're talking multi-generational butthurt, passed down and inherited from grandmother to granddaughter, infused in their very DNA to cry about Turks. Entire mythical history, poems, war songs, mantras, rituals dedicated to Turks. And this psychotic muhh constantinople shit. That just can't be healthy to be thinking about that shit literally all the time, and not just you but everyone in your family, and your ancestors and so on and so forth.

Watch something else, loser (/a/, /co/, /tv/)

Then watch something else, loser. We're pretty much living in the golden era of entertainment, where everything and anything has a dozen different varieties. If you can't find something that strokes your micro-penis, you aren't looking in the slightest, shit for brains.