Major Cloog

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This nigga has Assburgers Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl. Check out my power rangers figurine collection!! Major Cloog is a Sharty winraid. Reason for victory: Cloognigga stopped making videos 🤣 Rest in piss, Major Cloog 🤣 Smoking that Major Cloog pack tonight.

Major Cloog is FIXING GOOD VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF /B/!!!!!!!!!!!

This page, ironically, is a gem.

The 'za has been ordered.

Cloog "Ryan" as a "soyjak" trying to ACK himself

Ryan Alexander White (AKA Major Cloog, Major Groom, Major Nigger, etc.) is a closet furry, nigger, autistic, groomer, alleged pedophile, and doxer. His hobbies include bitching like a cunt on der 'cord, furry erotic roleplay, being a total sped online and last but not least he makes Reddit-tier coal 'animations' on his Jewtube channel.

He used to be a Sharty gegbull for a brief time during /raid/'s golden era of doxes, he groomed e-girls on his shitcord and posted 'jaks and spoke in soyspeak in his 'tube community section, henceforth lots of 'teens started to provoke a havoc to his name.^{(rightfully so)}

General Summary

Description Of Him

He created a Youtube channel on August 28 2018, gaining 150k subscribers; around in his 14 - 15 years old when he first began his Jewtube career as a cyber bully.

As his channel grew, so did his skill level in art and editing; he began branching out to other furniggers to bully, because he had a shitty home life and upbringing.

Major Cloog's videos would consist on using potty language, being edgy and murdering the furries on his videos.

This would go on for a while until he gradually began trooning out overtime and went through the "Anti-furry to furry" pipeline and in 2023 he does nothing but goon off to furry porn with his buds on Pisscord and covering furry drama.

Major Cloog's Internet persona consisted of a violent "Anti-Sex" sentiment, where he would bully kids who draw porn underage with his buddies on discord and film it, and he has been in every artfag "XHE DREW PORN AT THE AGE OF 17" controversy.

He is suspected of having a gore fetish.

(((Cloog))). Incorporated "lore"

This page or section contains material completely unrelated to soyjaks (You) WILL make it more IAS or remove irrelevant material.

Basically, Major Cloog has this big ass building where he and his discord buddies make advanced technology to kill cringe furries, his workers ^{(merch money purposes)} are the following:

Characters:

Sam the toaster

Sam is Cloog's favorite OC who uses his disconnected cable to hang furries^{( a bathtub joke would have been better but he is a nigger so there's that)}

Giant Red Fridge

A copycat of the average object show character.

Weird demon guy ^{("spoon man")}

random nigger that looks like a faggot with demon horns, xe seems to be Major's Groom sidekick.

The Annoying Astronaut ^("axis")

The punching bag who gets treated like crap, he's also a "though guy" on nigcord evendoe he's a massive tranny

Stupid eye

There's a stupid eye that never is used or explained because Cloog is in college with a bunch of other trannies.

Either the demon guy or astronaut guy with Ryan.

"Cyber Steel Corperated"

Literally a bunch of furries that Cloog made but with the excuse that zhey were his rivals^{(BTW TRANNIES LIKE THIS GEEEEEEEG)}

There's a balloon dog that is made by clowns(......)

Cloog and his shitty roblox persona wanting to create a harem full of furries e-girls.

Sharty's operation on doxing Ryan

and some furry cat that was part of Cloogs mental deterioration.

/raid/ interference

Prelude

The Great Cloogian War also know as The Great Dox, Cloogians Vs Chudnation and Clooggate, was a war involving the /raid/ & /incel/ soyteens against Major Cloog and his retarded fans.

It all began when two Anonymous posted on Doxbin on September 16, 2023. Later that day, a random Chud posted the dox on the /raid/ board with the title "Major Cloog Pedophile".

Summary of the whole thread

"Major Cloog Pedophile" on /Raid/ on the snappy created on the 16th of September 2023 has been the most active and autistic ridden thread on all of Soyjak.Party, from Sept 16th to Sept 18th it had over 1200 messages in the thread itself, originally consisting of 3 links to his allegations and a Doxbin containing his full name, his address, his college, phone number, his socials and other relatives.

The thread was mostly comprised of Amerimutt chuds and Europoors as the thread would only be active during those daylight hours.

The thread contained immense sperginess, raids, gems, and impersonators and it was one fuck of a ride.

As the thread grew, we discovered that this is his home address and we decide to troll him a little bit ^{( 5750 W Oak Dr Satsuma, AL 36572 )}, the more Soyteens had taken notice of Mr. Niggerson we have here, resulting in extreme attacks from the 'teens. Such as but not limited to: Pizza Bombings, Swatting, signing his personal email and address to a seed packet magazine site or some shit, EXTREME discord raids with TND SPAM, immense jakking, Qurans and Bibles sent to xim, contacting his college and relatives, a potential attack of his house from a Vietnamese chud who was in the local area.

( BTW his mom has dementia and she will probably pay the stuff you will send to her )

HEY GUYS I'M THE "THOUGHT GUY " WITH MY SHITTY GORILLA VOICE ON THE INTERNET BULLYING CHILDRENS ON JEWTUBE AND SHITCORD!!!

War justifications

The crimes of Major Cloog

• He groomed two minors while he was 17 to 19 ^{( he is still doing that to this days )}

• He doxes everyone who mentions his Pedo urges STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM.

• He manipulates everyone that they may have something he is interested in

• He sends his autistic fans to harass anyone he thinks can be a problem to him

• He is a dick in general to everyone ( duh he is a nigger IRL what did you expect? )

• He was praised like an Anti-Furry king, but he has a lot of furries friends to ERP

• He makes shitty cringy animation

• He called Kiwifarms the offbrand autistic version of 4cuck ( Send 'zas to this nigger)

• He wanted to larp as 'teen.
• It is believed that he's a communist.

Significant People and Events

Good Side

Nguyễn Văn Hiếu

Nguyễn Văn Hiếu was once a long forgotten demi-god who was awoken from his slumber to be summoned to the thread to fight for the soyteens, Or as the Soyteens called themselves in afformentioned thread, "The Chudnation", he was in Cloog's local area (His Uncles house in Alabama so happened to be mere houses away from Cloog's) and his original intention was to pull up to cloogs house and kill him, until other soyteens deescalated the situation by suggesting he just send a threatening letter in the language of Vietnamese on his doorstep. His uncle found out about his plan and scolded him, a few hours later he had to fly back to Vietnam to return to his palace. Nguyễn Văn Hiếu was the gemmiest chud in the entire thread, avenging South Vietnam for their defeat in the Vietnam war, giving them a long-lasting victory against Cloog Inc.

w7-890

Adult Anti-Furry who was re-enforcing the soyteens by archiving everything in the thread and the wiki as the jannies weren't too pleased with a random raid thread and the NAS wiki being unnecessarily popular. He posted Cloog's shit to other altchans and helped spread the word. A true warrior at heart.

donny mann

A chud in the thread who vows to ruin Cloog's life as Cloog's mother tipped him off to the FBI and is now being tracked by Glowies and Kikes alike, his intentions are to kick him out of college and skull drag this nigger in the dirt. ^{( I'M ON THE FUCKING WIKI SOYBROS )}

Bad Side

Major Cloog

He is an hypocrate little fuck who was clearly a furry since the beggining trying to larp as an antifurry, no person who hated furries would animate furries with such respect, no details that mock the characters of the people he "trolled", this proves more that he probably had a fetish with gore.

Lord fart

A random faggot who joined the thread just to "mock" us and began moralfagging that pedonigger Cloog and saying stuff that didn't make sense at all, such as defending him for bullying a little girl on VC. After getting roasted by the soyteens, he deleted a lot of his threads ( not all of 'em ) probably because he was ashamed of his action.

{ It's speculated that under his namefag there is that mongoloid of G13 Raven }

Raids

Cloog

9GAG, 4chan and Cloogs server collectively raided the thread

Cloogs Server didn't participate much aside from changing their all usernames in their discord to "Chud", joining the thread to call us niggers, spammed potty humor nonsense, spammed unfunny Gen Alpha discord memes, and tried morally grandstanding about Major Cloog bullying kids and pulling shit out of their ass to justify Cloog's actions.

9GAG 'P spammed Cloog's server and sent nigger cocks in the thread, not much significance - 4chan joined to call us all 3rd world retards and called us autistic incels or something.

/raid/ & /incel/

We Soyteens did lots, in the first day or war someone called "Kuz' ( Not the real one doe { Maybe } ) spammed his dox on his shitty pisscord server, mods and cloog's fanboy obviously didn't like it so they yelled at him KYS after it was unfortunately banned ^{( thk you little buddy for your support )}

On the second day some namefag called "Major Nigger" made another thread on /raid/ inviting soyteens to raid his shitty niggercord server, after a while they raided Major's Cloog server with Nigger Gore, Cut Cocks And Balls, scat, goatse, etc... for this, a lot of Cloog's fans left the server.

Niggerworthy Community

Most of them being antifurry kids who trusted a literal furry.

Possibly other furfags as well

The Admins

The admins of his degenerate community are some of the filthiest bug eating pieces of shit that has ever been born out of a woman's vagina. You bet your pisser that if you piss one of those jannies off they will do a columbine mass shooting on your ass. They also like to falsely accuse people of making 'p when from time to time, and these niggas will draw porn or have someone draw their character as a female, as some funny coomer bait.

The Mid Rankers

These are by far the most degenerate in his Shitcord server. These are usually low-ranking members that join as white knight anti-furries, then became furries in about a year or two. They usually are always posting degenerate shit, coomer bait shit, and content that the usual teenager with unrestricted access to the internet would. Also, these mid rankers usually tend to be bi-sexual after they get molested by the admins.

OVERALL

These less-than-human troglodytes should be stirred away from the internet, otherwise they'll either groom you, or get a bunch of niggers to harass you. There is still a lot of info to talk about, but I'd like to end my cope session here.

Aftermath

	This topic was created by or has connections to Twitter immigrants lol
	Don't trust any tweet you see. Add a community note to every revision in this page's history to make the oldfags mald.

On January 24th, 2024, a TWITTER USER brought Major Cloog into the spotlight with some dub of a video made by worthykids

There has also been a bunch of gemmy videos made on Major Cloog about his controversy.

The gemming up campaign that started all. Scratch that, it's forced meme coal that every new Cloog Inc member says as soon as they join.

Gallery

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  Ryan after the cops come to his house

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  Ryan as a child (what a handsome Youngman! I wonder what he will be when he grows up.)

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  Ryan when the 'ops come to xis college dorm vvhile 'ooning

'Links and Legend for Citations

https://web.archive.org/web/20230922155634/https://soyjaks.party/raid/thread/48523.html Old 'chived /raid/ thread

https://booru.soy/post/list/major_cloog/1 Old 'ru edits made that old week

Legend

T - True, means that the respective citation is true and trustable

G - Take this as a grain of salt, the respective citation has somewhat of a sincere affirmation, alldoe too little testimonies or proof to sustain its veracity

F - False, means is just fake, and the respective citation has never happened, probably written as a joke

W - Work in progress, just wait when we will fill this soon, chuddy

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