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The first archived Soyjak.party thread. Unlike most pre-400 threads, this lasted through the night of September 20th Due to the fact it was Stickied. Although its not the first known post (Post No. 3was preserved in a index screenshot, but not archived)[1] this post and its replies make up 10 of the only 11 known pre-100 posts.
Probably the most important missing thread, the thread in which Doctor Soyberg was killed, kickstarting the Asylum Arc. After making fun of a /qa/ users schizophrenia during a board wide meltdown,[2] the "snekposter" proceeded to gloat about it on /soy/, causing a massive Schizo rampage on both websites. At some point during this, Soyberg went to the thread in an attempt to calm things down (he was spotted earlier on /qa/ doing the same thing)[3], at which either one or many posters attacked him, killed him and "[were] plotting to eat him". Its unknown if his face was ripped off in the thread, or if it was a later addition to the story. The "Confession" makes no mention of it, only saying that he mashed Soyberg "into a mess of soy sauce and tofu." The "Face Ripped Off" tradition is first substantiated by an edit of a Schizo wearing Soybergs Face and clothing, was posted around Oct 17th, Three days after Soybergs death.[4]
In the OP of this thread, a chud asked for a transparent image of the isolated glow/lens-flare effect used to make Thoughjaks. He never received his request. As of June 19 2021 after 2 successor threads and saying he'll make soyjak OC as payment, OP has finally received his request, albeit not in the highest quality. As a result the OP made two soyjak OC, that being a Pharaoh with blonde hair and blue eyes, and an ATF soyjak.
MAKE /CUNNY/ NOW!!!Refers to multiple threads demanding that Soot make a /cunny/ board for pedophilic weeaboos, despite the existence of /a/. These demands have been met with varying support and opposition. Threads of this type invariably use an image of a classic soyjak smiling at a computer screen with "MAKE /CUNNY/ NOW" in all caps and red text with multiple exclamation marks. The original was lost to a wave of coal but more have since been created.
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A thread used by an artist identifying himself as "Sean" to post 'jaks made of his own feces. See: Shitjak.
Choose your own Swedish AdventureAn innovative thread (later two threads) started by a creative chud who invited soyjak.party users to give instructions to its main character, Impjak, on which a critically acclaimed story was and is being developed. This was soyjak.party's first ever adventure thread, starting a trend of excellent interactive storytelling threads from soyjak.party's community. A "Part 2" thread was made at the conclusion of a major story arc, continuing the story where Part 1 ended. Main article: Impjak Adventure.
no i will not post proofOn March 2, 2022, Jonathan from the Oreo Review Show (yes, THE nojak) made an AMA thread on /soy/. Initially, he refused to post proof that it is him, later citing that a "message board built around the foundation of anonymity loses its shit that someone won't post concrete proof of their identity" After extensive questioning by soiteens, Nojak posted proof that it was him by screenshotting his channel dashboard. He was not using a trip, so its almost impossible to tell if any of the nojaks are the real deal thoughever. The thread eventually devolved into a brutal soyduel.
/soy/ Thread No. 3602512 An accidental thread where the user meant to reply to another thread, tells others to ignore it, prompting 'teens worldwide to archive this with all their efforts.
I'm heading towards page 40Nucob's ongoing journey to page 40, he didn't reach there yet thanks to necrobump spam. also the 600,000 GET is in this thread.
>Bump limits supposedly 24kA 'teen claims that the bump limit is 24000. Ratio scripts are deployed and confirm this theory, making the longest thread in sharty history and too long for archive.is to save properly
New 'toss (The Image)A janny accidentally pins a blogpost by some random 'teen of a bird he found IRL, the thread quickly devolves into one of the gemmiest and most schizophrenic threads in the history of the site, a lynchian tapestry of gore, soyduelling, spamming and forced memes.
Coinjak AdventureA new adventure thread with the new and unpopular soyjak variant coinjak. Cut out to bleed and die shortly after meeting nojak due to the site not working and sliding all the threads off the catty
Chief officer CobsonA Cobson is posted shouting "IAS and Gems first", the usual evacuation protocol for soyships. The threads goes on to tell a slow burn, bone-chilling, spine-tingling, stomach-wrenching, emotionally-draining, nonfiction story about the evacuation of the SS Soytanic.
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