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Lolcow Farm
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Milk every gegbvll you see. Archive every JULAAAAAY in this page's history to become Thunderdome's thumbnail misusing politisperg of the year. |
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Lolcow.farm users are massive retards! |
These individuals are gegbulls, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs. |
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Foundation | 2014 |
Major Boards | /pt/, /g/ |
Total posts | unknown |
Website | Lolcow.farm |
Lolcow Farm is an imageboard used mainly by women that revolves primarily around gossiping about lolcows (and almost exclusively female lolcows with a few trannies thrown in). Lolcow Farm was created in 2014, after 4chan's /cgl/ board banned discussion of Pixyteri, a female weeaboo cosplayer lolcow. While the site is not nearly as much of a grotesque shitshow as Kiwi Farms is, it is, nevertheless, notorious for having some of the worst jannies on the internet, to such an extent that users on the site can actually get banned for not saging in their replies. Much like Kiwi Farms, most users on Lolcow Farm are themselves much bigger lolcows than the lolcows that they obsessively stalk. The site, of course, has its own Lees, most notably BJ-chan, a schizo woman with an obsessive hatred of women who give blowjobs, describing other women as "subhuman pigs that get down on all fours to suck dick". Soyteens have raided the site numerous times, but the soyspam is always very quickly removed by femcel turbojannies who patrol the site 24/7/365 (for free, of course).
Lolcow Farm shares much of its userbase with Crystal Cafe, despite most 'fe users claiming to hate Lolcow Farm. Similarly, Lolcow Farm users claim to have a genocidal hatred of "moids", yet they almost exclusively target other women for harassment, nitpicking, and abuse. For a group of bitter, mean-spirited femcels who claim that they want to kill all men, there are very few threads about male lolcows on the site. In fact, any time that a thread about a male lolcow appears, it is immediately buried, as the site's users would much rather tear apart other women while proclaiming themselves to be moid-hating radfems. Go figure. The rhetoric about other women that you'll find on Lolcow Farm is, ironically, even nastier than the rhetoric that you'll find on male incel sites, with Farmers frequently and openly wishing rape and murder on other women for not feministing right or for other trivial nonsense. Farmers are also known to cry about "pornsick moids" one minute and post yaoi and shotacon the next minute. Like Crystal Cafe, the site is absolutely filled to the brim with genuine pedophiles who goon to shotacon and fantasize about keeping little boys as sex slaves.
Lolcow Farm is ostensibly female-only and any posters suspected of being male are instantly permabanned, yet the site is owned by a gay man. Female empowerment indeed.
Lolcow Farm has at least two splinter sites currently in operation, AlogsSpace (alogs.space) and Junkuchan (junkuchan.org). Both of these are also owned by men.
