Jannies

>Though maybe you were looking for the former janny who just so happened to be named "Janny"?

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Not all trannies are jannies, but all jannies are trannies.

Jannies is Polish vantagray iron from the lukewarm surface of Mulattopurgatorium.

A janitor soyjak based on the Markiplier Soyjak

Jannies, also known as Joons or Janitors (most commonly referred to as "Tranny-Jannies" and "Tranitors" due to community's hatred for them and their annoyance) are a race of fun-hating transgender untermensch generally charged with the lowly and unnecessary task of moderating 4chan, as well as the name of a recently discovered brainworm parasite. One can only wonder why such a menial, soul-degrading job is still staffed by humans with the advent of AI; the most commonly accepted theory is that the slavish, cucked loyalty of the Janitor is matched by no other creature, and hiring these social rejects is a massive decrease of spending, because he does it for free.

Etymology

Y'all can't behave.

The moniker of Janny is also used for the moderation teams of other websites such as Soyjak.party, namely imageboards. This is often accompanied by phrases such as: "Clean it up janny" or "fuck niggers fuck Jannies" to mock the tired, sexually frustrated individuals that moderate these websites.

The original design of the Janny comes from Mr. Morris, a character from the PBS show Arthur, whose occupation is a janitor. Funposters have a long and well established tradition of making OC mocking the janitors. Among soyposters, this tradition has resulted in several soyjak variants.

Biology

The large ears of the character also represent the ease at which the brain slugs enter the human mind.

A janny, in its natural habitat, looking for prey.

As a species, Jannies are sluglike creatures that natively live in swampy areas. They are parasitic in nature, and they enter the brains of unsuspecting humans in order to puppet them. They then answer to a sort of hive mind, and seemingly are immediately added to the 4channel moderating team. The current reasons for this are unknown. Many debate if all jannies are "trannies" but it is common belief that is true for the 41% of the 4chan Janitors.

4chan jannies mostly dilate in /j/, as well as the 4chan IRC channel and Discord.

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I fucking hate jannies they are such niggerkiketrannyfaggotretardspicpajeetpunjabipakichinkjapnips I NEED MORE SLURS!!!

Abuse

An example of jannies abusing their power. This 'teen got banned for evading even THOUGH he didn't.

Janitors often abuse their power in order to silence detractors. This happens on most websites. As of January 2023, Soyjak.party has a vicious moderator who gives out permabans to anyone who disagrees with xer^{[it just is, ok?]} due to an insanely fragile ego, presumably from having a tiny penis.

Jannying

On 4chan

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  The 4chan janitor interface when in a thread. The X stands for delete while the B is to Ban.

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  What reported threads/posts look like. 4chan hasn't updated its UI in about 20 years so this is probably still how it looks.

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  Alleged Discord accounts of every single moderator. Probably not their current accounts anymore.

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  ABIB demonstrating through an interaction with a user why you'll often see him singled out as the worst mod.

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  Least embarrassing 4chan moderator. Also a nigger LOL

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  The former mod of /co/ "Redwood" threatened to rangeban a specific drawfag if he didn't make this for him.

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  Most of your interactions with them will look like this.

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  4chan's manager (admin) mode. A list of posts on /g/ are displayed.

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  4chan's ban form in manager mode.

• Captured footage of a janny doing what xhe does best!

On Vichan

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  The default Vichan admin interface. [IP ADDRESS] is replaced with the poster's IP. Button meanings (from left to right): Delete, delete all from IP, delete all from IP on all boards, ban, delete, sticky, autosage, lock, cycle, edit, delete file, spoiler. The mod interface looks familar, except without the D++ and edit buttons. There is also a [move] button, but it is disabled by default.

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  The report queue, as seen from a Janitor. Janitors, by default, only have the ability to delete threads.

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  What the homepage looks like as a mod.

Gallery

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  The common image of jannies on the internet is based on the janitor Mr. Morris from the TV cartoon Arthur, and the meme originated on 4chan.

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  Markiplier Soyjak

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  Wholesome Soyjak

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  Angry Gapejak

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  Rupturejak

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  They do it for free.

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  Perro Rabioso Soyjak

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  Science Lover Soyjak

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  Obsessed Chud

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  Notejak

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  Feraljak

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  Enraged Feraljak

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  Muscular Chud

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  IT'S OVER

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  Selfish Little Fuck

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Trivia

• Jannies love to feed on earwax, and if out of an ear canal, they also enjoy eating dirty socks.
• It is believed that Jannies are trained to write in a homogenous typing style so as not to be identified as individual moderators and harassed by users.
• Although the most commonly proposed etymology of the term refers to 4chan janitors, chudstorians hypothesize that it is a shortening of the Turkish word "janissary", referring to boys kidnapped by Ottoman rapesons, sodomized, circumcised, converted to Islam, and forced to do the Solomon cult's bidding for free.

See also

• Bobo the Sharty Janny
• Mediator
• Frootcord