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This page is Brappy.

Eat some takis, a taco y a burrito before you read this page o algo

*tap tap tap* uhhhh there's an obsessed yuropoor looking at me through this glass or something like that, yeah
This burger was created by or has connections to YUHROPOORS or something

Don't eat anything you see. Shart on every revision in the page's history to learn the AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.
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>Mexico is obsessed about me o algo
>Those damn indians be hoppin' the walls and harrasing me on ma cheeseburgler palace or something

Mexico is a country located in North America to the south of burgerland and the Northwest of both Guatemala and Belize which became Independent from Spain on September 27th, 1821, It is notable as the birthplace of Satoko houjou fan and for being at war with Italy and now Cuba. O algo.. It's a poophole filled with muttskinned minature orcs..

States of Mexico.[edit | edit source]

The map of every meximutt state. Just to simplify.

Mexico has a total of 32 states. Aguascalientes, Baja California, Baja California Sur, Campeche, Chiapas, Chihuahua, (they literally have a fucking state about an animal, geg) Coahuila, Colima, Durango, Guanajuato, Guerrero, Hidalgo, Jalisco, México, (THE state of Mexico.) Michoacán, Morelos, Nayarit, Nuevo León, Oaxaca, Puebla, Querétaro, Quintana Roo, San Luis Potosí, Sinaloa, Sonora, Tabasco, Tamaulipas, Tlaxcala, Veracruz, Yucatán, Zacatecas, Mexico City(the capital state of meximutts.)

The reason of the illegal immigration.[edit | edit source]

If you're not a retard, you would probably know that Mexicans illegally immigrate to America. The reason the Meximutts immigrate to America is the cartels. Cartels are assholes. They eat organs of the people they fucking execute. And Mexico isn't a place to even live. The soil fertility is low. The people are poor and would do anything to earn some money to feed their males, and most of them are lazy. Actually, the whole middle of America is like this. So, if you are a Mexican, I know you emigrated, you selfish little fuck. Don't try to hide it.

Fun Facts About Mexico[edit | edit source]

  • 12% of mexicans are homosexual and that shithole probably has a similar rate of trannies.
  • When the ITVLIVN STVLLIVN Christopher Columbus arrived in mexico, the smell was so repulsive that he immediately turned around and started sailing back to Spain. It was actually this journey that caused him to accidentally land in the Bahamas, which was much more nasally tolerable.[Fact checked by snopes]
  • Mexico's cartels likes Dragon Ball and Goku so much for some reason.
  • Mexicans drink Coca Cola more than humanity's drink, Water.
  • Taco Bell is inspired of Mexican food, but Mexicans hates Taco Bell.
  • Mexicans prefer Latinx.
  • Mexico's seventh-largest city, Guadalajara, Jalisco, legalized having sex in the streets. Yes, I shit you not.
  • Most of gardeners of Americans are Mexican immigrants.
  • Mexico currently has a jewish troon sympathizer as it's president.
  • Mexicans are pure niggers.
  • 65% of execution videos originate from Mexico.
  • Some cool dog species are coming from their lands.
  • Mexico has the lowest GDP in the entire world, consisting of two banana peels and a half-snorted cocaine brick.
  • Mexicans are the darkest, vantablackest chimpanzee subhumans on the entire planet.
  • Mexicans are all tranime loving trannyfaggots.
  • Mexico’s obesity rate is so high the only thing that eclipses it is the mexican """people's"""' waistlines themselves..
  • (You) will never be a woman. (Even though countries are inanimate things which don't possess sex unless you are a retard)

    • See also[edit | edit source]

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