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To be researched: Both Doll and Froot have claimed that Max was Dr. E/Chood, but this claim has been disputed due to a lack of proof. For more information about Chood, see his respective article. Can (You) help us?

Anton Maximov
אנטון מקסימוב
Depiction of Max
Administrator of Soyjak.party
In office
July 18-23, 2023
Co-admin: July 16-18, 2023
Co-AdminKuz (until 18 July 2023)
Preceded byKuz
Succeeded byDoll
Personal details
Born
LARP:

Anton Maximov
January 1, 1980
Russian SFSR, USSR (Jewish Autonomous Oblast)

TRVTH:
Carter Kuznets
Unknown date

Tennessee, United States of America
NationalityAmerimutt LARPing as a Russian Jew
OccupationBeing Carter's Jewish alter-ego
Best known forAdding BLACKED.com ads to the sharty, extorting DOLL out of thousands and owning the Nu-Sharty
TripcodeMax ## Admin
IAS?No
Websitet.me/s/kuztracker

(((Anton Maximov))), or yuka, claimed legal name Levi Goldberg[1] was an alter ego of Carter, so-called "director" of the NSS (a division of his so-called company the "Kolyma Network"), the so-called "manager" of his other alter ego kuz and also the owner of the Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust. On the Sharty, he had posted under the handle Max ## Admin, he is Admin_6, the prophecised Anti Soot.

He is universally hated by teens because he sold the sharty to the highest bidder and is probably one of the few things where sootists, kuzists, dollists and off-site faggots all agree about, which could have resulted in the coal that destroyed the sharty if the wrong person had won. He also enabled porn ads on the sharty for an hour to extort 300 bucks out of DOLL showing the kike's ability to squeeze the last few shekels out of an honest working white man.

SCREW YOUR OPTICS, I'M GOING IN

SLAM DUNK HIM INTO A TRASHCAN

Early Life[edit | edit source]

oldfag meme modified to make fun of max's incompetence
max is a nigger
photograph of max in the act of killing the 'arty

He’s a Jew.

Maximov came into kuz's life in 2008, likely taking advantage of a grief stricken, teenage kuzzy. According to a random document online, he was hired in kolyma in 2008, after Kuz’s wife died, and has been working as kuzs manager and personal slavemaster ever since.[2] <- (nevermind, that was all a LARP) Once 'teens started digging up the TRVTH about "kuz" (whose real name is Carter), he (((coincidentally))) got AIDS; and his so-called friend Maximov (who is the same person as him) made him dissolve his "company" and sign off 50% of his ownings[3] to "cover his debt and medical bills". This apparently was not enough for (((Carter))), who, a few weeks later, forced Doll to pay him over 10,000 to get the sharty back.[4] This, however, was still not enough for the shekelsniffer, who then charged doll hundreds of dollars worth of fees from everything ranging from electricity to gas, to ink and paper for the contract he signed. Seriously.[1] YOO this nigger is straight up retarded xe can’t even program an image board, if this is the future of the party I’m leaving.

Fees Doll had to pay Max[edit | edit source]

Surprising absolutely no one, Max's bill to Doll looks like it was written up by Mr Krabs. Read it for yourself.[5]

>I wanted to clarify that these fees were not unjust or unwarranted

The Receipt Verbatim[edit | edit source]

  • $2.00 - Cost of electricity during transfer period
  • $5.00 - Processing fee
  • $10.00 - Unsightly website fee
  • $10.00 - Changing of plans fee incurred by kuz backtracking
  • $15.00 - Fee incurred by DDoS attacks
  • $19.00 - Domain transfer fee
  • $20.00 - Additional fees incurred from transfer of booru.soy
  • $21.55 - Cost of gas when transporting physical hardware during repairs on July 17th
  • $30.50 - Bandwidth fees
  • $45.00 - Risk fee for dangerous/hateful website
  • $50.00 - Transfer fee
  • $100.00 - Time spent working on the website this week in cost of wages
  • $150.00 - (WAIVED) Cost of hardware replacement

Fees for the Contract[1][edit | edit source]

  • $0.25 - Ink for printing fee
  • $0.75 - Paper fee
  • $1.00 - Reviewal fee
  • $1.00 - Faxing fee
  • $2.00 - ACH fee cost

TL;DR Don't toss coins off a bridge around Max because he'll fucking jump, break his arms, then sue you afterwards. Also keep in mind that this was on top of the $10,700 that max extorted out of doll after initially offering to sell to him for $6.5k.

Crimes[edit | edit source]

  • Selling the sharty which Doll already owned after kuz left, then turning it into an auction… just because!
  • Forcing Doll to take out a loan, then milking him dry to the point of charging him for the gas bill
  • Putting absolutely nigger ads on every page
  • Being a hook-nosed jew
  • Lying about kuz and taking everything he had[6]
  • Locked /qa/ (the Sharty board, but its likely that he had some role in The Great Soyset)
  • Stood by while 'P and the Baby bot ravaged /soy/
  • Extortion
  • Usury
  • Tax Evasion
  • White genocide
  • Commissioning dozens of bwno videos from cecefem not yet but it'll probably happen
  • Hating 'teens
  • Giving Kuz AIDS by disguising as a prostitute LARPy LARP
  • the worst ideas anyone have ever thought up
    More Judaism
  • Indirectly leading to the First Death of the Sharty
  • Being the #1 moustache twirling villain responsible for the Soypocalypse

Depictions[edit | edit source]

At first, numerous variant:unknowns and generic jewish edits of popular variants were used to portray Max.

Later on, Max was represented with an angry peach-skinned gapejak with red eyes and often a jewish nose, dressed in a red suit.

Nowadays, the standard depiction of Max on the wiki is a variation of kuzjak with grey skin, a jewish kippah, orange glasses and a tracksuit with the Kolyma Network shield. Despite this, the older gapejak is still used.

Alternative identities[edit | edit source]

Main articles: kuz and Dr E

According to the NEW FRQQTIST QRDER, Max and Dr E/Chood are the same person; however it has not yet been fact-checked by Snopes. They also originally claimed that Max is kuz's alter ego, but later retracted their statement. (Max is still kuz due to both of them using the same IPs)

Sharty splinter[edit | edit source]

Main Page: Max's Sharty

On the 14th of August /soy/ was locked (similar to how /qa/ was) and the board /bunker/ was made. Maximov was trying to get soyteens onto his shitty devyach.net/party bunker, which had no images (at first) and the most fugly UI imaginable. Thankfully most went to bunker.soyjak.wiki instead.

Citations[edit source]

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